Saturday, March 09, 2013

Left work tonight

At around 2015 hrs.  Heard a pack of coyotes having themselves a sing-along about a football field away from where my car was parked.  Living here is....  interesting.  I wonder how many fluffy kitties will go missing tonight.

Serves 'em right, the demon-spawned bastards.

I think I just found my new theme-song

Thanks, Sondra!

Thursday, March 07, 2013

John McCain is a fucking jackass

Shut the fuck up, you senile piece of shit!

 Is that harsh?  GOOD!  I voted for McCain in 2008, and I have upheld his military service as honorable against Leftists across the country, but damn it, he needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP!  You want to know why the GOP keeps getting it's ass handed to it on a silver platter?  Because of people like John McCain, who as far as I can tell never misses a chance to grease up his ass and bend over for the Democrats when it'll hurt conservatives the most.  Maybe if he was more concerned about the Constitution and less concerned about making sure that Obama's feeeeeewings don't get hurt, he would have won in 2008, and we wouldn't be faced with the knowledge that Obamacare is going to destroy our economy!

But since he can't be bothered to actually uphold the convictions he claims to have, he needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

It's come to this

But then, when one party is dedicated to removing the rights of Americans, it always comes to things like this:

The Democratic Whip Just Announced That the Democratic Party Objects to a Resolution That the President Can't Murder American Citizens

Let me say that again:

The Democratic Whip Just Announced That the Democratic Party Objects to a Resolution That the President Can't Murder American Citizens

Fuck those fucking fuckers right the fuck out of this country.  The god-damned fascist pieces of shit.

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

I'm sorry, did you say Hugo Chavez was dead?

Fuck you, Sean Penn, you god-damned commie cocksucker.

Fuck you Jimmeh Carter, you fucking commie appeasing dipshit.

Fuck you, Harry Belafonte, you fucking moron.

Do I need to go on?  WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Hugo Chavez is dead?

Like, really?

Celebrate his death?  Nah.  I'm celebrating the fact that he can't fuck with Venezuela anymore, and that all the fascist douchebags from Hollywood are in mourning.

Fucking idiotic pricks.

Monday, March 04, 2013

Long Days Suck

There's not much for me to blog about, because I've spent most of the day doing brainless, mind-numbing work that reduces my mental capacity to just about zero.


Yeah, that's for my wife.

Sunday, March 03, 2013


My wife just made bread pudding.

With doughnuts instead of bread.

And home-made custard.

And vanilla ice cream for on top.

Oh.  Maw.  Gawd.  If I don't show up tomorrow, just send the coroner to pack up my bloated body, because I'll have eaten myself to death tonight.  I think I feel a week's worth of calories coming on in one dessert.

Wishing it were a joke

But it's not. 

The Large Labia project.

Otherwise known as "Exhibition Porn for the Anonymous Woman who wants to feel all self-empowered and stuff!"

Is that a bit harsh?  I don't think so.  I can't think of any reason, any at all, why I would take a picture of my wedding tackle and post it on a website for other folks to comment on.  And let's face it - any time you're taking a picture of your vajayjay and posting it online, there are going to be millions of young men fapping like mad and leaving comments designed to get more women to post more pictures of their hoo-haw.

Who the hell thought this idea up, anyways?