Saturday, January 28, 2012

Gingrich getting hammered Romney supporters.  The more I see of Romney, the less I like him.  That's a problem, folks.  I'm hardly the only one who feels this way.  Whatching him cry crocodile tears about being attacked while attacking and lying about Gingrich makes me like him even less.  Romney is a loser, folks.  And the way the GOP establishment is attacking Gingrich makes me like him MORE.  Anyone who makes the GOP brass scream like little bitches can only be a good thing.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Crappy Bass

Every time I hear some souped-up vehicle pumping out that electronic crap modernly known as "bass", making everything rattle within a five block area, the first thought through my mind every time is "Gee, nice stereo system.  Sorry to hear about your tiny dick!"

Folks, driving around blasting electric noise is not cool.  It ain't music.  And you'll be deaf when you're 40, which is something I'm desperately trying to avoid given my past and my current occupation.  But hey, when you're yelling at your grandkids because you can't hear them, you can take comfort in the fact that for a while in your youth, you thought you were "cool" because you managed to rattle your doorframes with noise.

Yay.  Fuggin' morons.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Democrat "Leadership"

Here's the thing, though - this can't be framed as a Democrat American Communist Party "Fail".  See, since they haven't passed a budget, and are using Continuing Resolution Acts, they're keeping spending at the levels they were at when they last passed a budget in 2009, which means they get to spend trillions of dollars more than if they passed a balanced budget.

You see what they just did there, don't you?  Don't think for one second that their refusal, not failure, REFUSAL to pass a budget is accidental, or driven by incompetence.  It is deliberate.

And yeah, that's going on the sidebar.

State of the Union

Didn't watch it.  Wouldn't have been good for my blood pressure to see that Commie Cork-Socker lie through his teeth yet again.  Reading through all the text and comments on his speech, it's exactly what I thought it would be - lies, lies, partisan bullshit, blame Republicans, lies, lies, and lies.

Dear God, the fact that America elected this buffoon makes me weep.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Rand Paul detained by the TSA

For an "anomaly in the body scan".

You know, I would say "if this doesn't show just what a fucking joke the TSA is, I don't know what can", but we've already seen the former VP of the United States get pulled aside and have his Underoos searched by hand just because he drew the lucky number.  And as much as I would love to see Algore get anal probed with a cattle prod, there is absolutely no way in hell that he's going to blow up or hijack a plane.  Ain't.  Gonna.  Happen.  So to treat him as a potential terrorist is not only a waste of time and resources, it proves just how little the TSA is actually doing to keep us safe.

Same with this.  There was an "anomaly?'  Dude, he's a friggin' SENATOR!  HE IS NOT A TERRORIST!  HE WILL NOT BLOW UP A PLANE!  HE WILL NOT HIJACK A PLANE!  And the people in charge of making decisions like this at the TSA need to be fired! 

No, scratch that.  The TSA needs to be disbanded, and all security work needs to be returned to the private sector, not some unfire-able government douchbag who gets their jollies off of grabbing my balls in public.

Seen this yet?

The 11 Stunning Revelations from Larry Summers'  secret economics memo to Barack Obama.

It's not just incompetence - it's sheer anti-Americanism that drives Obama.

Monday, January 23, 2012


If you're a man, right now you're thinking "Hey, nice ass!"

If you're a REAL man, you're thinking "Hey, that's a nice Mosin-Nagant!"


As I've said, there isn't a single candidate who's perfect.  But when the GOP Establishment is lined up to scream and fling poo at Newt Gingrich, you gotta know he's doing something right!

Things what make me snort coffee out my nose

The 10 cars with the most obnoxious drivers.

#3 is going to be my new instant classic!

If driving a $45,000 coal-powered car that has a tendency to catch on fire is considered sexy and environmentally conscious, count me in!

That's going to be my new description of electric cars!  COAL POWERED!

The "super" bowl

Pats vs. Giants.

You know, I think I'll find something else to do.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Making Sausage today

Bratwurst, Italian, Garlic, and a traditional Irish.

Gonna be tasty.