Primary care doctors "not doing enough" to curb STDs
, reads the headline. Uh, nope, sorry. Who is it deciding to stick Big Jim and the Twins in a hole that thousands of other men have used as a cum dumpster? Who is deciding to spread their legs for some unknown jackwagon because he looked good in the bar after five drinks? Is the doctor doing that?
"We know that doctors are not doing enough screening for STDs," said David Harvey, executive director at the National Coalition of STD Directors. The failure to screen routinely "is leading to an explosion in STD rates," he said, adding that cutbacks in funding and a lack of patient awareness about the risks make it worse.
Why don't people try this method: Keep Your Pants On
"Oh, but Dave, sex is natural!
" Oddly enough, so is dying from syphilis. Just because modern society has managed to overcome syphilis in some cases does not overturn the fact that for the greater part of this world's history, rampant promiscuity has normally led to death, or various body parts falling off. Oh, and by the way, there is now an antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea out there
. So even if you get screened on a daily basis, if you rut like an alleycat in heat, you still might die of a disease who's entire existence could be prevented if people would act like decent people instead of lust-addled monkeys.
On my old motorcycle helmet, I had a sticker that read "Remember when sex was safe, and motorcycles were dangerous?" Sex today is not safe. It's never really been safe, but today it a thousand times worse. Teenagers in high school are popping up with the clap, genital warts, and various other bugs that simply didn't exist in large quantities until the Sexual Revolution. College students are even worse off. I swear on my grave, if anything happens to my wife and I'm single again, I'm probably going to swear off sex and become a priest. I certainly wouldn't go sticking my wang into random females the way modern society demands.
If you want to know how to avoid catching the clap, or herpes, or any other disease, it's simple. Don't have sex with lots of random people. In fact, don't have sex with anyone you're not married to. And then you won't have to worry about any STD screening.