Sunday, October 31, 2004

Happy Holloween

I hope everybody is safe tonight. Parents, remember: For nights when grown adults dress like loons and caper about in wild fashion, nothing less than hollowpoints will do! Just pretend that you're in Seattle or Berkeley (the grown adults dressed in silly clothing and acting like idiots will be exactly the same regardless) and ventilate any dipshit clueless enough to attempt harm to your children.

However, parents, when you go to the front door and your kids ask for candy, that is the WRONG time to open fire. I don't care how scary or weird the people answering the door look. You're on their porch. Be nice.

I also have a few questions regarding John Fonda Kerry.

1) After the 1993 attack on the World Trade Center, John Fonda Kerry was on the Senate Intelligence Committee, and yet almost never showed up for meetings. No one in the mainstream media has called him on this. Why?

2) John Fonda Kerry helped cut at least six billion dollars from the US Intelligence Budget, yet accuses President Bush of trashing the US Intelligence community. No mainstream media has called him on this or asked any questions about it. Why?

3) John Fonda Kerry met with North Vietnamese leaders in Paris at least once, possibly twice. No member of the mainstream media has called him on this or asked for clarification. Why?

John Fonda Kerry's barrage of lies hasn't even been touched by the mainstream media. He has been allowed to lie, lie again, and lie some more, aided and abetted by the mainstream media. Why?

If you don't already know the answer, please, contact me and I'll help you figure it out. At this point I'm so sick of the mainstream press in this country that I don't trust them any farther than I can throw them.

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