Saturday, November 06, 2004

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Blame the Bloggers

If you were like me, then you were surfing the internet for information on Tuesday afternoon, and when you saw the first exit poll rumors, you were pretty scared. As it turns out, those exit polls were taken 59-41% women, and they turned out to be totally bogus.

Now, the mainstream media is pointing the finger. At the pollsters? At themselves? Nope, it's at the bloggers.

Yessirree, it's the bloggers' fault for publicizing those numbers. Never mind that it's their responsibility that those numbers were complete crap in the first place. It's our fault for believing them!!!

Read it here

The arrogance of these elitist fuckchuckles never ceases to amaze me.

Yes, Virginia...

...they do hate America.

And now for a completely different idiot


Laughing out loud. Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

Check him out: Moby's Journal


More about that idiot

So this British moron, Paul Routledge, writes a piece in the Mirror about how America is such a dumb place for re-electing Bush.

This once-great country has pulled up its drawbridge for another four years and stuck a finger up to the billions of us forced to share the same air. And in doing so, it has shown itself to be a fearful, backward-looking and very small nation.

This should have been the day when Americans finally answered their critics by raising their eyes from their own sidewalks and looking outward towards the rest of humanity.

Pulled up our drawbridge? Not every likely, since Bush's victory means that we're going to stay the course in the Middle East and not run home with our tail between our legs. This syphllitic shitbrick did get one thing right, however: We DID stick our finger up at them. More specifically, at people like HIM.

A self-serving, dim-witted, draft-dodging, gung-ho little rich boy, whose idea of courage is to yell: "I feel good," as he unleashes an awesome fury which slaughters 100,000 innocents for no other reason than greed and vanity.

Take a look at this goob's picture on the Mirror webpage. I doubt this little snotwad knows courage is, much less actually possessed any himself. Courage to this little oozing pustule is walking to the nearest bar where he can drown in whiskey and forget the fact that he's an insignificant analwart on humanity.

And in foolishly backing him, Americans have given the go-ahead for more unilateral pre-emptive strikes, more world instability and most probably another 9/11.

I doubt very much that your countrymen who have died next to ours would agree with your sneering claim of "unilateral", you malodorous maggot. Just because you're too busy sucking on the nearest bong to face reality doesn't mean you should try to impose your pot-addled make believe world on the rest of us. And while you cower under your desk looking for the nearest Mosque to pray at as you pitifully capitulate to your new Islamist masters, you can rest assured that the land of the free will continue to be so, because unlike cowardly surrender monkeys such as yourself, Americans actually have a backbone.

And for those who managed to actually read farther than that, this little fuckstick's arrogance comes out in spades.

These are the sophisticated side of the electorate who recognise a gibbon when they see one.

As for the ones who put him in, across the Bible Belt and the South, us outsiders can only feel pity.

Let that corpulant genital wart's arrogance ooze all over you, folks. He's so SOPHISTICATED! Unfortunately for him, we understand what that actually means. He's a gutless little worm who's never done a real days work in his life. He's a jizz-stain on the rumpled bedsheets of humanity, who can only yap and bark at his betters across the pond.

This next bit of tripe from this asshole can be broken down phrase by phrase, in order to completely show what a fucking sack of shit this little maggot really is.

The self-righteous,

Yep. Because when you're the biggest, baddest, strongest son-of-a-bitch on the planet, you can afford to be self-righteous. Maybe if you weren't too busy turning your country into yet another socialist hellhole, you could be just as big and bad as us. But since you'd rather whimper, whine and snivel instead of actually doing something about the state of the world, you get to do nothing but shut the fuck up and let the big boys work.


Damn skippy, you choad-sucking parasite. Unlike Britain, the people of the USA can actually defend themselves from criminals like yourself. The guns of this country are part of the reason why we've been the biggest, baddest son-of-a-bitch for years. We'd have even more guns, but we shipped off literal tons of them to YOUR country during World War Two. Most Americans have learned that it's better to face danger head on with a pistol in your hand, rather than YOUR preferred method of bending over, greasing your asshole with lube and allowing all manner of lowlifes to rape you until they get tired of hearing your pathetic whimpering.

military lovin',

There'a a good chunk of the population that was in the military, or somehow related to the military. Why wouldn't they love it? It also helps that our military has been the most powerful force on the face of the planet for decades, and we're damn proud of that fact. I notice that when many countries need help, they don't exactly come running to the French, Germans or Belgians. I would also note that Britain still has one hell of a military force, but that's probably a fact that you conveniently overlook. The fact that you sneer at people who are proud of their military tells me all I need to know about this little worm. You're one of the people who would gladly give brutal dictators blow-jobs and beg for mercy rather than actually DOING ANYTHING. Which makes you just about as stupid as a person can get without losing the basic brainstem functions.

sister marryin',

Leaving all hillbilly jokes aside, this country pretty much got rid of all the inbred population when we cut our ties to the English Monarchy. I can understand if you're upset about being stuck with them, but given the current technology of today, that's pretty much your problem. Nice job of projection though!


Actually, if abortion could have prevented you from stealing my oxygen, I'd be all for it. But given that you're still currently stealing my air, I'd say that possibility is out. And there's a great number of options and birthcontrol that would eliminate the need for abortion. First and formost of these would be for people to not screw like rabbits in heat. Just think, if drug-addled whores would stop opening their legs for mindless vulva-seeking drones, we could greatly reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies. But seeing as how you ARE a mindless vulva-seeking drone, I can understand why you wouldn't want that particular scenario to play out.


Right, I don't want my country to become like yours, so I must be gay hating. Too bad that Bush got over a third of the gay vote. Are they self-hating gays? No, they just understand that in order to keep America safe, we need someone who doesn't bend over to the UN and grab his ankles. Now, grabbing your ankles for dictators is something that you're obviously quite familiar with, but it's not the preferred American position for diplomacy.


And here is where this greasy shitstain shows his ignorance. DAMN NEAR ALL AMERICANS ARE TECHNICALLY FOREIGNERS, YOU IDIOTIC BUMBLEFUCK! You want to know why? BECAUSE WE COULDN'T STAND BEING NEAR POMPOUS HALFWITS LIKE YOU, SO WE LEFT! I've got Irish and Italian blood in my veins, I work with several people of Scottish decent, as well as German decendants, mixed with one guy from Bangledesh and a few from Gambia. And together as a country, when we look at a greasy-faced, fat-assed, limp-wristed fuckstick like yourself, we're damn glad that we're over here, not over there!

non-passport ownin'

*sigh* This again? Listen up you little maggot - American's don't need passports because one of our states could swallow your entire country whole and have room left for France and Spain. We don't need passports to go from state to state. Hell, until recently we didn't need passports to go from our country to Canada either! A birth certificate was just fine when I went up to Victoria BC several years ago. Oh, and toss in the military component, who's ID card counts as a passport, and there's even LESS people who need one. I can drive in one direction for five days and still be in the same country. Can you do the same? I didn't think so.

Couple all of that with the fact that the countries outside ours are populated with whining gutless shitbirds like yourself, and why would we want to leave? If going on vacation means putting up with assholes like you, then I'll stay home thankyouverymuch.


You know what that red neck means, asshat? It means I actually work for a living, rather than typing out bullshit like some pasty-faced, fatassed, lilly-livered coward with thinning hair and bad teeth I happened to come across. That red neck is a badge of pride.

who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us

If you weren't so busy turning your country into a socialist hellhole full of disarmed subjects who cower in fear because it's against the law to protect themselves then maybe your country could stand eye-to-eye with us instead of having to look up. YOU are the one who chose socialism, subjugation and the welfare state, not us. You're the one too weak to actually make anything of yourself, not us. God didn't just give us a big dick, he also gaves us enough brains to look at the cesspool you call home and decide against it. And while it warms my heart to see the real men of Britain standing shoulder to shoulder with us halfway across the world, it also saddens me to know that they'll have to come home to a nannystate shithole that you've created. It's not our fault that people like you are too cowardly and craven to stand up in the world. It's not our fault that people like you are too soft and spineless to do anything but whine and snivel. It's not our fault that you willingly became a serf instead of a man. It's not our fault that your own idiocy and stupidity have left you somewhat lesser than us. But if you willingly throw yourself into a pit of cowardice and stupidity, don't rail at us because we refuse to follow your lead. YOU are the person who can make your country great, something which you obviously refuse to do because of your own weakness. WE are the people who recognise that we can be even better than we are, and strive to get there.

and make their land "free and strong".

We're the land of the free and home of the brave, asshole. If you're going to try and mock us, at least do us the favor of getting the damn quote right. However, we ARE free and strong, because we refuse to be like you.

The rest of the article is the same bullshit and socialist babble that we've been hearing from Europes chattering class for years now. Routledge's hatred of America comes creeping out of every paragraph. He doesn't hate George Bush, he hates this entire country. He hates everything that makes us great. And this piece is just another bit of proof that they JUST DON'T GET IT.

If this slimy little fucknozzle is what Europe is all about, then I'm damn glad I'm American. The arrogance, the ignorance, the stupidity, the weakness, and the cowardice of the Left is all rolled into this one putrid English hack.

That's the last bit of effort I'm going to expend on this fuck-up. After that, any more pieces from this whining shitstain will go into the circular file once they hit my desk. But the one last thing I have to say on the subject is this:

When the people upset over Bush's victory are people like Paul Routledge, you know we made the right choice.

Today at LGF

The Daily Kos sponsored fifteen Democrats for Congress. Guess how many won?

Spain is still being targeted. So are we. This is the essence of war. There is no utopian solution to the RadIslam "problem".

There are some people saying that blogs played a part in the Bush victory. I am certainly one of them. Americans HATE being told what to do. I think a turnout turning point was the one week where bloggers uncovered the AP's lies about Clinton being booed at a Bush rally and the not notorious fake memos at Rathergate. I think a lot a lot a lot a lot of right-leaning people vowed to defeat the Left in that week.

Now that the election is over

We can get around to the next important thing on the list!

AMMO DAY! November 19th!

Oh yea, baby. One hundred rounds of ammo. Buy it cheap and stack it deep.

As for me, I've already gotten my wife hollowpoints for her pistol, it's time to start looking at some good home defense rounds for me. And some more .22 ammo. And some good 30-06 ammo. And..... well, you get the point.

And if you don't have a gun, but still want to support Ammo Day, buy 100 rounds of .45 ACP and I'll email you my address. Heh.

After the concession

I wonder how much coffee they had to pour into Theresa so she could stand yesterday afternoon...

Probably enough to float a rowboat with Mike Moore in it.

The Slimy Psychiatrist....

...wants to ask you a question. Climb onto the couch. There you go.

What do you feel when you view that picture?

Raving Across the Pond

This guy is so mad, he can hardly complete a sentence. Witnesseth:
The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong".


Wednesday, November 03, 2004

George Soros expresses dismay

I like the part where this "man of the people" uberProgressive fella won't be updating his site for a while because "I am traveling to Europe to attend to the business of my foundation... Please check back in a few weeks for updates...".


What a philanthropist.

Foreign leaders express pleasure

Who knows what they say behind closed doors.

World Reaction: Leaders Jostle to Shape Agenda for a New Term

Election Poetry!

A Small Victory

And while we are at it, check out this photo contest. Read the whole thing.

The Election and The Second

BONUS WIN ==> Tuesday was "a good night for the Second Amendment".

Hat Tip? The Independence Institute, a libertarian organization in Colorado. Those fuggers in the middle of the country sure do get obsessed with their liberties...

Democrats thinking of fleeing to Canada...

...will find that they aren't really wanted in the Great White North, either.

The Speech that droned on

Dear god, can the man be any more of a politician? How many DNC talking points can you regurgitate in one speech?

Nice "concession" speech there, John. You know, when you concede, you recognise the fact that YOU LOST! But I guess in Democrat land, you take pot-shots at the President and rally the troops one more time. Real class, John. Yeah, really classy speech. Almost as much class as your gargoyle of a wife.

Go away John. Go far, far away, and don't come back. If the people of Boston have any brains left, they'll dump you on your ass the first chance they get.

Speaking of TerAYzuh, what are the odds that John-boy gets dumped by her really damn soon? The woman is just as power hungry as Kerry is, and now that he's not in the White House, I say she'll be looking for new meat.

Oh, geez - "We will continue to fight to make affordable healthcare a right, blah blah blah blah blah" HEALTHCARE IS NOT A RIGHT, YOU FUCKING STUPID WALKING CORPSE! YOU WILL NOT FIND HEALTHCARE IN ANY PART OF THE CONSTITUTION!

Grrrrrrrrrr.......... Even when he throws in the towel, he's nothing but a socialist stooge. Thank god that classless, brainless, talentless imitation of a human being didn't win.

Speaking of which...

Pardon me, Mister Redford, but can I stow that bag in the overhead compartment for you?

So long, Harmless.


Here's a question

For every Kool-Aid sucking, Che-worshipping, DU writing Lefty to promised to leave the country if George W. Bush was re-elected.

Do you need help packing? Seriously. I'll even bring boxes and stuff like that. Let's get moving, folks! Other countries need your... uh.... retarded thought process insight and... ummmmmmm.... tunnel vision straight-forward vision!

Let's shake a leg, folks! All these people were shrieking about how they were going to leave, I say we help them! They want socialized medicine? There are tons of countries to choose from that they can go to. They want cradle-to-grave welfare systems? Ship 'em off to Europe! Just think about how happy these people would be if they could only slip the bonds of this country! Fly you people, fly! Barbara Streisand, France needs you! Hey Baldwins! Britain calls! DU to the EU! I'll bring the boxes, tape, and packing peanuts!

It's the least a kind, understanding fellow like myself can do, yannow?

Dear Micheal Moore

Choke on a bone and die, you fat turd.

Yours Truly

Raging Dave

Freak show.... Democratic Underpants.

The Pathetic Left...

...still doing violence.

Dear George Soros:

Kiss my ass!


Turn on NBC

Katie Couric is wearing all black this morning. Heh heh.

Dear Howard Dean:

Blow me.



Oh, you have GOT to be kidding!

So the Democrats, the party of whiny spoiled bitches, hasn't conceded yet.

What a surprise.

The crybabies can't do simple math or logic, otherwise they would know that they lost. But I heard John "Faster than a speeding Ambulace" Edwards on TV last night, yelling "WE'RE GONNA COUNT EVERY VOTE!" so I figure they found some bums who would fill out provisional ballots in exchange for a few cigarettes and a fifth of Rebel Yell. I'm betting that at least ONE of those bums holding up the "PLEASEHELP HOMELESSVET WITHKIDS GODBLESS signs really is a Viet Nam vet though, and that's gonna make things interesting.

Democrat Shitheel: "Here ya go, Mr.... uh.... Smith. Just fill in that oval next to John Kerry's name and you get the whole bottle!"

Bum: I need a drink to dull the pain firsht.

Democrat Shitheel: "No, you can't have the bottle yet. What pain could you have, you're about to vote Democrat, just like your father!

Bum: My dad's been dead for yearsh...

Democrat Shitheel: And he's been a faithful voter for us that long too. Great guy, your dad. You need to fill in that oval right th.... no, no, that one right the.... dammit, right there!"

Bum: Hey, why won' John Kerry releash his recordsh? Whash he got to hide?

Democrat Shitheel: Uhhhhh......

Bum: An washup with dat wife of his, anyway? Who the hell unlocked the cage on THAT harpy?

Democrat shitheel: Look, are you going to fill in the oval or not?

Bum: You know wha? Keep yer damn bottle. I may be a bum, but I shtill got my pride. And THISH! (whips out silver star and two REAL purple hearts)

Democrat Shitheel: "Damn, you really ARE a Viet Nam vet? Well fuck you then, ya bum! We'll find someone else!"

Bum: (as Democrat shitheel walks out of alley) WHY WON'T HE SHIGN HIS 180 FORM????

Maybe that's the problem that Kerry/Edwards is having. They can't find enough bums who are willing to sacrifice what dignity they have left in order to vote Democrat. As it is, I'm betting that a big chunk of the Cincy graveyards have a ballot with the (D) checked off. Same with Cleveland. Still, right now it looks as if Bush is going to win Ohio (once the bums drive off the Democrat pollsters), New Mexico and Nevada, which puts him firmly in the winners seat. He already has a three point lead in the popular vote, something that can't be overcome by Kerry.

So Kerry is going to drag it out, all for what? For nothing. Because he's a deluded narcissistic ego-maniacal shithead who can't believe he lost. I can't believe that he came this close, but that's just me. The upside of this is that the longer he drags it out despite all the evidence against him, the more people will see that he and his party are nothing but shallow, power hungry assholes.

Who also lost seats in the Senate and the House. BOOYAH!

I hope you're in pain, Kerry. Lots of it. I hope your little tin-pot world just came crashing down around your ears. I hope you're curled up in your Boston house with Al Franken stroking your hair, whispering "You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!" while you sob into TerAYzuhs dress like the little nancyboy you are. You lost, Kerry. You and the Ambulance Chaser lost. Now get the fuck out of my government and shut the hell up, you bitch.

When Kerry concedes, I'm gonna be tap-dancing.

This is what a Bush victory looks like...

"Undecided" Ohio

I woke up this morning, and I couldn't believe my eyes. After all of the voting was reported for Ohio, most of the media (except for Fox News and NBC) is still calling Ohio "too close to call". CNN's headline right now is "Election still up in the air".

These slimy fuckers are amazing. Here lies CNN, CBS, The New York Times, The AP, and ABC, wounded and bleeding, clinging to their last gasp of hope that John Kerry is going to somehow pull out the election. All of the time has ticked off of the clock, the home team has won the game by two touchdowns, and the referees are still calling the game "undecided".

Ohio is not "undecided". It is a Bush state. Plain and simple. Case closed. End of story. He is leading by 2.5%, or 136,000 votes. John Kerry, no matter how long he waits, no matter how hard the media tries to make it look closer than it is, no matter how big his army of lawyers, cannot make up this margin. He could maybe contest a margin of a few thousand votes, at most.

Kerry has lost Ohio, and it's clear to everybody but Kerry and the media outlets that campaigned for him during the election.

Speaking of "undecided", have you noticed how every major race that is, ahem, "undecided" has a Republican beating a Democrat? Right now, the five "undecided" races are:

1. Bush over Kerry in Ohio, 2.5%
2. Bush over Kerry in Iowa, 1%
3. Bush over Kerry in New Mexico, 1%
4. Murkowski over Knowles in Alaska, 4% (Murkowski winning is a big upset. She was supposed to lose.)
5. Martinez over Castor in Florida, 1%

Why isn't Kerry's 1% victory over Bush in New Hampshire or Wisconsin "undecided"?

By dragging this out, the Liberal media can create the perception that the victory was somehow disputed, or closer than it actually is. By waiting to declare victory for Murkowski and Martinez, they can take some of the sting out of what has been nothing other than a total smackdown in the Senate race. It's the last act of desperation by an institution whose behavior during this election was disgraceful.

Valiant Iowa Elephants Elated


Iowa ElectTotal: 7 Precincts Reporting: 99%
Name Party Vote
Bush Rep 741,325
Kerry Dem 725,700

Bush Up by 3,552,280 in the Popular Vote Totals

Precincts Reporting: 98%
Name Party Votes
Bush Rep 58,066,322
Kerry Dem 54,514,042

How shitty of a loser is John Kerry? We're finding out more about that every minute.

Unfortunately This Bit Of Simple Math May Be Challenged By Donks

If the number of extra special donkey flavored ballots-o-hope ARE LESS IN NUMBER than the vote margin Bush is winning Ohio by, THEY WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE TO THE OUTCOME. :)

Wan't To See How Desperate Kerry's Bid For Ohio Is?

Look at New Hampshire:

New Hampshire ElectTotal: 4 Precincts Reporting: 95%
Name Party Vote
Bush Rep 313,186
Kerry Dem 323,574
Nader Ind 4,214

They are giving him NH no arguments.

And Now Ohio:

Ohio ElectTotal: 20 Precincts Reporting: 99%
Name Party Vote
Bush Rep 2,793,592
Kerry Dem 2,656,295
Badnarik NP 14,123
Peroutka NP 11,605

They refuse to give this one to Bush.

Kerry's lead in New Hampshire: 10,388 votes
Bush's lead in Ohio: 137,297 votes

As of 6 AM

Bush's lead in Ohio is 13 times larger than Kerry's lead in New Hampshire. Who's challenging where? Mmmm Hmmm. "OH! There's like millions of provisional ballots that went for Kerry. Specifics? Pfffft!" Donks suck ass.

What SPECIFICALLY Is going on in New Mexico?

I hear from the idiot box "They are just sure there should be more turn out." This sounds like instant horse shit. It sounds like, "We've got to manufacture some more votes because we don't like the outcome." Anyone have an explanation of why they are still holding out for more mystery votes? I'm looking for the specifics that the those tasked with reporting the fuckin' news are failing to provide!

The Left Says, "It's Up To BUSH To Heal Divisions Now"

I say to any venom sputtering leftist with the audacity to bray such nonsense:

FUCK YOU! Your lies and bad behavior caused the hurt, it's only fair that YOU do the fuckin' healing....arrogant assholes!

In other news: WE WON! What's that mean to you zombified leftist types? We didn't have ABC NBC SeeBS PBS CNN MSNBC The New York Times and most of Fox News to non stop slam your candidate to do it. Nor did we need a Big Greasy Crap Monster to make a movie slaming your guy. They didn't air our legit 60 minutes style hit on Kerry's anti-war activities. We didn't have to slit your car tires to stop your GOTV efforts. We didn't have to file thousands of phony registrations. We didn't have to bust up your head quarters. We just had to yell past your fuckin' lunacy and rely on the strength of our message. And it worked! And as soon as Kerry decides whether he wants to completely destroy his party or accept his loss, we'll get back to work making the world a better place to live. :)

My Final Thoughts Before Going to Bed

I have to get up for work in two and a half hours, dammit, so here's my 4 AM musings.

The big story is obviously that Bush won reelection. Okay, it hasn't been officially declared by anyone as of 4 AM Eastern time, but it's over. The home team leads by two touchdowns with 1 second left on the clock. It's patently absurd to suggest that Kerry has a chance at winning this.

But as I write this there's another huge story in the making. The Republicans appear to be poised to take 55 Senate seats, leaving the Democrats with only 44. Right now, Murkowski is leading in Alaska by 6% with 80% of the precincts reporting. Thune is leading Daschle by 8,900 votes with 99% of the votes in. . The Republican won by 70,000 votes in Florida and has declared victory. The Democrats still have some hope for a few seats in which they are trailing, but it's very dim. This is a smashing victory -- a bitchslap of epic proportions, if it holds true.

The President has won the popular vote majority for the first time in 16 years. He has increased the party's seats in the Senate and House while wining reelection for the first time in at least 40 years. The media is going to point out that his popular vote margin of 3% is small, but when you combine it with the seats gained in Congress, this is what is scientifically known as a "mandate". This is a big-ass mandate.

I think that there are many reasons why this may have happened, but one of them stands out to me the most. Two words. Angry Left. The Democrats sold their souls to win this Presidential election. They tried every imaginable tactic to defeat George W. Bush. The sided with the scum of The Earth to tear down George W Bush. While they were able to damage the President, they alienated over half the country in the process. The lunatics have taken over the Democratic asylum, and until they fix that problem, this trend will continue.

So I would like to say "thanks". Thank you, distinguished members of the Angry Left. Thank you for making complete assholes out of yourselves and in the process, embarrassing the Democratic party. Thank you for exposing Howard Dean and Michael Moore as lunatic extremists. Had it not been for you, America might have been fooled into thinking that the Democrats had some kind of sensible platform based upon solid ideology. Thank you for carrying around those signs with the Hitler mustache on Bush's face, and for spraying your acidic semen all over our comments section and that of the other Conservative blogs on the internet. Thank you for being victims of your own free speech. We couldn't have done it without you.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

My local results so far

Well, Patty "I want to be bin Laden's bitch" Murray has won re-election against George Nethercutt. That's pretty much expected, unfortunately. She's a shallow, socialist, kool-aid drinking Democrat, and this area tends to vote mindlessly. Yet another reason I'm getting the hell out. The WA race for governor is too close to call. The AG position, which was up between a lawyer (R) and a shrieking harpy (D) is up in the air as well. I don't know if we actually win in either case, but I voted against the shrieking harpy. If you don't live in Washington state, you don't have to worry about it. Right now, Bush has 269 electoral votes, which means a tie at worst. A tie goes to the House, which should be controlled by Republicans.

Let's hope.

And it might surprise my trolls, but I did not vote a straight party ticket. There are several Democrats in Washington state who not only are in a better position to do the job, but have better credentials and are honest and trustworthy enough to do the job. There were at least two (D)s on my ballot.

But that's the difference between conservatives and liberals. Conservatives want the best person for the job. Liberals just want whoever parrots their party line, no matter what the truth or facts are.

Oh, and just so you know, I've been so stressed tonight that I've consumed more scotch than any other time than my wedding celebration.

UPDATE: Since Bush has 269 electoral votes and the popular vote locked up the only hope for Democrats is to win the electoral vote and lose the popular vote.

Which means that every drooling dipshit fucking idiot barking moonbat who was screaming about the electoral college four years ago is now feverently praying for an EC victory.

The slimy, gutless, spineless, dictator coddling, terrorist felching, worthless Democrats could actually be saved by a constitutional process that they were sneering at a few months ago. Just another example of why the Democrats are the party of the worthless, the idiots, the mindless, the kool-aid drinking syncophants, the babbling morons, the parasites on society.

I know that there are people out there who are pledging to support whoever wins the Oval Office. I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I can't support a traitor like John Kerry. I can't support anyone who comes back from a war and stabs the US troops in the back. I can't support anyone who gives propaganda to our enemy. I can't support anyone who has flat out lied as much and John Kerry. I can't support anyone who hides his military record as John Kerry.

If John Kerry gets elected, I will do everything and anything in my power to expose him as the worthless fucking piece of shit that his is. Fuck that pledge. I can't support a worthless fucking shitsmear on the bedsheets of humanity.

If John "I'm a fucking communist whore" Kerry wins, then the fight has only begun.

It's almost midnight, and I have to work tomorrow. I'm heading to bed. If I don't wake up to a Bush victory tomorrow, then I'm locking and loading.

2004 Election Results



We Win!

Wish I had more time to type, but there's only one winner declared thus far - us. I admit I got a little misty-eyed and tremble-lipped when I voted today. It truly is a privilege and an honor. I shook the hands of the Kerry staffers outside the polling place as I left.

Told 'em: "I voted for the other team."

They said: "That's okay."

I said: "We're lucky, aren't we?"

They said: "Yes we are."

I said: "Have a good day, but (grinning) a bad night."

They laughed.

"You too," they said.

And another thing: Fuck you, Osama.

Battleground Roundup

Great stuff here.

Where Are We Getting Our Updates From Today - A Guess

When we get updates throughout the day I'm guessing we are going to get exit polling and precinct reports from large metropolitan areas because news organizations set up shop in larger venues. I'm sure we'll get reporting from some smaller precincts, but the gist of it will be from the big ones. That is BOUND to favor Democrats. The more people you cram into a small swath of land the more likely they are to be Democrats. All animals lose it when you smash them together and stack them on top of one another. Have some faith:

Exit poll mania spread through media and campaign circles Tuesday afternoon after first wave of morning data showed Kerry competitive in key states.... National Election Pool -- representing six major news organization -- shows Kerry in striking distance -- with small 1% lead -- in Florida and Ohio, sources tell DRUDGE... [But early 2000 exit polls showed Gore +3 in Florida; showed Gore-Bush even in CO [Bush won by 9], 2000 exits showed Gore +4 in AZ [Bush won by 6]... Exits Senate races: Thune +4 Castor +3 Burr +6 Bunning +6 Coburn +6 Demint +4 Salazar +4...

Keep perspective. :)

Zogby International sez:

"It's a tie."


Voting in Manhattan.

Disenfranchised in Chicago

And a veteran to boot.

More on Philly

Looking at the wards in question

Drudge: One incident occurred at the SALVATION ARMY, 2601 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, Pa: Ward 37, division 8... pollwatchers uncovered 4 machines with planted votes; one with over 200 and one with nearly 500...

Ward 37 went 97% for Ed Rendell in 2002.

97% for John Street (D) in 2003.


Drudge: A second location, 1901 W. Girard Ave., Berean Institute, Philadelphia, Pa, had 300+ votes already on 2 machines at start of day.

29th Ward, 95% for John Street (D) in 2003.


Drudge: 292 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 7/7: ADDRESS: 122 W. Erie Ave., Roberto Clemente School, Philadelphia, Pa.;

Kensington, 86% for John Street (D) in 2003.


Drudge: 456 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 12/3; ADDRESS: 5657 Chew Ave., storefront, Philadelphia, Pa...

Germantown, 92% for John Street (D) in 2003.


Drudge: A gun was purposely made visible to scare poll watchers at Ward 30, division 11, at 905 S. 20th St., Grand Court. Police were called and surrounded the location...

That's Center City. GOP territory.

Poll Tampering

It begins, as the Nation did some 230 years ago, in Philadelphia.

Wards in Question

Drudge: One incident occurred at the SALVATION ARMY, 2601 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, Pa: Ward 37, division 8... pollwatchers uncovered 4 machines with planted votes; one with over 200 and one with nearly 500...

Ward 37 went 97% for Ed Rendell in 2002.

97% for John Street (D) in 2003.


Drudge: 292 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 7/7: ADDRESS: 122 W. Erie Ave., Roberto Clemente School, Philadelphia, Pa.;

Kensington, 86% for John Street (D) in 2003.


Drudge: 456 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 12/3; ADDRESS: 5657 Chew Ave., storefront, Philadelphia, Pa...

Germantown, 92% for John Street (D) in 2003.


Get off yer duff and vote!

Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote!

If you're in a swing state, you definately need to vote! If you're in a state that's leaning one way or another, get out and vote to help drive up the popular vote for Bush. Even if California goes to Kerry, the votes for Bush get added into the nationwide popular vote. Remember, if it's not close, the Democrats can't cheat their way into the White House.

It's gonna be a bumpy ride no matter who wins. Buckle up and get ready.

Daschle v. Thune: Live Report From Courtroom

This is good stuff. It ends with Daschle losing his bid to prevent Republicans from rolling their eyes in polling places.

No, really.

The ruling from Ohio apparently played a role.

Saints be Praised!

People who show up to vote are actually going to have to identify themselves. I can see how Mary Poppins could get intimidated by that.

Polls from the Battlegrounds

It's a dogfight just about everywhere.

Meanwhile, I wish I could blog all day, like Blog The Day. This morning on CNN (sigh) was James Carville, saying that GOP monitors in Ohio's black precincts are voter "suppression". He said "if you know someone is breaking the law, throw them in jail". Soledad O'Brien asked him: "How can you do that if you don't catch them? Isn't that what the Republicans are trying to do?"

That's when Carville ran out the race baiting, including saying that for blacks, voting "is a newly-found right".


Rallying Yous All

What's this?! A bunch of weathered conservative political addicts listening to a handful of weekend polls that show things breaking for *GASP* THE DEMOCRAT! You all know better than this. Let's take a peek into hostile territory just to make sure we've got our heads on straight (a necessary course of action in response to this deluge of leftist spin):

The New York Times-CBS poll.

John Kerry has a 41% favorable, 47% unfavorable rating. This is his worst rating ever.
President Bush has a 48% favorable, 41% unfavorable rating. That is his best rating since last December.

Undecided voters lean to President Bush 50%-47%, validating the Pew finding and calling the Gallup number into question.

66% of Bush voters strongly favor their candidate.

50% of Kerry voters strongly favor their candidate.

By a 49%-34% margin, voters expect President Bush to win.

President Bush has a 49%-44% job approval rating.

The right track today is 43%. In 1996, it was only 39%.

48% of voters will vote on national security issues; only 33% on domestic issues.

By a 54%-29%, voters believe the Bush Administration has made them safer.

53% of voters do not think that Kerry agrees with their priorities, his worst number ever. 42% believe he has the same.

48% of voters do not think that Bush agrees with their priorities. 49% believe he does share their priorities.

52% of voters think Kerry has leadership qualities, his lowest number ever.

62% of voters think President Bush has leadership qualities.

57% of voters are uneasy with Kerry’s ability to handle a crisis.

60% believe Kerry says what people want to hear. Only 36% say that about President Bush.

53% of Americans say we did the right think in Iraq. Only 42% disagree.

31% say their families are better off than they were four years ago. 40% say about the same.

Most importantly, the percentage of voters call themselves a liberal has declined to 17%, the lowest number since 1997. 35% call themselves conservative.

Internals? Sure. "The latest NYT/CBS poll showing the President up 3 is more encouraging than most. Why? Because if you look at the internals, the respondents are 35% Democrats, 30% GOP. There were 2 other polls by CBS/NYT in October, both of which had the same 5% party ID difference. In both polls the candidates were tied."

Good news. It's out there.

Does this mean "sit at home and cross your fingers"? Hell No! Call those you know. Work in a question about voting. If they say Kerry, change the subject. If they say Bush....make sure they get to the polls. Why chance it right? Need more perspective? Ok:

Hawaii Yeah, HAWAII!! Cheney draws a crowd of 10000 and Gore draws 1200.

Oh, TVE, but Ohio - Let's try Fox as they currently show Kerry ahead and that men and women are evenly split between the candidates which his historically bogus.

October 19, 2004 Bush 49 Kerry 44


A few days later the polling on Ohio starts to split with two very different polls (note the sample size comment) - October 22, 2004 Rasmussen has Bush up 50 to 46 in Ohio

Ok. Not recent enough?

How about November 1st 2004 - Good news for the President in Ohio. The Ohio Poll out of the University of Cincinnati has Bush over 50% and leading Kerry by a hair. The final Ohio Poll has the race basically tied at Bush 50.1 and Kerry 49.2. Also of interest, it looks like George Voinovich will coast to victory as he is leading State Senator Eric Fingerhut 65 - 34.8. It also look as if the ballot initiative to prohibit same sex marriages and civil unions will pass, it is leading 59.2 - 40.8.

They say it's close. Bush is up though. Have a little faith. Remember the freakin' "Ragin' Cajun" with the trash can on his head in 2002? :) There ya go.

Let us not forget good people that our buddy Osama just popped up on a tape reading a DNC talking point memo and threatening Americans in red states who screw with his precious "security"? How sweet is it for a voter in a voting booth to know that they are pissing in the face of the boogie man by voting for George W Bush? Bonus! "Bush is giving tax cuts to the rich and reading goat books while I'm killing you...saw that on some movie....and we just want to be 'secure' so vote Kerry or we'll kill you." Yeah. That's workin' it's magic right now.

Look back over the history of our foaming mad leftist counterparts. At our WORST we are friggin' nobility in comparison to these bloody savages. Who's got the more appealing message? The eternally vague defeatist or the extraordinary optimistic visionary? Maybe those people in Hawaii know the answer. :)

Get your asses to the polls and vote for your President, and when you do, you drag every willing soul with you. Speak from your heart. We don't have to cheat like the left does. We don't have to sick the lawyers on the polls in hopes of getting a few more Indiana Jones, Mickey Mouse, Superman, or dead grandmas votes qualified in order to win. We just have to do what is right. We have to be alert and fair and stand up for ourselves. Let me hear your battle cry!!!!!

Monday, November 01, 2004

What happens if Bush loses? A potential pre-loss post mortem

As any impartial observer can see, this election is a toss-up, and that means it will depend upon turnout. And since Democrats hold all sorts of advantages when it comes to turnout, I think that Bush may, indeed, lose. For a moment, I am going to assume that this happens, and take a look back at what went wrong.

But first, I will say this. If John Kerry does win, it is going to be a Pyrrhic victory, indeed. The Liberal block in this country has played every imaginable trump card in their hand, and it's still 50/50. The American Left has sold their soul to win this election, and they have based their entire campaign around trying to paint John Kerry as something that he isn't. They segregated all the loony protestors into cages at their national convention so that they couldn't detract attention from their attempts to make Howard Dean look reasonable and sane. They have sided with the scum of the Earth on all four corners of the globe, from Michael Moore to Saddam Hussein, to Jacques Chirac. In the long run, it's going to cost them. The Democrats have proven in the past year and a half that they have nothing to offer, nothing positive, no platform, no ideas. Nothing, except for the fact that John Kerry is not George W. Bush (oh yeah, and he served in Vietnam). The party was hijacked by Lithium-challenged extremists two years ago when it incorrectly diagnosed its problems as being not Liberal enough instead of too far Left. Since then, the Democrats have progressively melted down to the point of embarrassment. It has become so bad that they have brought Jimmy "malaise" Carter back onto the scene.

Case in point -- I have been visiting on a daily basis lately, and when I scroll down the page I see something rather interesting. On this election eve, the site has the Senate race at 52 Republicans, 45 Democrats, 2 tossups, and 1 Independent. If I am reading it right, the 2 tossups are South Dakota and Alaska, whose polls show a 1:1 split right now. That would mean that the next session of Congress may have only 46 Democratic Senators. John Kerry has shown that he cannot energize his base, and if he wins, I expect that number to be under 45 by 2008. The House? I haven't seen any projections, but I am optomistic. Congress is elected via name recognition and ideology, and right now, the Democrats are getting their asses kicked on ideology. Why? Because they have trashed every last little bit of it to get Bush out of office.

The one advantage of a Kerry win will be that he can truly no longer hide from his record. If Kerry gets elected, the intellectual and moral bankruptcy of the American Left is going to be on a gigantic stage for the entire world to see. The country is going to see on a daily basis what a Left Wing arrogant, elitist prick this guy is.

The big loser, however, is going to be the Liberal media. The media has never campaigned so hard for one candidate in our lifetimes, and it's going to cost them too. To some degree, it already has. The credibilty of 60 Minutes has been destroyed, The New York Times has been exposed, and CNN has now officially become Fox News's bitch. The media has most definitely been a huge factor in this election, but I don't expect it to be again. Trust in the media is at an all time low, and from the survey numbers I am reading, the belief that the media is Liberal-biased is at an all-time high. If Kerry wins, there will be celebrations in news rooms across the country, but those celebrations will be short-lived if sponsors start pulling their ads because of crappy ratings. Sooner or later, Capitalism is going to intervene and force one or more of these networks to change sides. Until then, Fox News has 50% of the electoral to themselves.

Now, back to "why George W. Bush lost the election", or if he does manage to win, "Why George W. Bush almost lost the election". I don't think that it comes down to Iraq. I think that it comes down to something else. His economic policy sucks, plain and simple. George W. has set the Republicans back 30 years by destroying the party's credibility as the party of lesser government. Prescription drug welfare, tariffs on steel (later repealed at least), and a massive expansion in government post-911. Now tell me, how do you sell to a swing voter that the opponent is a big government Massachusetts Liberal, when your own candidate is a big government Conservative? It's easy. The answer is, you don't.

Bush's biggest blunder of all may have been signing that wretched McCain-Feingold campaign finance reform act, an act which has proven to be his undoing. Would anyone doubt that the act has overwhelmingly favored Kerry in this election? He signed the bill, despite opposing these reforms in the 2000 election, despite the wishes of his constituents, and despite the voices of his party's leadership. One thing about George W Bush is clear: like his father, he does not truly and deeply believe in the merits of economic conservatism and liberty. Perhaps we, as his constituents, share some of the blame for being so forgiving of his mistakes. We Republicans have been compromising Woodrow Wilson after World War I. "I'll give you anything you want, just give me a League of Nations!"

If W. loses, I do not expect, and I certainly hope we do not see an eruption of lunacy and hysteria from Conservatives in this country like what we have seen from Democrats in the past few years. Let us not embarrass ourselves by degenerating into a mob of foaming-at-the-mouth, twitching, salive-spewing, purple-faced, angry losers like the mouth-breathers at,, a Howard Dean rally, and the rest of the Angry Left. The media certainly is an advantage for Kerry, but ultimately, they are not to blame. After all, Ronald Reagan won two landslide elections, without Fox News or Rush Limbaugh. Let's analyze what went wrong, and do it differently next time. Let us recognize that Republicans who are economically Liberal tend to lose.

Winners and more winners

First of all, the Watcher of Weasels held their weekly vote, which I was prevented from participating in due to being more busy than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. I thought after you got married, things started to slow down. Alas, not with me. In any case, the winners for this week are Judging Character by Alpha Patriot, and Letter to an Undecided Voter by Little Miss Attila. Damn good pieces, both of them. The Watcher may flog me for my absence with a switch of his choosing.

There's also another winner out there, and I think I can safely say it's all of us right thinking people who believe in the 2nd Amendment.

When I first started dating my wife, she was upfront about the fact that she had a child from her first marriage. I was fine with that, as the kid lived with his dad. I'd see him during their visits together, and figured he was a good kid. No problems here.

Now, among the things that I gradually impressed on my then-girlfriend was how important firearms were to me. She was pretty surprised at that, since I didn't own any at that time, but that was due to finances, not will. My wife had also had some bad experiences with firearms owners (not the guns themselves) and was rather worried about buying a gun. It took some talking and explaining, plus many uses of Kim du Toit's writing as well as Mrs. du Toit's and Rachel Lucas, but I was able to convince her to purchase a .38 Special revolver together. (New motto: The family that shoots together, stays together!) We went to just about every gun store in the Seattle area, and finally found the gun in a shop in Woodinville. A Smith & Wesson Mod. 37 Airlite in .38 Special. We went to the range, bought 100 rounds of ammo, and let fly.

And as we walked out of the range, she turned to me and asked "So when are you getting your gun?"

She's still not as interested in shooting as I am, but she can handle just about any gun as Analog Kid and Mollbot can attest. She's the only woman I know of who's fired a double-barreled 10 gauge shotgun. She's fired a 50 BMG bolt-action rifle, and launched bullets with just about any gun I've managed to hand her. We applied for our concealed weapons permits on the same day, and received them on the same day. We both carry on road trips, when any help is far away. On our honeymoon when we were out in the boonies she had that .38 Special pistol, HER pistol, on her belt. We helped out a couple people with car problems, and I knew that if some jerk tried anything while I was helping them change a tire, my wife would put several holes in them pretty damn quick. Needless to say, I'm damn proud of her, and knowing that she can take care of herself in any situation makes me feel much more secure.

Now, as I was going to the range more often, it would stand to reason that I would have an opportunity to take my wife's son. His dad and his step-mom are both... shall we say... left leaning. Jake had almost no experience with firearms, short of watching people fire off a few rounds now and then. I put the proposal forward to my wife, who took it to her ex, who to my surprise accepted. I could take Jake to the range. Here's his first time out.

Well, he enjoyed shooting. So I took him to the range again. Soon, I was taking him to the range just about every time he came to visit with us. Both AK and Mollbot have met him. In fact, Jake was rather taken with Mollbot's .22 revolver. Given the chance, he'd set aside my .22 rifle, pick up that revolver and occupy himself for hours. We'd be in lanes next to each other, punching little holes in paper. He's a decent shot with the rifle, and getting better with a pistol. Once he demonstrates proficiency with the .22 revolver, he'll be working on his mother's .38 and my .45 ACP.

But therein lies the problem. How can he perfect his shooting with a .22 revolver when the gun he shoots belongs to Mollbot?

The answer:

Kim, I hope you're reading this. Thanks in part to your and your wife's writing, I convinced my wife to pick up firearms again. She can shoot every gun in the house and has her CWP. Her son is now the proud owner of his very own .22 revolver. Another rifleman has joined the ranks.

Does anyone else....

...have the willies about tomorrow?

I am just sensing Kerry takes Ohio and Florida.

Game Set Match.


I may have to eat my words

Stress on the MAY part. MEMRI has a transcript of "bin Laden's" tape.

I put "bin Laden" in quotation marks because there's still no proof that he's alive. Yeah, there's a video. A scratchy, half-focused, crappy sound quality, annonymous black background, devoid-of-any-proof-of-date tape that sounds more like Micheal Moore's talking points than the old bin Laden. Mr. Lion calls bullshit. So does Baldilocks. I haven't seen enough of the video to call it one way or another.

Although you have to ask - when the supposed "bin Laden" tape and the DNC start to sound exactly the same, just who do you call the enemy?

Anyways, here's Steve's take on the whole issue.

Liberals, doesn't it disturb you that so many terrorists and despots support John Kerry? Doesn't that give you a tiny twinge of doubt? Can you really hate George Bush so much that you don't mind rewarding terrorists, as long as it means ousting Bush from the White House? Can't you stand with us just ONCE in defense of your country? Is patriotism really that painful for you?

Here's the difference between liberals and conservatives. Liberals will read bin Laden's threat and say, "Gosh, we better do as he says." Conservatives will read it and say, "Bring that mess ON, bitch. We killed most of your friends, and we're going to kill you, too."

Liberals just want to get along, and if that means putting bin Laden in charge of our foreign policy, that's fine. As long as we have peace. The conservative attitude is a bit more like Patrick Henry's


This election is going to be a test of our character. Are we American, or are we French? Are we the Spanish, who let a single attack turn them into a nation of whipped dogs, or are we the nation that stood up to Hitler and prevented him from taking over an entire hemisphere?

I'm not all that optimistic. I know Red Staters will show their grit by spitting in bin Laden's face tomorrow. But Blue Staters will cower. Let's face it. New Yorkers and Californians and folks from Illinois simply do not have the backbone to stand up to this murderer. Faced with violence, they will hand over their lunch money every time.

We may be about to bend to bin Laden's will by electing John Kerry, and if he continues his history of hostility toward the military and our intelligence agencies, we are inviting an Al Qaeda ass-whipping that will make 9/11 look like a tea dance.


The Choice

Cold Fury has something to say. Well.... something to show you.

More UN Corruption

Just how much more of this are we going to take?

The UN needs to be destroyed as the worthless cesspool it is. The corrupt, ignorant, dictator coddling, anti-American, anti-semitic, murderous, thieving, gun-grabbing, pit of everything foul in humanity.

Burn that fucking building down, preferably with all the UN officials inside.

Weekend in Cape May, New Jersey

Does anyone out there not know where Cape May is?

Ah, well. Went there for the weekend. Got some good pics. Will post later. For now, there's just the above and this piece of political fodder from a traffic light control box on the side of a utility pole:


Maybe I should have made this one post 'o lovely linkies

Ah well. Osama has warned the Red States.

"...any U.S. state that will choose to vote for the white thug Bush as president, it means that it chose to fight us and we will consider it an enemy to us, and any state that will vote against Bush, it means that it chose to make peace with us and we will not characterize it as an enemy..."


Stretch Run!

Chris Heinz sez: Bush is a "cokehead".

Just a wee bit more thuggery...

...before the Big Day.

Colo. Teacher Kicks Student for GOP Shirt

Sunday, October 31, 2004

So tell me again....

About how Saddam didn't have any involvement with terrorists?

Thanks, Drum.

Happy Holloween

I hope everybody is safe tonight. Parents, remember: For nights when grown adults dress like loons and caper about in wild fashion, nothing less than hollowpoints will do! Just pretend that you're in Seattle or Berkeley (the grown adults dressed in silly clothing and acting like idiots will be exactly the same regardless) and ventilate any dipshit clueless enough to attempt harm to your children.

However, parents, when you go to the front door and your kids ask for candy, that is the WRONG time to open fire. I don't care how scary or weird the people answering the door look. You're on their porch. Be nice.

I also have a few questions regarding John Fonda Kerry.

1) After the 1993 attack on the World Trade Center, John Fonda Kerry was on the Senate Intelligence Committee, and yet almost never showed up for meetings. No one in the mainstream media has called him on this. Why?

2) John Fonda Kerry helped cut at least six billion dollars from the US Intelligence Budget, yet accuses President Bush of trashing the US Intelligence community. No mainstream media has called him on this or asked any questions about it. Why?

3) John Fonda Kerry met with North Vietnamese leaders in Paris at least once, possibly twice. No member of the mainstream media has called him on this or asked for clarification. Why?

John Fonda Kerry's barrage of lies hasn't even been touched by the mainstream media. He has been allowed to lie, lie again, and lie some more, aided and abetted by the mainstream media. Why?

If you don't already know the answer, please, contact me and I'll help you figure it out. At this point I'm so sick of the mainstream press in this country that I don't trust them any farther than I can throw them.