Wait, chem-trails are a thing now?

 Well, fuck.

Is anyone else worried that the people who can't define what a woman is, says that men can get pregnant, talking about having sex with children and want you to eat bugs are now fucking with the weather?

Is it just me?  Anyone else?

I'd ask what the actual fuck is wrong with Nike, but I'm pretty sure we all know

 And now they're using a man to sell sports bras.

Nike Women decided to have Mulvaney, a biological male, as a spokesman for the company’s new activewear, including sports bras.

This is probably my biggest disappointment because it concerns products made for a biologically female body. Mulvaney had plastic surgery, but how do you expect me to believe your product will support me when I exercise when all I see is a man with small and fake breasts? Let’s have a biological male with extremely skinny legs and no butt model yoga leggings. It’s worse than having the skinniest female model advertise this stuff. At least she’s shaped like a female!

I haven't bought any Nike products for decades.  The last Nike shoe I purchased was the Pegasus Air and they discontinued those around 1996, so that gives you some idea.  They used to have good running shoes decades ago, but they went more to the flash and bullshit, cheap Chinesium crap and I moved on to better running shoes.

I'd still buy some shirts or what have you, but never their shoes.  And then the whole Kapernick thing happened.  Yeah, I might have miss-spelled his name.  I don't give a shit, that racist fucking piece of garbage.  After that I refused to touch any Nike products with a ten foot pole.

I have a feeling that more women are going to feel the way I do, than are going to be inspired to buy a sports bra being shilled by a over-the-top melodramatic gay man.

This should have happened years ago

 Why the fuck are we allowing the ChiComs to buy our land?

One of the most underreported stories in the media right now is the efforts of the Chinese Communist Party to buy large areas of land throughout the United States.

When it is mentioned, it’s usually brought up by someone trying to raise the alarm over the issue, which is understandable.

Republican senators Tommy Tuberville of Alabama and Tom Cotton of Arkansas are introducing a bill to stop this from going further.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, they like to buy land next to military bases too.  It's almost as if they have other motives.  Weird, right?  Like, how our greatest enemies who hate us and want to destroy us probably shouldn't be allowed to buy land right next to an Air Force base.

Stolen from Kim du Toit

 Because what the actual fuck?

This must be that "common core" we hear so much about.

It doth boggle the mind

 I'm trying to think about what would happen if my command just wasted $17,000,000 for no good reason using a single-source contractor (which is illegal).  The end result is that multiple people would at the very least lose their jobs, if not end up in jail.

Immigration officials wasted $17 million dollars on unused hotels for migrants last year, after hiring a politically connected contractor that failed to meet COVID-19 protocols, a government watchdog found.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement entered into the $87 million contract with the nonprofit company Endeavors to provide services for the surge of migrants at the southern border, the Department of Homeland Security’s Inspector General said in a Tuesday report.

ICE should have sought multiple bids for the work, instead of signing onto the “sole source” deal with Endeavors, which required the agency to pay for a block of more than 1,200 hotel rooms, no matter how many were used, the watchdog found.

So, this is something that I actually know a bit about, since I've undergone fiscal law training in order to be able to do my job.  There are two phrases here that keep popping into my mind.  Fiduciary responsibility and pecuniary liability.  As someone who spends government money, I have fiduciary responsibility to ensure that it gets spent responsibly and that there's no waste.  If I spend that money wastefully or illegally (and there are a shit ton of laws about how to spend money) then I hold pecuniary liability.  Meaning it's my ass on the line.  And the same goes for anyone who spends or approves the spending of government money.

Dude.  Seventeen MILLION dollars wasted.  I'd be in jail if I approved that.  So would my boss.

But the dot gov?  Nah bruh, they good.

We're not being governed by actual normal people, this country is being run by a criminal cabal of evil.  On top of being evil, many of them are plain stupid.  The credentialed class is full of morons who've gotten ahead by money, family ties (the Cuomos, anyone?) or by literally sucking dick (Kamala, here's to you!)

Buy more ammo.  No, MORE than that.  You're going to need it soon.

Wait, what?

 White.  Nationalist.  Hispanics?

Remember when George Zimmerman was called a White Hispanic because he defended his life against a thug who happened to be black?

I can't imagine the level of ideological indoctrination required to start calling Hispanics "White Nationalists".  What's next?  Black "White Nationalists"?  Don't laugh!  If the Left needs to call Hispanics "White Nationalists" in order to keep them scared on the Democrat plantation, it won't be long before they do the same to any other ethnic group the Left owns.

Hot tip: Allowing a drag queen to twerk on your pre-pubescent daughter will most likely send you to hell

We're in some fresh hell where a "mother" allows a sexual deviant to get fresh with her child.

This little girl is being traumatized by adults who should know better. The "dancing" this drag queen is doing with his bottom hanging out of his shorts is undeniably sexual. The child is sitting in the center of the room as the focus of this display just like any bachelor would sit for a lap dance from a stripper. Her face is a mix of confusion and discomfort while a woman, who I assume is the creature who birthed her, is standing next to her wiggling and giggling while she allows her child to be enticed by a scantily clad man.

Dave's Question #1:  Where the hell is Daddy, to take his daughter out of that cesspool and protect her from these deviant fucks?

Dave's Question #2:  If Daddy was around, meaning that "Mommy" didn't just use him as a sperm donor and breathing ATM, would it be a crime for Daddy to take "Mommy" home and spank her the way she needs to be spanked?  You want kink, my dear?  Let me show you my kind of kink.  You must be punished.  Severely.  You might want to not make any plans for the next few days until you can walk again.

If I was the father, and I saw my daughter being twerked on by some drag queen with his ass hanging out of his shorts, I would use that as exhibit #1 on my "Mommy" should lose all custody.  And yes, I keep using scare quotes around the word "Mommy".  That's because this female who squirted out a child has failed in the primary function of what a mother should do:  PROTECT YOUR CHILD.  That kid doesn't need a sexual deviant twerking on her.  That kid doesn't need to be sexualized in any way, shape or form.  That child, that pre-pubescent child, needs to be protected from that kind of garbage, which means that "Mommy" has utterly and completely failed as mother when she put her child front and center to be used in a drag-queen lap dance.

Lap dancing a pre-pubescent child is sexual abuse.  Period.  It's sexual abuse and it's grooming for more sexual abuse.

Ten bucks says that kid, when she grows up, is going to be banging anything that moves while partaking in drugs by the handful.  Because if "Mommy" can't be bothered to protect her from drag queens when she's a young girl, "Mommy" sure as shit isn't going to be doing any kind of actual parenting when she's a teenager.

Teenagers are eating Tide Pods?

Folks, this is called "cleaning the gene pool". 

"I cannot believe I'm about to do what I'm gonna do," YouTuber Marc Pagan said before sinking his teeth into a Tide Pod. "I'm just bored, so I'm doing something right now that is completely stupid."

Why can't he jack off to internet porn like a normal teenager?  Feh.  Let these dumb ones die off. 

In your life, you WILL be an example.  You will either be an example of what to do, or what NOT to do, but you will be an example.  Every species has those individuals who are too dumb to continue living.  Normally they self-select themselves right out of the genetic lottery.  Let.  That.  Happen.

Even dogs don't mess their den

One of the things that irritated me about my prior rental was that in the area where I lived, it seemed that all the prior residents had just thrown their trash out back.  The Mrs. and I picked up tons of trash; I lost count of the bags we took to the dump, and all of it was junk and rubbish from residents years gone by, that we had picked up out of our back acreage.  We weren't the only ones.  My immediate neighbor hauled tons of trash out of his acreage as well.  Our friends down the street took truckloads of trash to the dump.  All of it left by people with less sense than a stray dog.

Fast forward to now, and I'm in Mississippi.  The dog goes and does his business out in the woods near our house.  I go to clean it up.  And what do I spy?  Trash and rubbish.

So the Mrs. and I go forth with trashbags in hand.  We found pull-tab beer cans from the 70's, unopened bottles of Bud Light, oil filters, house-plant containers, soda bottles from the 1990's, and bunches of other crap.  All of it now bagged up in my trailer waiting to go to the dump.

What kind of slack-jawed fuckstick trashes his own back yard?  And why am I the one that always cleans it up?  This isn't some house out in the middle of nowhere - we've got houses pretty much everywhere, even though it's a rural setting.  What the hell, man?

What the fucking fuck?

Just when I think I've seen the pinnacle of human stupidity, someone out there has to prove me wrong.



I just can't....  I mean, really....

The sound isn't safe for work.  Just sayin'.

Yet another mangina opens their pie-hole and spews....

Well, I'll let you figure out what a mangina spews out.  This ought to help you with your deliberations.

OMG!  A WOMANZ WUZ HURT AT A BASEBALL GAME!!!!  BAN ALL THE THINGS!!!!!  SOMEONE FELL AT A BASEBALL GAME!!!!!!  BAN IT!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAN IT!!!!!!!

Hello, douche-bag idiots?  It's a BASEBALL GAME!  Things fly at a game!  Tiny, leather-wrapped balls fly at 90+ towards someone holding a piece of hardwood who tries to hit that ball.  Physics being what they are, at some point, one thing or another is going to fly into the stands.

If you don't want to take the risk of being hit by one of those flying objects, then DO NOT PURCHASE THE MOST EXPENSIVE SEATS IN THE STADIUM!  YOU WORTHLESS, JOY-DESTROYING MORONS!

"Oh, but someone fell from some high place and now all high places must be banned or covered in padding!"

No, this is called evolution.  The strong survive.  The "strong", in this case, being the people who did NOT lean over a railing that protects them from falling multiple stories to their death.

Call me heartless if you wish.  But if you die or get injured at a baseball game you didn't deserve to be there in the first place.  Plain and simple.  The chances of you dying at a baseball game are probably lower than the chances of you being raped by a shark while getting struck by lightning.  Stop demanding that everyone else be inconvenienced just because you're too stupid to breath without constant instruction.

Today is December 7th

A day that shall live in infamy, as some guy once said.  Just a wee bit of his historical significance.

Here's the page for Bing today:

A very nice homage to the USS Arizona Memorial in Pearl Harbor.  I've been to that memorial.  I've looked down into the gun turrets and seen the oil still dripping to the top of the water like tears in reverse.  It was a powerful moment, even though I was a little kid and still didn't understand everything about it.

And here is the page for Google today:

And this is why I try never to use anything from Google.  I have an epic rant just bursting to come out, but it's Sunday and I'm trying to maintain on semblance of peace on the Lord's day.

I'll never use Chrome, and I'll use Bing or Yahoo to do my web searches.  If there were another free blogging engine out there, I'd use that as well just to get away from Google.

Daylight "Savings" Time.

So, even as late as last Friday, I was riding to work in daylight and riding home in daylight.

Yesterday, I rode to work in daylight and rode home in the dark.  First time I've had to use the lights on my bike.

Tell me again about how we're "saving" daylight?

The Cult of Obama

Here's just a small sample of what the Left has turned into.  When I call Uh-bama the Marxist Messiah, or the Communist Christ, or the Left's Lord and Savior, it is because that is how they treat him.

Uh-bama isn't just their President.  He is their God.  The Left has turned into a a cult-like religion where Uh-bama is worshipped and praised on their alters.

Don't take my word for it.  GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

Tell me again

Why we should trust the government? Ever?

This week, the Bereau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms promoted three of the officials responsible for Operation Fast and Furious:

All three have been heavily criticized for pushing the program forward even as it became apparent that it was out of control. At least 2,000 guns were lost and many turned up at crime scenes in Mexico and two at the killing of a U.S. Border Patrol agent in Arizona.

And why were they promoted?

They were all placed in protected positions which shields them from public view. The assistant to the assistant director position was created under former Acting Director Mike Sullivan to shield corrupt and exposed managers so as to keep their grade and benefits.

Keep in mind that the firearms that the ATF allowed to go to the Mexican drug cartels have been linked to multiple crimes, including the death of a Border Patrol Agent.  How many more people have to die before the government idiots in charge of this clusterfuck get sent to jail?

Let's make it go viral

I might just print this out and hang it in my office.

The Answer is "Yes".

The question is "Is Obama Bat-shit Crazy?"  Although the writer phrases is much more politely.

On the topic of his conduct so far, the architect of the new Depression said, “we’ve made good choices so far.”  (I am not making this up.  He really said that.)  He also declared, “The United States of America doesn’t run out without paying the tab.  We pay our bills.  We meet our obligations.” 

Um… Mr. President?  Running a huge deficit means, by definition, that you are not “paying your bills,” and you are the one who keeps threatening that your government will not “meet its obligations,” by shutting off Social Security checks, veterans benefits, and other essential services.

It’s time to face the unpleasant truth.  President Barack Hussein Obama has gone mad.

Obama is crazy as a shithouse rat, and the congresscritters who insist that we need to spend MORE money are just as crazy.

Call your Congresscritters

Pepper them with facts, and then ask when the impeachments start.

There is no reason for anyone involved in Operation Fast and Furious to continue having a job in the government.  Ever.  We can only calculate how many people have died due to the Obama Administration selling guns to drug cartels.

Let's repeat that last little bit, shall we?  The Obama Administration is/was selling guns to Mexican drug cartels.  All the reasoning after that means bupkis.  We know that Obama wants to use the "American guns are finding their way into Mexico!" as a reason to impose gun control.  There are some folks out there who think that this is the reason the Obama administration was selling guns to the Mexican drug cartels.  But the reasoning behind it still means bupkis.  The Obama Administration was selling guns to the Mexican drug cartels.

Why haven't the impeachment proceedings started yet?  Call your congresscritter and ask.

*facepalm*

Gutless, feckless, mindless, brainless, honor-less.....

Obama couldn't give a shit about the military unless he's using them for a photo op.  Period. 

Obama OK without a budget?

Really?  FUCKING REALLY???????

President Barack Obama’s former deputy press secretary Bill Burton said last night on Fox News Sunday the nation is “doing OK” without a budget. How’s that? He explains: “Nothing is shutting down.”

GAH!  GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  YOU FUCKING POLTROON!  YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC PIECE OF CRAP!  YOU EMPTY-HEADED WORTHLESS FUCKING MORON!  YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PARASITE!

I have had to deal with the Democrat's complete and total abdication of responsibility, i.e. NO FUCKING BUDGET for the past NINE FUCKING MONTHS trying to operate a section and a mission while only getting a FRACTION of what my costs are because we've been operating under the Continuing Resolution Agreement, or the effects thereof, and this stupid ignorant anal wart is trying to say that we're OK without a budget?????

Well doesn't that just explain how FUCKED WE ARE as a country!  Doesn't that just explain why the Obama team thinks that unemployment, a sinking economy and a debt that will bankrupt us is just A-O-FUCKING-KAY!  Maybe if we had people in the White House who actually understood what a fucking budget was and what a fucking budget is needed for we wouldn't be sitting here faced with the prospect of this country DEFAULTING ON OUR FUCKING DEBT!  Maybe if we had people in the Oval Office who had ever done a job that WAS NOT another government paycheck we wouldn't be looking at MORE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DEBT!

GOOD GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE SMOKING?!?!?!?!  WHAT THE FUCK!  WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!??!  WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH A DROP-OUT FROM A COMMUNITY COLLEGE SITTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE RATHER THAN THIS CURRENT CROP OF CLUSTERFUCK COMMUNISTS!

Fuck Obama with a government spreadsheet a mile wide.  Fuck Bill Burton with a Bankruptcy-boner the size of the Empire State Building, soon to be re-named "Wang's House of Imperialism" after it gets sold to pay the bills.  And fuck the entire Obama team with the economic fury of John Holmes after a three day bender of cocaine and Viagra.  Fuck them all.  Fuck them strait to their Marxist hell.

For the love of God, I don't know if the country can survive the sheer ignorance, incompetence, narcissism and greed of Obama and his cronies.