Saturday, April 02, 2016

Bernie's Millennial Supporters in one pic



Stole it from him.

A Mathematician's Lament

If I had been taught math like this, then maybe I wouldn't suck at it so much.

What the publik skool sistim does is destroy the urge to learn in children, from 1st grade on up.

Friday, April 01, 2016

Socialism does not work. Period

I honestly think the reason the Left infested the publik skool sistim the way they did was to destroy the level of education in this country, so that one day, an entire generation would think that Socialism was a good idea.



Ugh.

No, I'm not doing an April Fools Day post.  I'm actually kind of frigging tired of that entire concept.

Question answered

That question being "Why the hell am I sitting here sweating my ass off in my office?

The answer:



Yeah, it's pretty tropical in my building.  And from what I've been told when I asked if we could turn it down, the building has two settings:  Hot and Cold.  No in-between. So we can't turn it down, we can only switch on the AC.

Your government at it's best, Ladies and Gents!

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Dear Trump Fans

Look, I get it.  I understand plenty of the motivation you have for wanting Donald Trump to get the nomination.

But why do so many of you have to turn into shrieking, hysterical fan-girl liberals about it?

When I point out that Cruz has been standing up to the Donks and the GOP establishment for years, and that I think he'd do better than Trump in fighting against the establishment, the response I get 75% of the time is "YOU CUCKSERVATIVE!"

Well alrighty then, you hysterical little bitch!  Gosh, way to win THAT argument!

I don't know what it is.  Maybe these folks were already half in the loony-bin, and Trump pushed them over the edge.  Maybe they don't care.  Maybe they just want to destroy the GOP, and believe it or not I can understand that sentiment, as I've written that same sentiment here on this blog multiple times.

But losing your shit like a pissy little five year old and throwing a Trumper-tantrum on fellow conservatives....  well, let me amend that:  Throwing your little Trumper-tantrum against conservatives only proves that you're just another emotion-driven liberal bitch.

And you should be treated as such.  So that's how I'm going to start treating you.

If your automatic response to a dialectic challenge is rhetoric, then you're no better than a Bernie Sanders supporter.  It's that simple.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Have you seen this yet?

One find Mexican, who I'll call El Douchebag even though his name is Efrain Delgado-Rosales has finally been sent to jail after being arrested TWENTY-FOUR FUCKING TIMES!  This guy has been busted bringing illegal aliens over our border TWENTY-FOUR TIMES and this is the first time he's going to actually spend time in jail?

Can anyone else name a crime where I would get arrested twenty-four times and not go to prison?  Anyone?  Anyone?

I guess the rule of law doesn't apply if you're some border-hopping wetback ferrying pregnant mamacitas over the border so they can drop an anchor baby and collect that sweet welfare check, eh?

Was that rude?  Impolite?  Politically incorrect?  Good.  I'm so pissed off about crap like this that I just don't care any more.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Pharmacopia

I hate taking pills.  I don't know where that stems from, if it's normal, or if anyone else feels the same.  I just know that I can't stand taking pills.  I have those gummie vitamins so that I don't have to swallow some pills every day.

So why is it that the doctor wants to prescribe you darn near the entire pharmacy?

I've got some pain pills that I doubt I'm even going to touch.  I've got a supply of muscle relaxers that might, MIGHT get half used by the time I'm done.  "Take one pill three times a day as needed"?  HA!  I don't need to be doped up all day, thank you very much.

Naproxin?  (Or Alleve, for those who don't know).  Non-steroidal anti-inflamitory, yes, fine I can deal with that.  But I don't think I'm going to touch more than a quarter of what was prescribed to me.

On the other hand, the doctor confirmed what I already knew:  I'm getting old, I haven't been gentle on my body, and now it's coming back to bite me in the ass.  Actually, about six inches above the ass, literally speaking.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Ow

My lower back has decided that it doesn't like me anymore.  I'm trying to make up with it, but having little success.  Doctor's appointment in the PM.

Getting old sucks.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Emittte Spiritum Tuum

Christ is Risen

Have you seen "Saving Private Ryan"?

Yeah, yeah, I know, not an Easter movie.  But still....

You remember the end, when the Captain is dying from his wounds, and Private Ryan rushes up to him?  And the Captain knows he's dying, so he looks Ryan in the eyes, and says...

"Earn this!"

Christ died for your sins. He died in the most horrible way imaginable.  And he spent time in hell, being tormented by his enemies in ways unimaginable.  And then he rose from the grave.  All so that you might have a chance to go to heaven.

Earn this.