Saturday, December 24, 2011

A Thrill of Hope



O holy night.  
The stars are brightly shining.
It is the night of our dear Savior's birth. 
Long lay the world
In sin and error pining
'Til He appeared  
And the soul felt its worth.  

A thrill of hope  
The weary world rejoices  
For yonder breaks  
A new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees
Hear the angels' voices
O night divine  
O night when Christ was born
O night, O  holy night  
O night divine

BCS = Big Crock of Shit

Boise State and TCU - two winning programs.  #7 and # 18 in the national standings, respectively.  And they played in WHAT bowls again?

TCU played in the San Deigo County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl?  Are you friggin' kidding me?

Boise State played in the MAACO Las Vegas Bowl?

And both of them played against unranked teams.  What the hell is this?  BSU blew out Arizona State.  On a Thursday night, when nobody was watching.  Meanwhile, crappy unranked teams from the "AQ" conferences are getting prime time bowls and game times.

The BCS is a gigantic crock of shit.  If this is the best that the BCS can do, then I see no reason to keep it.  A drunken monkey throwing darts at a schedule could do a better job than this crap.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Trust

I don't know what's more impressive - how quickly this guy can do a straight-razor shave, or the fact that folks allow someone with that many prison tats to use a straight-razor on their throat.

Ah, who am I kidding?  If I lived down there I'd be in that shop every week.  That's a gentleman's shop right there.  Add in a selection of cigars and it would be friggin' PERFECT.

And from here on out

The days get longer.  Until next June.  Or unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere on the planet.

But for me, and most the folks I know, the days get longer.  So there.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Harry Brown

Kevin Baker at The Smallest Minority recommended this movie a while ago.  I don't watch many movies, so it's taken me a while to see it.

Holy. 



Crap.





Get it.  Watch it.

ObamneyCare

The more Romney defends socialized health care, the less he's going to get elected.

ObamaCare is the one thing that unites conservatives and Republicans together.  And Romney thinks that he can defend it?

Well, hello President Gingrich.  Or Perry.  Or Santorum.  ObamneyCare is the reason why there's an "Anybody but Mitt" problem in the first place.  And the fact that the media is essentially protecting Romney while attacking every other candidate tells you exactly who Obama wants to face in the election.

Romney winning the nomination means another four years of Obama, even if Romney wins.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Ding Dong, The Dick is Dead!

The Tyrannical Dick is Dead!

Of course, this being North Korea, Kimmy Dimmy Ding Dong had already picked out his successor to abuse and terrorize the slaves of North Korea.  Meanwhile, Obama is wondering just how he can copy Kimmy Dimmy Ding Dong and get away with it.