Saturday, October 06, 2018

Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh

Booyah, baby.

The U.S. Senate, in a 50-48 vote Saturday, confirmed President Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh to the nation's highest court. 
The vote was largely on party lines, with the exception of Sen. Joe Manchin (D., W.Va.), who was the lone Democrat to vote for Kavanaugh. Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski (Alaska) announced on Friday she would vote no on Kavanaugh but voted "present" on the final vote to offset her colleague Sen. Steve Daines' (R., Mont.) absence.

Murkowski needs to be premiered the next go-round.  Manchin is desperately trying to hold on to his seat in West BY GOD Virginia.

Just wait till Ginsburg kicks the bucket, and Trump gets to appoint a third justice.

By the way, any Never-Trumpers out there:  Had things gone your way, Hillary Clinton would be appointing these judges.  How's that taste, eh?

#StayStrapped. There are Democrats out there.

Thanks to the miracles of modern medicine, Democratic Party activists have not yet murdered any Republican politicians. Steve Scalise is still alive, and the Democratic Party press is trying hard to make us forget rabid Democrat James Hodgkinson. But the Democrats’ hysteria over the Supreme Court–which actually has little to do with moderate nominee Brett Kavanaugh–has suffused Washington, D.C. with threats of violence.


Friday, October 05, 2018

Dear drivers in Mississippi

I want you to do something for me.  Take your left hand.  Place it on the steering wheel.  Slide your hand up or down until you're at the "9 o'clock" position.  Got it there?  Great.  Now extend your fingers.  Feel that little thing there?  That knob sticking out of the steering column?  That little knob there is how you activate your turn signals.

What are these mysterious turn signals, you ask?  They're lights that blink on one side of the car or another, depending on which way you move that knob, that lets other drivers know which way you want to go, so that we can get the *&^@ out of the way.  I know, right?  It's like magic!

To use these magical turn signals, all you have to do is move the knob up for Right, or down for Left.  Yes, all cars have them.  Trucks have them.  Even motorcycles have them.  I know, it's mind blowing.  Given that you've never extended a finger on your left hand and discovered this magical, mysterious knob prior to now, you might never have experienced the use of a turn signal before.  Based on what I can tell, you never knew that such a fantastical creation existed on your vehicle, but I'm here to tell you that the turn signal has been in use on vehicles for decades.  And you can use them!

So the next time you want to careen across four lanes of traffic to your exit while blaring rap music, weed smoke blowing out your windows like a San Francisco fog, just make sure to use that other-worldly device known as the turn signal, and that way I can avoid almost getting turned into road pizza, m'kay?

And that goes for the rest of you people in Mississippi.  Holy hell people, the technology was in use when my father was learning to drive.  Maybe try to keep up with the times?

Oh please oh please oh please oh please....

I want this to be true so badly I can taste it.

It's long past time that these crooks, criminals, shysters and corrupt asshats begin to pay a price for their crimes.

Thursday, October 04, 2018

We knew this. It's now confirmed.

Kavanaugh is innocent.  There's not a single shred of proof that he did anything with any girl.  Dr. Christine Bullshit Ford may have been raped at some point in the past, but it wasn't by Kavanaugh.

A source familiar with the supplemental report told Fox News it shows no evidence corroborating the allegations of sexual assault or misconduct against the nominee. Other specifics from the report were not immediately available, but Fox News is told the review included interviews with nine people, along with a sworn statement from another. 

But again - we knew this.

Wednesday, October 03, 2018

Christine Bullshit Ford coached her friend on how to beat a polygraph

Huh.  Go figure.

The prosecutor who questioned Dr Bullshit Ford, Rachel Mitchell, asked the lying Dr. "Have you ever given tips or advice to somebody who was looking to take a polygraph test?" To which Dr. Bullshit Ford answered "No."

I wonder how long the GOP knew about Dr. Bullshit Ford's pal, and what his letter was going to say.  Hmmmmm.....

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

That would be because they are, in fact, part of the Democrat Party.

Trump to media:  I see your bullshit, and I'm calling your bullshit, you Democrat shills.  OK, maybe he didn't say it quite like that.  Maybe I just made it up.  If I did just make it up, that qualifies me to be whatever passes for a "journalist these days.

A combative President Trump initially deflected questions about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh during a White House press conference on trade, and also accused reporters of working for the Democratic Party. 
During an extended attack on Democrats for their handling of Kavanaugh, Trump accused the media of taking the party’s side.  
“I consider you a part of the Democrat Party,” Trump said.  
Trump shot down questions three times from reporters on Kavanaugh following remarks in the Rose Garden, instead demanding they first ask questions about the newly negotiated version of the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA).
The media is nothing more than the Democrat Party Stenographer Pool.  They are lickspittles and lapdogs for the DNC.  Period.  We Normals have waited decades for someone to finally start treating the press with the disrespect they deserve, and quite frankly while I understand that President Trump is restrained by decorum, I wouldn't be half as nice to those DNC hacks as he is.

Monday, October 01, 2018

Killing the Americans that Americans don't want to kill

Or - This is what they do in their countries, this is what they will do, and are doing, in ours.

An illegal alien who had been deported for child sex crimes was convicted and sentenced to 50 years in prison for shooting and killing a beloved Parlier, California, football coach who leaves behind six children and a wife. 
Joel Valera, a deported illegal alien, was convicted and sentenced after he shot and killed 40-year-old Arthur Gomez Jr. who was a pillar of the Parlier community, volunteering as a youth football coach.

Note that this happened in actual California - farm country, not the filthy disgusting cesspools like L.A. or S.F. that force the rest of the state to deal with illegal aliens and their crime.

Back to life, back to reality

Back to the drudgery of a desk with a computer and a couple monitors.  I hate desk work.  I hate admin work.  I hate doing all the work so that other, younger people can go do the things that I want to do.  And quite honestly, I'm looking forward to retirement more and more every time I fire up the computer and check my work email.

I'm not going to quit working, I just don't ever want to make my living doing data analysis and spreadsheets and running administrative paperwork back and forth.  That's not my idea of fun.  Not at all.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

S'truth, y'all

And Southern Alexa would probably warn you about them rat-bastard commies listening in, too.