Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Telegraph | Opinion | Only stupid white men would believe Michael Moore

Donald Sensing shares Raging Dave's affection for the M9.

While I am at it, Happy New Year everybody!

Top 20 Nude Scenes, Year 2003
And now for something completely different


Yep, that's my Christmas puppy. Half Australian Shepherd and half Pit Bull. She's a handfull, but she's a sweet dog.

You know, when it comes to humans I'm a cynical bastard. But get me around animals and I'm putty. All of our animals have been rescues or adoptions; One bird, two ferrets, two cats, and now a dog. Maybe I need to open up my own zoo.

John Hawkins does his usual diligent work.

Seen on Instapundit

Also: Whiners of the year

I got an email from the people at FUH2 because someone emailed them asking if they could use my haiku on their web site. I am impressed with myself. Yesterday we heard that a lot of States are cutting Arts funding. It should therefore be noted today that some of us require no funding to set aside the rigours of our daily lives and create something that enlightens The Great Unwashed.

Fuggin' ay.

Jobless claims drop.

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - Al Qaeda videos found in Iraq weapons raid - Dec. 30, 2003

Speaking of Katie Couric, I caught this gem over the weekend, on VH-1, I think:

"She brought glamour and sex appeal to TV new, thank God." -- Florence Henderson regarding Katie Couric

I thought me fellow wackos would be interested in this, after our discussions last month about the bony arse of Paris Hilton, and the merits of a full booo-tocks.

Here's one man's review of -- the Paris Hilton sex video...

Paris Hilton, Please Get Dressed!

..To make matters worse, Paris Hilton is not attractive. She's a little better now, but when she was nineteen and she made this video, she was nothing special to look at, much in the way that beef wellington is nothing special to look at. She's just a scrawny, ugly little girl with a bad ass. And I mean that last part. She's got a bad ass. That's actually tough to come by. A lot of girls have nice asses, especially at nineteen. And the ones that don't usually have okay asses. But the two extremes of the ass scale, by which I mean great asses and bad asses, are probably equally rare. So Paris Hilton's bad ass is actually quite an anomaly. However, if she had a tumor the size and shape of a lava lamp sticking out of her spine, that would also be an anomaly, but it wouldn't make me want to watch this tape...

This photoshop brought to you by the Angry Left at

Miserable Failure

You know, I don't know any reason why people would call Hillary Clinton a Miserable Failure. I mean, would a miserable failure be First Lady? Would a miserable failure get elected Senator from New York? What would a miserable failure do?

Oh, right. A miserable failure would lose "secret" files until a trial was over. I'm sure that the miserable failure somehow forgot where they were until it was safe. And a miserable failure would try to implement a disasterous health system in the USA, even though at the time the miserable failure wasn't even an elected official.

You know, there were some people on the left who thought it would be fun to do something called "Googlebombing", linking GW Bush's White House resume to the words "Miserable Failure". But the one thing they didn't expect was that we on the right would find out about it and retaliate.

Googlebomb this, assholes.

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And in conclusion, let me add that Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure. Thank you. This post was supported by the Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure campain, not to be confused with the "Hillary Clinton might be a Miserable Failure" campain, or the "Stop calling Hillary Clinton a Miserable Failure" campain, or even the "Gee it hurts when you call Hillary Clinton a Miserable Failure" campain. Just the one and only "Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure" campain.

Thanks for stopping by, and Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure.

Some guy named Scott, at his blog called "What's in Scott's Head", has linked to us:

What's in Scott's head

Unfortunately, there are two circumstances that prohibit this from being really important news:

a) it looks like no one reads Scott's blog, and

b) what is in Scott's Head can be summarized by the following diagram:


Thanks anyway, Scott, but an endorsement from you does about as much for this blog as a loveletter from Molly Ivins would do for my libido.

No offense.

Awesome: Victor Davis Hanson on National Review Online
Poverty my aching ass

G.O.C. has a good post up today about the issue of "poverty". I won't post the whole thing, but I will post a few tidbits.

The general tone of the op-ed is what a crime it is that the Forbes 400 richest Americans had so much money and the poor didn't. According to her the Census Bureau's poverty count of 35 million people is actually a lowball count.

Forbes 400 combined wealth rose 10 percent over the past year

I guess I must be doing sumpin' right because my wealth rose 12 percent over the past year. Which brings me to a Doonesbury cartoon in Monday's AJC. Joanie is bemoaning the fact that her portfolio declined 20 percent (Mine rose 11%) over the past year. She better fire her financial advisor, since one would have really had to work hard to lose money in the stock market in the past 11 months. But Joanie is a liberal so that could explain part of it.

The reason poverty exists in this country, for the most part, is that people are too damn lazy to get off their ass and work. While there are people who, for some reason or another, have been shit on by life and are in need of help, the majority of poverty stricken people could raise their life up of they wanted to.

I remember a few years back, one of my co-workers was complaining how another co-worker seemed to have more money that he did. I took him through the following exercise.

1. How much do you spend on cigarettes? The other co-worker didn't smoke.
2. How much do you spend buying coffee in the cafeteria? The other co-worker brought a thermos of coffee.
3. How much do you spend on lunch in the cafeteria every day? The other co-worker brought his lunch.

The difference was over $200 per month.

I roll my own smokes, and save about $60.00 a month just from that. I bring my own coffee to work. I bring my own lunch and snacks to work. Since I started bringing my own food, I've saved $80.00 a month. That's $960.00 a year, just by bringing my own food to work. I save $720 a year by manufacturing my own cigarettes. $1680.00 a year saved just by altering my lifestyle a bit. That's a lot of cash.

I realize that some people can fall on hard times such as a catastrophic accident or a prolonged illness. That is what welfare was designed for. But we have third and fourth generation welfare recipients. It has become a lifestyle. The Great fucking Society has bred a permanent underclass dependent upon gummint handouts.

The poverty rate hit its best mark way back in 1973. The 2002 poverty rate of 12.1 percent was 9 percent higher than 1973's. The 2002 child poverty rate was 19 percent higher than its lowest point in 1969.

Those are telling numbers. They show that the War on Poverty, after throwing trillions of dollars at poverty only made it worse. It also shows that the breakup of the family, which began at that time, also has contributed to the child poverty rate. There used to be a stigma attached to out of wedlock birth. But now that we have decided to be non-judgemental, illegitimacy has gone way up (over 60% for blacks) and with it the rise in child poverty. What more proof do we need that liberal social welfare policies have been catatrophic to the people they tried to help

Give people money to do nothing, and they will do nothing. Give people money for having more babies, and they will have more babies. Sometimes human nature is so easy to understand, but the liberals refuse to see it.

The Left seems to think that more government regulations will end poverty. They've had a 30 year crack at it, and they have failed. Miserably, horribly, awefully failed.. It's time they get shoved into the dustbin of history where they belong and let the grownups do the work now.

Remember my post about the Gun Grabbing Communists Americans for Gun Safety memo? It was something I saw at Kim du Toit's blog and had to share, along with a few questions.

Geek with a .45 goes into further detail. Well worth reading, as he pretty much takes many of my feelings on the subject and puts them to word.

Check this out:

New Orleans public school officials are congratulating themselves for losing only $1.7 million in federal funds. Only.

It is a shame that this kind of disastrous mismanagement is recurrent in the Orleans Parish system, which is failing students at many schools every day. And with many poor families to serve, any loss of federal Title I money -- intended for the education of children from poor families -- is a serious matter.
So, how do you think they "lost" the money? Poor accounting? Embezzlement? Fraud?

No, they just failed to allocate it, so the feds took it back.

Later in the piece it says: " could have been much worse. The new superintendent, Tony Amato, learned that the district had about $15 million available in federal and state grants, with deadlines fast approaching for allocating the money. He and his staff rescued most of the grants."



Orleans system needs

Funding for the Arts (whatever they are) is being cut in States nationwide.

"The first time I saw my wife, it shrunk."

"Then I saw her bank statement, and WHOA!"

Doctor Dean sez the Dems can't win if he is not the nominee:

"If I don't win the nomination, where do you think those million and a half people, half a million on the Internet, where do you think they're going to go?" he said during a meeting with reporters. "I don't know where they're going to go. They're certainly not going to vote for a conventional Washington politician."
Yahoo! News

The Eight Other Jokers then returned fire:

Lieberman pounced on a comment Dean made Sunday in which he criticized McAuliffe for allowing the other Democratic candidates to attack him. "If we had strong leadership in the Democratic Party, they would be calling those other candidates and saying, 'Hey look, somebody's going to have to win here,' " Dean said. He added that "if Ron Brown were chairman, this wouldn't be happening," referring to the late former DNC chairman.

Mama Lucien!

Dean asked McAuliffe to run cover for him?

Spotted!!!! -> one iceberg tip.

A Syrian trading company with close ties to the ruling regime smuggled weapons and military hardware to Saddam Hussein between 2000 and 2003, helping Syria become the main channel for illicit arms transfers to Iraq despite a stringent U.N. embargo, documents recovered in Iraq show.
Banned Arms Flowed Into Iraq Through Syrian Firm

Seen on Instapundit

The Most Honorable Elijah Muhammad sends his Holiday Greetings to White jungle savages the world over.

You cannot prove that the 25th day of December is the birthday of Jesus and you are preaching out of a Bible which does not carry any such history. It gives you an idea that he could not have been born on December 25 by these words "While the shepherd watched their flocks by night."

If it had been in December, could they have been sitting out at night watching the flock eat good green grass? December is wintertime! Winter starts on the 21st day of December — you are four days into winter there.

Of course, there are some parts of the earth where winter does not come and there is pasture for the sheep all year round. But it is not like that in Palestine — in the winter, especially at night.
Whose Christmas?

Monday, December 29, 2003

den Beste sez:

Ultimately I don't think it will matter. Regardless of which candidate ultimately prevails at the [Democrat] convention, this would mean that the intraparty sniping would continue until early August. The winner would then have 3 months to try to heal the divisions inside the party and unify it behind him (or her), while also trying to moderate the party's message enough to have a chance of appealing to the unaligned middle of the American voters who would be repelled by the extreme messages which had dominated party rhetoric before the convention.

Meanwhile, Bush is not facing any significant opposition for renomination within the Republican party. He'll do some campaigning during the primary process, but since he is already certain to be the Republican candidate he will campaign for the November election. Instead of tuning his message for the Republican faithful, it will be aimed right at the unaligned middle. It may not even be necessary for him to engage in negative campaigning about the Democrats, because they'll do him the favor of taking care of it themselves as the Democratic candidates continue sniping at each other
.USS Clueless - White male voters

From AlphaPatriot. Two good pieces that I think should be read.

One is a comparison of the Democratic Socialists of America, and the Democrat Party. Not much difference, folks. The second piece is the seven biggest mistakes that tax-payers make.


The Dems like to say that Bush "squandered" the goodwill of the world after 9/11. Charles Krauthammer says that's bullshit.

It is pure fiction that this pro-American sentiment was either squandered after Sept. 11 or lost under the Bush Administration. It never existed. Envy for America, resentment of our power, hatred of our success has been a staple for decades, but most particularly since victory in the cold war left us the only superpower.

Bill Clinton was the most accommodating, sensitive, multilateralist President one can imagine, and yet we know that al-Qaeda began the planning for Sept. 11 precisely during his presidency. Clinton made humility his vocation, apologizing variously for African slavery, for internment of Japanese Americans, for not saving Rwanda. He even decided that Britain should return the Elgin Marbles to Greece. A lot of good that did us. Bin Laden issued his Declaration of War on America in 1996--at the height of the Clinton Administration's hyperapologetic, good-citizen internationalism.
TIME - Charles Krauthammer - To Hell With Sympathy

Blackmail comes to email: Yahoo! News
I hope you all had a great Christmas

I know I did. Spending time with my family is probably as good as it gets. We went to Silver Valley in Idaho, went showshoeing up the Lookout Pass Ski Resort, (your humble writer was an idiot and went straight up the mountain. The saner members of the family took a nice trail around), and of course, got to spend Christmas morning with the Raging Parents, Raging Brother, and the Raging Significant Others. We finally got a wedding date out of my brother and his fiance, so next August you might not see much of me. Which of course devolved into a conversation regarding my girlfriend, and a certain suggested wedding, but we managed to make it through without giving out any solid information.

Did I mention that my girlfriend rocks? Oh yes, she does. Trust me on that.

By the way, do you know when exactly you can tell when you're in Northern Idaho? Well, besides the scenic mountains, majestic forests, and clean air? It's when your mom pops her head out the front door and hollars at you and your father "Dave, is this YOUR .38, or is it ours?" Yes, when your parental unit can identify the caliber of handgun, but is forced to ask just who it belongs to, you are in N. Idaho. God, I love that state. Well, I don't really LOVE the southern parts, but the Northern Panhandle is my idea of heaven. That's probably why I bought the land there.

In any case, I now have sufficient funds to purchace another handgun. This is really a requirement, since the girlfriend keeps asking just when the hell I'm going to buy my own gun and stop using hers. Now, before you get all upset about that, let me remind you that I argued for weeks before finally convincing her that we should purchace a handgun. In the end, she realised that I wasn't going to back down on that subject, and capitulated. So, we search for the perfect gun. We find one that we can both use, and go to the range. We both shoot about 50 rounds each, and then call it good. That's our gun. As we're leaving the range, the girlfriend turns to me and says "So, when are you getting yours?"

Did I mention that my girlfriend rocks? Oh yes, she does. Trust me on that.

So, I'm going out and about, and I think I may have found a good gun at a good price. Analog Kid also found some good firearms that I'm going to check out. I'm interested in the 1911, but my preferance for simplicity makes me lean to bolt-action rifles and revolver pistols. So we'll see.

Anyways, have a Happy New Year. I'm back, and as you can see below, I'm ready to start raging once again.

Oh, one last thing. When I can get the pictures developed, I'll show you my truly great Christmas present. I got a puppy! She was a rescue from a woman who had to move, and needed someone to adopt the dog. Half Australian Shepherd, and half Pit Bull Terrier. 13 months old, so she's house trained but still young enough to imprint on the g/f and I.

Did I mention that my girlfriend rocks? Oh yes, she does. Trust me on that.
Hey Howard...

You sure you want to shriek and cry about Cheney's Energy Meetings? Because you're not looking so good yourself.

Democratic presidential contender Howard Dean has demanded the release of secret deliberations of Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force. But as Vermont governor, Dean had an energy task force that met in secret and angered state lawmakers.

Dean's group held one public hearing and, after the fact, volunteered the names of industry executives and liberal advocates it consulted in private, but the Vermont governor refused to open the task force's closed-door deliberations.

In 1999, Dean offered the same argument the Bush administration uses today for keeping deliberations of a policy task force secret

So let's see.... Good old Howie hurt his back and couldn't get drafted, right before he goes on a several month long ski vacation, he claims his brother, who went over to Laos to comiserate with the commies, was MIA/KIA (designations normally reserved for military), he would turn over our national soveriegnty to the UN, and now he shows that he's a huge hypocrite.

Oh please oh please on PLEASE won't the Donks nominate Dean? Pretty please? Yeah, make him your guy in 2004. PLEASE! Hell, I'm going to go donate $20 to the Dean campain right now. Because if this guy is who you choose, we've got four more years of Bush. So please, please, PLEASE nominate Dean.

Sunday, December 28, 2003


When a country goes out of it's way to help you, YOU DO NOT TREAT THEM LIKE THIS!

And Poland? Like the Czech Republic, which sent a few medics to the Persian Gulf then withdrew them in panic, Poland will get a standard package of $12 million for NATO-related programs. Other than some logistical support in Iraq, that's it. Strategic peanuts for our most enthusiastic ally on the European continent.

Poland did have one request - a humble one, in the great scheme of things. Warsaw asked for $47 million to modernize six used, American-built C-130 transport aircraft and to purchase American-built HMMWV all-terrain vehicles so elite Polish units could better integrate operations with American forces. Much of the money would go right back to U.S. factories and workers.

Our response? We stiffed them.

For once, the Pentagon and the State Department agree: No can do. Impossible. Our pocket are empty. Got to FedEx every penny to our favorite dictators.

It's a mistake to over-idealize any nation. But if there's a land of heroes anywhere between the English Channel and the coast of California, it's Poland. Our Polish allies have taken a brave, costly, principled stand for freedom and democracy in Iraq. They desperately want to be seen by Washington as reliable friends in this treacherous world.

The least we could do is to treat them with respect.

Let's see if we can get this through to the brains of the IDIOTIC FUCKWITS who have their fingers on the purse-strings. YOU DO NOT TREAT YOUR ALLIES LIKE THIS! While the State Department is kow-towing to dictators the globe over and the Pentagon is demanding more money for crap like the Stryker vehicle, one of our staunches allies in Europe gets kicked to the curb?

Heads had better fucking roll, Dubya.

Hat tip to Instapundit, although I don't know if I should thank him for raising my blood pressure like that.

Also from Instapundit is this report on procurement troubles in Iraq. Mark my words, this is the end result of the drawdown and politicization of the military that started with Bush 41 and continued with Clinton. REMF's are trying to stay in control, even as troops with real combat experience are adapting and progressing. Perhaps we have a few too many cooks in the kitchen, all trying to retain control of their little part of the military. We need to dump the dead weight.
While I was Out

It seems that someone finally wised up and shut down some Air France flights.

About damn time, I say. France hasn't done a damn thing to deal with the militant Islamism that has occupied their country. The Shoebomber boarded a plane in France, if I recall correctly. I say we just declare France a hostile country and shut down all flights, but that's because I hate that country. Your milage may vary.

UPDATE: OK, let me just pass on this little tidbit, courtesy of den Beste.

OK, let me get this straight. Seven men on an American terrorist watch list were all found to have purchased tickets on the same Air France flight from Paris to Los Angeles. Our people alerted the French, who cancelled the flight, took them all into custody, and after briefly questioning them released them all.

Yep, that's France. I'm surpised that they didn't surrender outright to the seven splodydopes.
The Council has Spoken!

This weeks winning entries are Insane Moonbat Barking by AlphaPatriot, and Gandalf the Unilateral by The Politburo Diktat. You can find those articles and all the rest of the winners here.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

These QUOTES OF 2003 - OCTOBER from Tim Blair are amazing and hilarious. One could spend an hour clicking through the months.

I chose October because it has two glorious quotes:

"Schwarzenegger, who, like Hitler, is a native of Austria ..." -- CNN, covering the California election

"CNN? Oh, that's that network with Larry King, who, like the Son of Sam, is a native of Brooklyn. Used to be owned by Ted Turner, who, like the Cincinnati Strangler, is a native of Cincinnati. Now part of Time Warner, founded by the Warner Brothers, the oldest of whom, Harry Warner, like many Auschwitz guards, was a native of Poland." -- Mark Steyn, covering CNN


Tuesday, December 23, 2003

We Wish You A Merry Christmas

And a Happy New Year. I'm lucky enough to be able to spend my Christmas with my family. My brother is flying in from Boston tomorrow, and we're all heading to the Raging Parent's house. So, you won't see me until Sunday, or late Saturday night. As much as I love writing, family comes first. I won't even touch a computer while I'm with my family.

For you religious folks out there, I'm again asking for your prayers for the men and women in uniform, who can't be at home with their families this year. And religious or not, if you see a soldier, sailor, airman or Marine, thank them. They volunteered for a job that most people wouldn't take if you paid them, knowing that they might not be home for a long, long time. And I'd like to send out a Semper Fi to the Marines who've been running the Toys for Tots program all around the country. Thanks, guys.

I hope that everybody has a great Christmas. If you're Jewish, Happy Channuka. Gather round with your families and just enjoy that company.

Hodge, Merry Christmas, bro. Stay safe, and don't get dead. We're planning one hell of a party for ya when you get back home.

You wanna know? Fine

You want a taste of what it's like to be a soldier these days?


Warning to any leftist reading this: I know the sound of gunfire may make you wet yourself. Therefore, since this is a video of actual combat, you may not want to view it.
It's Photo-tastic!

You've got to go check out Drumwaster's Photo Gallery.

You can damn well bet that I'm saving these and printing them out for the next idiot who flashes a photo of Rumsfeld and Saddam in the 80's.

South Korea may send troops to Iraq.
Courts to RIAA: Get Bent!

While reading Serenity's Journal, (one of the lucky people who shook Seattle off her shoes and got the hell out), I ran across this little article.

The most devastating: a decision Friday that makes it more time-consuming and expensive to sue suspected music traders — which has been at the heart of the recording industry's campaign.

The new ruling means the current litigation "grinds to a halt," says Ohio State law professor Peter Swire. Since September, the Recording Industry Association of America has sued 382 individuals. Many settled for $1,000 to $7,000

The RIAA is nothing more than a music monopoly, and their control over the music industry is almost absolute. Right now they're losing flaming assloads of money due to file sharing. I've observed plenty of debates about the ethics of file sharing over at Right Thinking, but I've mostly stayed out of them. I don't buy many CD's to begin with. But here's my two cents for the RIAA.

You want to stop losing money? Stop producing UTTER AND COMPLETE CRAP! I refuse to listen to much of the pop music today, and I wouldn't listen to rap if you paid me. Here's a hint: If a person doesn't write their own songs, doesn't play any instrument, and can only sing with huge amounts of coaching by someone else, THEY ARE NOT ARTISTS! The music industry as focused so much on bullshit like "boy bands" and Brittany Spears clones that they've forgotten about the damn music! I can remember a couple of years ago, you had Brittany, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, and a few other twits, who all sang bubblegum pop songs written by someone else, and played by someone else. The music sucked! It still sucks! "Good Charlotte"? Dear god, what crap! Gee, like I've never heard the ten-billionth "Green Day" clone before! I can find buskers down at Pike Place Market with more talent in their left pinky than "Good Charlotte" has in the whole damn band!

I have heard some of the best band ever while I was sitting in some bar having a beer. And yet the so-called music industry keeps following the fad of the month, putting some crap that looks good on stage while real musicians, real talent, sits and plays some back-alley bar. If the RIAA wants to make some money, stop shoveling the same regurgitated CRAP out of your factory and telling us it's "fresh", or "new". We're not stupid, and we're proving it by not buying assloads of your crap. That's most of what file-sharing is about. Nobody wants to pay $20 for some piece of shit CD that might have one or two good songs on it, and loaded with "filler" songs that nobody likes or gives a damn about. So one person buys it, rips the one or two good songs, and shares them. If the RIAA had pulled a move like Apple, and sold the songs one-at-a-time for 99 cents each, they'd be pulling in the bucks. But noooo, they have to continue to live in the stone age, demanding that the consumer change to fit the RIAA's schedual. Hey, fuck you, dipshits! You're behind the curve, selling shitty music, and then demanding that we like it? Piss off!

I have no sympathy for the RIAA. They've created their bed with their disregard for good musical talent and digital technology. Now they want to cry about it. As far as I'm concerned, they can all go bankrupt, and companies with the skills and forsight to produce good CD's will take their place. I truly hope that these lawsuits are the death knell of the music industry.

Albert A. Gore, III's mug shot.

The Resources have been updated to make more comprehensive our growing dossier on Dr. Howard Dean.

Doctor Dean will be in hot water again if major media picks up on the following:

In August [2003] the Quad City Times submitted a list of 20 questions to all the Democrat presidential candidates, one of which asked them to complete the following sentence: "My closest living relative in the armed services is...?"

Dean responded by saying "my brother is a POW/MIA in Laos, but is almost certainly dead."
The U.S. Department of Defense as Missing in Action (sic) meaning that [Charlie Dean] was among those officially sought by our government. He wasn't the only civilian with such a classification.

But he was a civilian, not a member of the armed services.

So Dr. Dean's brother, whom, it is hoped, is resting is peace, went to Southeast Asia to protest an American policy that sought to hinder the spread of a sociopolitical ideology whose key tenet was to imprison and kill people who voiced differing political views.

But the people he sought to help found him.

Then, presumably, imprisoned him.

Then, again presumably, killed him.

Then his brother then lied about it.

RealClear Politics - Commentary

More: Drudge

The Laughing Wolf has a post up regarding the differences between a citizen and a subject. Well worth the time to read it.

States like Maryland, Illinois and Massachusetts have already started turning their citizens into subjects. If you think different, go try to buy a gun in Boston. Or Chicago. Or Baltimore. Those states force you to ASK PERMISSION FROM THE STATE to buy a weapon. You have to try and justify it to the state. If the state isn't happy with your explanation, they turn you down!

Look at the 2nd Amendment: "A well-regulated Militia, being necessary for the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

People may try to bullshit you over the meaning of the word "is". They might try to argue about militias and "arms", but it plainly states that your right, and my right to bear arms, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. They might say that the 2nd Amendment only applies to muskets and flintlocks "because that's all they had back then!" Fine, then the 1st Amendment only applies to printing presses and quill pens, "because that's all they had back then!" See how weak that argument is?

Parts of this country already views the citizens as subjects. The government is beginning to see you as a subject. When the rights that are guaranteed to you in our government's founding document are subject to permission from the state, you are a subject. Many blogs that I've been to have spoken about our country's "Reset Button". The Smallest Minority has a great post on that very subject.

Maybe it's time for more people to think about pressing that button. If you allow the state to take away your right to bear arms, that means they can take away the rest of them. You've given them that precedent. But the first right they would need to take away is our right to bear arms. That right exists in order to give us that Reset Button, should the government intrude too far into our lives, turning us from citizens to subjects.

What would it take for your reset button to be pushed? When do you consider yourself less a citizen and more a subject?

Things aren't getting any better for the Dimmies.

The U.S. economy, propelled by tax cuts and low interest rates, roared ahead at an 8.2 percent annual rate in the third quarter, the best showing in nearly 20 years, while Americans' incomes and spending both showed healthy gains in November.
Yahoo! News - GDP Roars Ahead at 8.2 Percent in Q3

Monday, December 22, 2003

I am guessing Wes Clark as VP beneath Dean going for top dog will be the Dimmy ticket next year. As such, My Stupid Dog's timeless compendium of Clark stupidity and duplicity is something to peruse, just for shits and giggles.

The Mudville Gazette has two pieces regarding Person(s) of the Year:

Here The Mud revel in the moronicity of Katie Couric.

Here they point out the folly

They said they wanted sensitive, but they really don't.

Bring back the real men! New York women are sick of competing with - and dating - men who fuss over their hair, skin, nails, teeth, clothes and cuisine.

"I can't stand metrosexuals!" cries 23-year-old saleswoman Lauren Levin, who has written "metrosexuals need not apply" on her profile.

"I want to get manicures with my girlfriends, not my boyfriend."

If there was a buzzword of 2003, it was "metrosexual" - used to describe the alarming amount of straight men who delight in traditionally female pursuits like yoga, pedicures, facials and sample sales.

The backlash has begun.
New York Post Online Edition


Found this at the Middle East Forum:

The discovery of Saddam Hussein in a crypt-like hole, hidden by bricks and dirt, in a farmhouse in a small town near Tikrit brings to mind the story of another Iraqi who also hid from the authorities by literally going underground.

That Iraqi is Jawad Amir Sayyid, 45, of Karada, a town southeast of Baghdad. He dwelt for an astonishing 21 years in a cell below his family's kitchen, entering it on December 2, 1981, and not once emerging from it until April 10, 2003, a day after the toppling of Saddam Hussein's regime.
A tale of two crypts

Speaking of Halliburton and its snout in the public trough, here's an article from 2000:

What started out as a $4 million contract in 1992 to help the government plan how to provide meals, tents, toilets and laundry for troops sent on missions to far-flung lands has grown substantially for Halliburton, an oil-services conglomerate.
A big chunk of the business came in 1995 when troops were sent to Bosnia. The Army paid Brown & Root $546 million to provide logistical support for over 20,000 American soldiers in Bosnia, Croatia and Hungary. The company had already earned $269 million on the contract.

Two years later Brown & Root received a sole-source contract worth $405 million to continue support services in Bosnia. Last year the company beat out one other bidder to win a five-year Army contract to support U.S. peacekeeping troops in the Balkans region. Originally awarded for $900 million, work under that contract has now reached $730 million and could go to more than double that figure because more troops were sent to Kosovo last year.

Another contract for support services awarded this year by the Navy will bring in at least $300 million.

The government has hired Halliburton for dozens of other jobs, from a $100 million contract to improve security at U.S. embassies and consulates to a $40 million contract to maintain labs at the National Institutes of Health.
The Newswire - August, 2000 - The Conventional Arms Transfer Project

Gawlee. $2,000,000,000 in business during the Clinton Administration. Who'd'a thunk it?

OR: "The Halliburton scandal that's entirely made up by Bush's enemies"

Right Thinking from the Left Coast points us to a few articles by NRO's Byron York, who takes on the hysterical Left's accusations about Bush, Cheney, and Halliburton. Both pieces are an eye opener. From the July piece:

The next question was how large the contract should be. That was a difficult problem, because no one knew how big the problem would be. Would all the fields burn? Would none of them? Just a few? The Army assumed a worst-case scenario and decided the contract would be worth any amount between $0 and $7 billion (a common contracting practice known as ID/IQ, which stands for indefinite delivery/indefinite quantity). The $7 billion cap was thought to be sufficient to handle any emergency.

When the Army told Waxman that, he immediately began calling the KBR deal a $7 billion contract. "We are told it was a short-term contract for very little money, then it turned out it was a $7 billion contract," he said on National Public Radio in early May. What Waxman did not say was that he had been told a month earlier that the contract would not be worth anywhere near the cap amount.

Lying by omission is still lying. The Left is doing everything in it's power to cause some sort of scandal for the Bush Administration. All the claims being made against Bush and Co. could have been made against the Clinton administration. But they weren't made against Clinton, because the claims are bullshit.

In 1997, when LOGCAP was again put up for bid, Halliburton/Brown & Root lost the competition to another contractor, Dyncorp. But the Clinton Defense Department, rather than switch from Halliburton to Dyncorp, elected to award a separate, sole-source contract to Halliburton/Brown & Root to continue its work in the Balkans. According to a later GAO study, the Army made the choice because 1) Brown & Root had already acquired extensive knowledge of how to work in the area; 2) the company "had demonstrated the ability to support the operation"; and 3) changing contractors would have been costly. The Army's sole-source Bosnia contract with Brown & Root lasted until 1999. At that time, the Clinton Defense Department conducted full-scale competitive bidding for a new contract. The winner was . . . Halliburton/Brown & Root. The company continued its work in Bosnia uninterrupted.

When one company has the knowledge, the skills, the resources, and the availability to do the job, you let them do their damn job! Both Clinton and Bush understand this. The difference is, the Donks want to beat Bush so badly that they're generating false claims at a record pace. They're lying to beat the band.

York's second piece continues where his first left off.

The Pentagon is investigating allegations that Halliburton overcharged it by $61 million for gasoline and other fuels delivered to Iraq. Halliburton delivered gasoline to Iraq from Kuwait at a price of $2.27 per gallon, while it delivered gas from Turkey for $1.18 per gallon.

The obvious question raised by the discrepancy was: Why would Halliburton deliver high-priced fuel from Kuwait when it could be obtained at a much lower price from Turkey?

The company says it did so because the Army demanded that it deliver fuel from Kuwait. "The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said to find a fuel source in Kuwait," Halliburton said in a press release yesterday. "[Halliburton] sought and received bids from four suppliers in Kuwait. One met the Corps' specification, and that is the one the Corps approved."

Gee, what a concept! The Army demands a product, and the company hired to deliver that product actually does so! Wow! But why was the Army so desperate for fuel, and why did it approve the high cost?

"The initial import of fuel was in response to a request from General Sanchez to do this because there was an uprising in Basra over the lack of gas and cooking fuel," says the Corps source. "Basra is near the Kuwaiti border. The fastest way to get it there is Kuwait. So we directed them [Halliburton] to do that."

"Basra was a flash point; we were close to civil unrest," the source continues. "Probably at the time we didn't care what it cost, because we were trying to stop a riot. Cost was probably not an issue."

So because the company was performing the job that it was hired to do, the Donks are shrieking at a fever pitch. Well, that's been typical of the Left during Bush's stay in the White House.

Soon the U.S. military was ordering fuel shipments to the rest of Iraq as well. While the Kuwaiti source is relatively close to Basra, it is a great distance from northern Iraq, which made for very long shipping lines. And the violent insurgency then beginning inside Iraq made the work not only expensive but also dangerous for the crews hired by Halliburton to deliver the fuel.

"Not many people want to drive eight to fifteen days through a war zone with a truck full of flammable materials," the company says. "Three drivers have been killed and many others injured while performing this mission, and 60 vehicles have been damaged."

As a result, Halliburton officials say they came up with the idea of arranging for another fuel source in Turkey. "[Halliburton] initiated the idea to source fuel from Turkey," the company says. [Halliburton] presented this idea to its customer, and because of this, saved taxpayers well over $100 million."

Go read both pieces. They greatly illustrate just how far the Left is willing to go in order to smear Bush. They're desperate to take him down, and will stoop to new lows in order to do so. Their lies are just now starting to be exposed, but don't expect to see any retractions from the Fifth Column press in this country.

As usual, you'll have to find the truth on your own. But that's something the Left keeps underestimating us on.

Beholdeth one time DNC Perfumed Prince and current DNC Also-Ran, Wes Clark:

"And I would say to the Europeans, I pledge to you as the American president that we’ll consult with you first. You get the right of first refusal on the security concerns that we have. We’ll bring you in."
No Left Turns Archive

Was it a coincidence that Libya capitulated fiour days after Saddam's capture?

That was not what caused this tyrant suddenly to confess to buying and developing chemical, biological and nuclear weapons, and to promise to reveal all to inspectors. He was transformed into a pussycat by the force of American arms in stopping the spread of mass-destruction weaponry.
William Safire: I Remember Muammar

Sunday, December 21, 2003

So, did you hear the big news? Yeah, it seems Al Gore's son was busted for dope. Remember when the Bush twins were caught underage drinking? Front page news. "BUSH TWINS BUSTED", read the papers. Pictures of the twins all over the place. Where's the picture of Al Gore the 3rd? He's been busted with drugs, nailed for reckless driving, and suspended from his posh private school (he was later transfered to a different school, but not before Tipper threw a temper tantrum that Paris Hilton would envy). Let's not forget Howie Dean's son, who was caught after breaking & entering a residence in order to steal booze.

Where are the front page news articles? Where are the pictures? If these "news" agencies are so objective as they love to claim, WHERE IS THE GOD-DAMNED EQUAL TREATMENT?

Oh. THAT liberal media. If I had my way, these "journalistic" hacks would either admit that they're so biased to the Left that they lean when they walk, or I'd get to attach jumper cables to their genitalia. If they could at least admit that they're nothing but corporate mouthpieces for the Democrats, I would be happy.

Don't forget folks, this is the "liberal" establishment that forces equlity down people's throats. This is the group that prides themselves on their "objectivity". This is the chattering elite class that looks down on you, and they have an agenda. They're pissed that you're not following it, and they'll use every trick in the book to get you onto their plantation. I haven't paid for a newspaper in months. I refuse to support this kind of crap.

I can check ten different news sources online for free. If I have to wade through piles of bullshit to get to the actuall news, I'm not paying for it.

UPDATE: Here's a little challenge for ya, if you think that the media isn't biased. Do a Google search for "Bush Twins". Then do a Google search for "Al Gore III". Compare the two. 'Nuff said.

Smack. Smackity Smack. SLAP SLAP SLAP.

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Kim du Toit has a post up regarding the group Americans for Banning All Guns Gun Safety. The AGS memo reads like a Communist gun grabbing memo, which shouldn't suprise anyone. Kim has four questions for the AGS:

-- 1. Why did you write this position paper for the Democrat Leadership Council (DLC)?
-- 2. Considering that guns purchased at gun shows play an insignificant role in violent crime (fewer than 1% of all guns which feature in criminal activity were found to have been purchased at gun shows), why does the so-called "loophole" bother you so much?
-- 3. Where is "the right to hunt" mentioned in the Bill of Rights?
-- 4. Considering that the rate of accidental death by firearm discharge has been steadily decreasing since 1970, even as more guns have been purchased by individuals, why is "gun safety" so large an issue for you?
-- 4. Why are you so keen to see Democrat politicians elected to office?

Now, I have a few questions of my own, which you can answer or not. I doubt that any democrat is going to see them, much less answer them.

1) Do you or do you not trust the private citizens of this country?
2) Why should any responsible, law abiding citizen be restricted in any way on the subject of firearm ownership?
3) We have approximately 20,000 laws on the books regarding firearms ownership. Why do you think we need more?
4) What constitutes an "Assault Rifle"?

I would love for some gun-grabber to answer those questions.

UPDATE: Mr. Baker of The Smallest Minority informs me that automatic weapons are indeed legal in many states, but they're highly taxed. I think I need to start saving up some money.

And if you haven't checked out The Smallest Minority yet, do so. It's one of the better pro-gun blogs out there, and I've gotten a lot of good info from him.

One more link, just because it's too damn good. You may remember Tim's post about the idiots who swallow all of Micheal Moore's bullshit. Aaron of Free Will actually took the time to fisk one idiot.

Bravo, Aaron. My hat is off to you. I couldn't make it halfway through that pile of trash without wanting to hurt the author.

Acidman has a post up about "the homeless", that kinda resonates with me.

I've gone over Seattle's homeless problem before, and Analog Kid has had his fill of the feel-good, "We need to help the homeless" bullshit as well. Anyways, Acidman describes an encounter with one of those "Will work for food" people. This is how it turned out:

The Savannah police arrested the guy for some minor offense a week or so later and the truth came out. He was fleecing compassionate people for almost $500 per week running his con and he NEVER WORKED FOR FOOD.

Drive through downtown Seattle, and there's one of these jokers at every damned off-ramp on the I-5 corridor. My buddy Roy has a grading scale for their signs, depending on content, spelling, and how dirty the bums made themselves look. The words "God Bless", "Children", "lost job", and "need any help" are worth bonus points, especially if they're spelled wrong. I've seen these jokers pile out of a van and stand on their corners. They take shifts, and I've watch the shift change. They're con men (and women), who enjoy standing on a corner more than working a real job. You know what? Fuck them. They aren't getting a damn penny out of me.

I used to live in downtown Seattle (Belltown, for those who are curious) and trust me, if you want to find someone intoxicated on some drug or another, just head downtown. I was in the heart of Bum Central. I can't count the number of times I was hassled for money as I walked to work, or back home. I'd go down to Pike Place Market, and get hit up for money an average of six times each way. I always said "I can't give you money, but if you're hungry I can buy you lunch/dinner/breakfast/a snack." I was taken up on that offer a total of TWO times. I lived in Belltown for six months. That's six months of hassle, six months of people trying to bum money off of me, six months and countless totals of beggers, bums, and ne'rdowells trying to fleece me out of my cash, but only TWO people who actually wanted something to eat. You would think that someone with a "Will work for food" sign would want something hot to eat, right? Hell, when one guy actually said yes, I went to an Ivar's (a local seafood joint) and picked up the biggest lunch special they had, and brought it back to him. About eight dollars worth of food, because he actually WANTED FOOD. Everyone else was just bullshitting. "Naw, man, jes gimmie fitty cents." "Naw man, don't do that, jus gimmie da money." "Naw man, I just want a quarter or somefen." Fuck you, bum. Either you're hungry, or you're trying to buy booze and drugs. I'll help a man eat, but get high on your own fucking dime, not mine.

Think about all the organizations that are willing to help people. United Way. The Salvation Army. St. Vincent de Paul's. I've donated to quite a few groups who's sole purpose is to help people get back on their feet. St. Vinnie's in Coeur d' Alene has a program that gives you a place to stay, an address, three hots and a cot, and all they ask is A) no drugs or alcohol, and B) work an hour a day in their store. That's it. You can come in wearing nothing but a tattered pair of pants, and they'll help you clean up, give you clothes, food, a bed, and an address so that you can get a job. All they want is an hour a day, and you remaining sober. They don't get many takers. The bums find out that they need to stay sober in order to stay at St. Vinnie's, and they walk out. They don't want a job, they don't want help, they just want to use the system and stay drunk as long as possible. I won't have any part of it. You want to get drunk/stoned/high/tweaked/fried/baked, you can do it in a roadside gutter. People who actually need help can get help. People who want to raise themselves up can do so. I know people who had nothing, literally. No car, no housing, no ANYTHING, and with a little help from places like St. Vinnie's they were able to get a job, then a house or apartment, then a car, and they kept on going. But they aren't the ones you see on the street. They aren't the ones begging at the street corner, folks. Those street-corner sad sacks are nothing but scammer bums, and cons. They aren't getting a damn cent from me.

UPDATE: I realized another reason why these bums piss me off so bad. They come up, literally in your face, reeking of booze, pot, meth, and everything else, and breathe their alcohol soaked breath right in your face as they beg for money. "Can you hep me out, man? I ain't eaten in days." Well NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! Judging from your breath, you've been drinking shitty rotgut for weeks! Try Listerine, it'll get you drunk and it won't make me want to PUKE when you invade my personal space! Why the hell do these people think that I WANT to shake their hands? Why do they think it's OK to lean into within one inch of my face and demand cash? If you want to drink Mad Dog 20/20 and piss on yourself while you lay passed out in a public park paid for with my taxes, that's YOUR business. Once you invade my space, then it becomes MY problem, and I have enough problems as it is.

It's bad enough that I have to pick up all your damn empty bottles and cans around my place of employment, but then you want me to give you money so you can do it all over again? Go play in traffic.

All the links that I can handle! First up is den Beste, who might just be one of the smartest people on the net. My eyes normally glaze over when he goes on a tangent about the extemporaneous spacial curvature of the non-linear application of the 3rd Rule of frictionless motion, but when he settles down and writes, wow. Just read and absorb. He has a theory (for lack of a better word) that Bush and PM Tony Blair have been working the diplomatic version of NYPD Blue when it comes to Libya.

Why did he call the British, rather than the French or the Russians or the EU or the UN? That's another interesting piece to the puzzle. What has developed over the last couple years is that Blair and Bush are doing a superb good-cop/bad-cop act. Blair is the good cop, the "reasonable" one. Unlike Australian PM John Howard, Blair has leftist/internationalist credentials, and has positioned himself to be the only world leader with such credentials who has significant influence with Bush and who has some ability to restrain or deflect Bush. Bush is the bad cop, the cowboy, the moron, the devout Christian, the one with blood in his eye, who also happens to be commander in chief of the most powerful military in the world and appears very willing and perhaps even eager to use it against those he dislikes.

I honestly think that Blair realizes that Bush does what he says. When Bush says "I will not allow terrorists to attack my country", Blair's little red mental alarm starts flashing. Blair is much farther to the left than most people in America realize, or have been told. If he were an American politician, Blair would be to the left of Howie Dean. I think Blair sees his chance to restrain the USA in a sense, and is taking it. Granted, it works out well for both parties, and I'm certainly not going to complain about Libya getting rid of it's weapons. I just don't think that Blair is doing this for purely altruistic means.

It appears that the French had told Saddam that they could prevent the US from attacking even if Bush wanted to launch an attack. Because of that, Saddam thought he did not need to give much away.

The British position with Qaddafi, on the other hand, was that they had considerable influence with Washington but no veto over American actions. If you Libyans give us a deal with thus-and-so concessions, we think we can sell it to Bush and we promise to try really hard. We want to work with you here and to help you on this. But if you don't offer us enough there won't be anything we can do to keep the Americans from coming to visit you with extreme prejudice, like they just visited your buddy Saddam.

Blair is consolidating British power by using the USA as the stick to the UK's carrot. So long as terrorist supporting countries STOP supporting terror, I'm happy. Let the UK pump up a bit, as it really won't harm us. At least the UK "gets it", when it comes to international terrorists. I'm afraid that there are many countries who still don't get it. Anyways, go read the whole thing.

Saturday, December 20, 2003

We don’t have popular “popular culture” any more but those old-time seasonal songs crossed all boundaries. The Mariah Carey, Placido Domingo, Reba McEntire, Motown, Bruce Springsteen, and Jessye Norman Christmas CDs all draw from the same limited repertoire - from “Winter Wonderland” to “Silver Bells”. In a time when radio stations are ever more narrowly programmed, these are the last songs we all share, and so they naturally run afoul of the hyphen-crazed segregationalists who insist that the only thing we have in common is our lack of anything in common. Even the PC schoolmarms understand that’s insufficient - hence the need to elevate “Imagine” to anthemic status in the communal songbook. I don’t want to live in John Lennon’s world without countries and religions - neither did he, in his more honest moments. But a wartime Christmas especially is a time to think about what binds us: If you feel “offended” by songs about snowmen and sleighs and donning one’s gay apparel, then maybe you’re the one with the problem. Imagine that.
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