Saturday, December 05, 2009

Adding on to yesterday's post

All you brain-dead fucktards to like to ride my ass when I'm doing 60? Yes, I'm slowing down. And I'll keep slowing down until you either go around me or GET OFF MY ASS. And yes, I'm going to be flipping you off and telling you to go fuck yourself as you pass me. Why? Because it's obvious that you don't have clue one about how to drive, and I want you to GET that clue. Two seconds of following distance, folks. Not half a second.

You miserable pricks had just better be glad I'm not in PR any more. Otherwise I'd be putting my trailer hitch through your radiator. And then when you tried to shoot around me all pissed off, I'd do a PIT maneuver on you. But this state currently frowns on those sorts of things.

T Minus 6

Might as well let everybody know that as of next Saturday, I'm going to be incommunicado for a month, possibly more. DANEgerus and the Mrs. will still post when they feel like it.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Horry Clap

Let me see if I have this straight - Huckleberry Finn isn't allowed in the classroom, but this kind of crap is?

Hey parents - when your son or daughter comes home knocked up, and you find out they've been sexually active since the age of 13 or younger, you no longer have to wonder "Gee, how did this happen?" Now you know.

Snow last night

Actually, it snowed all yesterday, really light stuff. Most of it didn't stick, but we got about an inch or so of actual snow on the ground. The Ragin 'Mrs. and I had to go to a restaurant to have dinner with some high-ranking folks, so we drove 35 miles on the interstate to get there.


Just wow.

People don't know how to drive. Period. Plain and simple, they don't have a fucking clue. One inch of snow. Which means a wet, slightly slick road, but nothing horrible. No layers of ice. No snow blowing everywhere. And people couldn't handle it. The Mrs. and I saw one RAV-4 that was turned into an accordion. Folks, Four Wheel Drive does NOT mean Four Wheel Stop.

Bah. Same thing back home. We could tell who all the Californians were after the first snow, when all four tires on their lovely brand new SUV were turning oh-so-slightly as their new vehicle lay on it's side in a ditch.

I blame the automatic transmission. And every other gadget that makes it easier to drive while your brain is disengaged. Once you took the actual work out of driving, it was like people just switched their brains off once they got behind the wheel. It's like they only have one key, and that key goes to both their brain and their car ignition, so they reach up, turn their brain off, pull the key out of their brain and stick it in their car.

People had better be damned glad I'm not driving a bigger vehicle. If I could put a steel grate on the front of my truck, I'd be pushing those stupid assholes out of my way.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Apology not Accepted

Pissy Chrissy must have had a producer who realized that calling West Point the enemy camp isn't good for business, because he went on the air to issue a mea culpa.

Hey Chrissy? Mr. BoTingles? You can go fuck yourself, you stupid son of a bitch.

Any Florida readers?

I don't know much about this guy, other than A) he's a retired Army LTC, B) he's in Florida, and C) he sounds like the kind of guy I'd vote for in a red hot minute.

via Holger Awakens, who I found via KisP.

Christmas is here

The city I live in always has a huge display of Christmas lights in the city park. And I mean HUGE. Every tree is dripping with lights. Every open area has a lighted display. Several of my running routes go through the park, and this morning was the first morning that they had the lights lit. Normally the park is fairly dark in the morning. Not today. I ran through a multi-colored wonderland this morning.

Christmas is here.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Gee, thanks

You know, the more I think about my military service, the more I wonder if it's really worth defending a country that has elected this worthless, nutless, spineless sack of shit to be my Commander in Chief.

What a fuck-up. What a cluster fuck. What a fucking idiot. What a waste of perfectly good oxygen. That egotistical son of a bitch can't stop talking about himself for two fucking seconds in order to give his full support to the military that he's sending off to war. What a dipshit. What a fucking joke. What a mistake.

He's going to get people killed. And now that he's broadcast his playbook far and wide to al-Queda, he's going to get millions of Afghans killed.

Millions. You can mark my words, folks. Millions of people in Afghanistan are going to die, because President Douchenozzle just told the enemy what we are going to do, years before we're going to do it. What a fucking moron. What an asshole. What a pathetic sop.

He has no business being president, and I don't know if I want to protect a country that elects an empty suit just so that the empty-headed dolts can repeatedly masturbate to the fact that the elected someone with dark skin to the Oval Office.

Side note - now that Pissy Chrissy Matthews has called West Point an enemy camp, does that mean we can declare war on him and kill him? He's clearly labeled the military as the enemy. And you could make the argument that Pissy Chrissy has been at war against the military for some time now. Why can't we return the favor?

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

One Oxygen Thief

Is now at the proper temperature.

Police in Seattle have shot and killed the man suspected of executing four Lakewood, Wash., police officers.

ABC News has confirmed that Maurice Clemmons was killed after police followed leads to a city address where he was hiding. Details of the early-morning confrontation weren't immediately available, but police have said gunfire was exchanged.

It doesn't fix things, but it makes sure this animal can't hurt anyone else.



November 25, 2009: The U.S. Army has finally addressed years of complaints about the M-4 and M-16 assault rifles. The M-4 is a short barrel M-16, and has become very popular with the troops. The army has asked the Department of Defense for permission to spend a few hundred million dollars on upgrades for its 400,000 M-4 assault rifles. The big change is replacing the main portion of the rifle with a new component that contains a short stroke piston gas system (to reduce buildup of carbon inside the rifle) and a heavier (by five ounces) barrel (which reduces barrel failure from too much heat, which happens when several hundred rounds are fired within a few minutes.)

I can only hope and pray this happens. Of course, if the Army actually put a better round in the M-4 I might just die of happiness, but replacing the gas tube with a short stroke piston (which some folks have been suggesting for decades now) will make a huge difference in the reliability of the weapon.

Found via AoSHQ.

Monday, November 30, 2009

The Swiss Affair

The estimable Mr. Porretto links to the news that the Swiss have banned minarets in Switzerland for the time being. There is the usual international pants-wetting, pissing and moaning, and cries of "INTOLERANCE!"

Yer damn skippy it's intolerant. But that's the whole point, innit? Who wants to be tolerant of a religion that is so damned intolerant of anything that is "other"? At best, Islam simply seals itself off from anything or any other society and refuses to integrate itself. At worst, well, you get people trying to blow up schools, or walking into a Soldier Readiness Center at Ft. Hood and opening fire. And nobody in the political class wants to admit it. Well, almost nobody. The few that open their mouths and speak the truth either end up with a knife pinning a note to their chest, or they're ostracized from the rest of the politicians for daring to be so rude as to not lie like the rest of the politicians.

And with the few exceptions, there's no politician across the world who's willing to step up and flat out say "Look, either that whole 'convert or die' clause has to go, or you do." No, it's cringe and cower and snivel and pissy-pants wimpering, until the simpering little bitches are putting the collars around their own necks because it's the "tolerant" thing to do and they wouldn't want to upset their Islamic masters, because those masters have a bad habit of sawing people's heads off live on the internet.

Well, fuck that noise. And the Swiss just up and said it as well. Fuck. That. Noise. Fuck it sideways, fuck it gently with a chainsaw, just fuck it. And I clapped and said HALLELUJAH! Call me intolerant, and I'll wear that badge proudly. I'm intolerant of a religion that mutilates a woman's genitalia for "purity". I'm intolerant of a religion that would kill a woman who was raped in order to salvage a relative's so-called honor. I'm intolerant of a religion that discusses the best way to kill homosexuals. I'm intolerant of a religion that would force me to convert, force my wife to wear a burlap sack for the rest of her life. I'm intolerant of a religion that would reduce the world to a barbarian, 13th century existance in the name of some moon-god worshiping pedophile.

Hell yes I'm intolerant. That's what happens when a religion says that your family and your country must either convert or be subjugated, enslaved and destroyed. And if you're not intolerant of that, then you need to just lay down and die where you're at, because I don't need you dragging me down with you.

So the Swiss have banned minarets. You want to know why they did it? Because they could see what was coming down the pike. They could see where the political class was going. They could see what was happening all over Europe. They could see that nobody had the balls to stand up and say "This far, and no farther." So they did it themselves, and I say good for them. I truly hope this is the start of a larger movement, because Islam keeps pushing and pushing and pushing until someone pushes back. This wasn't the politicians who did it, it was the Swiss themselves. The Swiss people, who were sick of being lied to about Islam when they could see the truth right in front of their own eyes.

So call them intolerant. Great. It might just be what saves them.

To everyone who emailed me

with words of comfort after I posted about my dog.


The Global Warming Hoax

Is all about the money and the power you can get from scaring people into thinking there's a crisis. In a just world, anyone caught perpetrating this kind of fraud would be hung from a lamp-post.

And it's not like this is news. There have been folks screaming "IT'S A FAKE, PEOPLE!" for years and years. I have two on my blogroll, Mark Alger and Francis Porretto, two people with more integrity individually than all the Global Warming hysteria-mongers have collectively.

Every time someone tells you that "climate change" is happening and that we have to DO SOMETHING, please laugh in their face. Laugh long and hard and loud. Because the only other response to ignorance of that level is a sound thrashing, and that might get you put in jail.

And then I would lose one of my regular readers. And I can't afford that.