Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Weekend. Saturday. FOOTBALL!

And Hodge is here!  Which means I'm not going to be spending much time on the computer.

So enjoy this video, which I've stolen from Viral Footage.  If you're going to ride a mechanical bull, you may want to wear something else other than a white thong and miniskirt.  But that's just me.  Maybe she enjoyed having every guy in the bar stare at her ass.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Sent in by a reader

I know that there are people who go into hysterics at the thought of burning books, or doing something like this, and I can understand their train of thought.  However, we are at war with Islam.  If you don't believe me on that, just listen to the translations of speeches by people like Imam Rauf as they build their victory mosque on the graves of thousands of Americans murdered by Islam.

I hope they get pissed off.  They want to impose Shar'ia law on us.  We need to let them know that we will not submit.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Home again

Have I mentioned just how much I loathe the city of Chicago?  I have?  Let me repeat myself then.  I would tell Chicago to go to hell, but since Chicago already IS hell there wouldn't be much of a change.  What a miserable fucking town.  There's not a thing there that I would shed a tear for if God dropped an asteroid on it.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

O'Donnell in Delaware

While Dick is busy masturbating to Christine O'Donnell's photograph, I have a little message for every person who is busy claiming that O'Donnell can't win in Delaware.

Scott Brown won in Massatwoshits.  Chris Christy won in New Jersey.  NEW FUCKING JERSEY.  And while Brown isn't some conservative god, he's so much better than that fucking drunken murderer Kennedy that it's not funny.  And while all the malcontents and ne'rdowells are crying about how a conservative can't win in Delaware, Chris FUCKING Christy is wiping the damn floor with the Democrat American Communist Party and their union thugs in New Jersey.

The same people who are saying O'Donnell can't win are the same people who said Christy couldn't win, and who said Brown couldn't win.  They are the same people who dumped DeDe Scozzafava on New York.  Do you understand what a colossal failure that was?  Scozzafava was further to the Left than the Democrat, and she was totally rejected by the voters of New York 23.  In the meantime, Doug Hoffman, the actual conservative that the GOP and RNC trashed, insulted, and attempted to beat down, ended up running as a conservative independent and damn near won the election on a shoestring budget and no help from The Stupid Party.

But "They" said Hoffman couldn't win.  Just like "They" said Christy couldn't win.  Just like "They" said Brown couldn't win.  And if Hoffman had gotten ANY fucking support from the lying sacks of shit who claim to represent conservative values in this country, Hoffman WOULD have won.

"They", the establishment Republicans, who are nothing more than Democrats in sheep's clothing, are a bunch of gutless, spineless, fucking worthless pussies who would have this country drink it's poison in small sips while they lie and delude themselves that a long, slow death is somehow better than a quick one.  The same people who say O'Donnell can't win are the same people who have betrayed conservatives time and time and time again, and they can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.  If the GOP refuses to back O'Donnell, the the GOP needs to die.  Just go fucking die and save this country the trouble of shooting the fucking traitorous sons of bitches like the dogs they are.

Support conservatives.  Support O'Donnell.  Or go get fucked, because you're part of the problem, not the solution.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Dear Hotel People

When you leave cards all over the hotel room, stating "Please Help Us Conserve!  A Towel on the floor means 'Please Replace'.  A towel on the rack means 'I will use again', and I leave the towel on the rack, and you replace it anyways?

What the hell is up with that?

Monday, September 13, 2010


I'm in my own little person hell here.  I just spend several hours in traffic in Chicago, during the summer/fall, and there's construction cones and barrels everywhere, the roads are crap, the lanes are cut in half, it's gridlocked all to hell, the speedlimits are slashed, people are assholes, and there isn't a single fucking construction crew to be seen.  Hey dickweeds - if I have to spend hours on the road because of your shitty fucking construction zones, how about you worthless fuckwits actually do some construction?  Hmmmmm?????

Add on to that a sky high sales tax rate, corruption everywhere, pollution, and general idiocy....  god I hate this city.  Chicago could fall into the ninth pit of hell and other than a few people I wouldn't shed a tear.

Chicago sucks so hard that I'm amazed Lake Michigan isn't drained dry.

When Obama was elected, he offered Satan his house for a couple of years.  Satan said, and I quote, "I don't want to live in that shithole!"

Have I mentioned that I hate Chicago?  If I never returned to this hellhole I would be happy.

My Seahawks won?



I wonder if this is why Fiorina didn't get much love from the GOP?  More and more, the GOP is the party of big-government, entrenched incumbents, massive spending and class warfare.

In short, they're the Democrats, only they lie about it.

The real power this year is in the up-and-coming challengers.  Vote out an incumbent today!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Emergency Plumbing

The bathroom sink had a boo-boo yesterday.  It's rather disconcerting to wash your hands and feel water hitting your toes.  But it was an el cheapo vanity sink that we didn't like to begin with and planned to replace sooner or later, so the Ragin' Mrs. went off to find a sink she DID like.

I stayed home.  I don't get in the way of these things.  Home design?  Not me.

She brought home the biggest pedestal sink I've ever seen.  We had to make one more trip to get hoses, because the ones we had were two inches too small.  But now we have a fully functioning sink.  About a quarter of the vinyl in the bathroom is peeled back because the old sink had been leaking for a while and the flooring was wet.  We've got a fan on it.

So that was my yesterday.  How was yours?