Saturday, September 17, 2016


I actually had a dream that I woke up and hit my snooze alarm.

And then I woke up to my alarm.

Some people dream about naked romps with busty beauties.  I dream about hitting snooze.  Just what does that say about my life right now?

Friday, September 16, 2016

Well then...

In honor of today's DBD up above...


Not a bad strategy

Trump could spend the next sixty days attacking the press, and his numbers would just go up.  So when he basically tells them to go fuck themselves, it's a win-win.

I mean after all, without the press who would be there to lie about him?

Here's why I don't give two shits if the GOP survives or not

Lots of those GOP folks seem to prefer Hillary.  Gosh.  Who woulda thunk it?

“It’s terrifying,” said one GOP consultant, who like others spoke to BuzzFeed News on condition of anonymity. “He’s not qualified … and it’s a massive problem. I’m not a fan of Hillary Clinton, but at least I feel like some of those jobs that are required for president, she could do them.” 
“It would be terrible for America, and for the world,” said another Republican strategist, referring to a prospective Trump victory. “I can’t think of one good thing that would come of it.”

I want you to think about the ego, the narcissism, that makes people in the GOP think that they can ignore what the voters wanted.

And now I want you to think about the stupidity, the ignorance, the complete detachment from reality that it takes to think that having Hillary Clinton in the Oval Office would be a good thing.  President Hillary destroys America.  Period.  There is no coming back.  President Hillary is a Nightshade and Hemlock smoothie, followed by a cyanide chaser.

And these clueless fucksticks in the GOP actually want her to win.

Fuck the GOP.  They can die screaming.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Stupid fucking clueless idiots, aka the Republican Party

"But gosh, I just don't understand how Donald Trump can win the nomination you guys!"

Instead, IRS Commissioner John Koskinen will testify before Congress next week.
The conservative House Freedom Caucus celebrated the development as a win late Wednesday, as conservatives had long pushed GOP leaders for impeachment hearings against Koskinen. They accuse him of obstructing a congressional investigation into the treatment of tea party groups seeking tax exemptions. 
But the agreement canceling the votes came only after conservatives themselves predicted that their impeachment resolution was going to get sidelined by Democratic and Republican opposition Thursday. So instead they settled for a hearing next Wednesday, which would result in an impeachment vote only after the November presidential election, if ever.

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So the guy who's responsible for covering up Lois Learner's crimes and sneering at Congress won't get impeached, because the GOP is too scared of the Democrats being mean to them, so they're going to curl up into the fetal position and suck their thumb instead.

Fucking cowards.  Fucking spineless, gutless, ball-less little cowards, shit-stains with no courage, pathetic fucking worms ever moving away from anything that might cause them to have to actually stand up for what they believe in.

The GOP needs to die.  Trump might just well be the first step in killing it.  Bravo, says I.

Get off your phone

I don't care how cool you think you are, get off your phone.
I don't care how good looking you think you are, get off your phone.
I don't care how expensive your car is, get off your phone.
I don't care how successful you are, get off your phone.
I don't care where you're coming from, get off your phone.
I don't care where you are going, get off your phone.
I don't care who you are, GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE, you non-driving, shallow, self-absorbed, narcissistic worthless piece of fucking shit!

When you start hearing news reports about people being drug out of their cars and having their phones shoved into their mouths and then literally kicked through the back of their fucking heads, you'll know I've reached my limit and I'm not taking it any more.  Get off your phones, people!  There are other people on the road, it's not just you, and I'm fucking SICK AND TIRED of having to serve to avoid an accident because yet another fucking clueless shitstain was too busy yakking away to pay attention to the road.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Whereupon people like to call me racist

Facts don't lie, facts don't care about your skin tone, and facts to Liberals are like crosses to Vampires.

Blacks constituted 62 percent of all robbery defendants in America’s 75 largest counties in 2009, 57 percent of all murder defendants and 45 percent of all assault defendants, according to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, even though blacks comprise only 15 percent of the population in those counties. 
In New York City, where blacks make up 23 percent of the city’s population, blacks commit three-quarters of all shootings and 70 percent of all robberies, according to victims and witnesses in their reports to the NYPD. Whites, by contrast, commit less than 2 percent of all shootings and 4 percent of all robberies, though they are nearly 34 percent of the city’s population. 
In Chicago, 80 percent of all known murder suspects in 2015 were black, as were 80 percent of all known nonfatal shooting suspects, though they’re a little less than a third of the population. Whites made up 0.9 percent of known murder suspects in Chicago in 2015 and 1.4 percent of known nonfatal shooting suspects, though they are about a third of the city’s residents.

I have absolutely no problem saying that I will not live in an area that is majority black.  I will not live surrounded by "ethnic" neighbors.  I don't give a shit about diversity, because diversity is just another word for "third world shithole".

I will not support any program or any person who claims to want to make this country "more diverse", because that just means more crime, more problems and less safety.

Oddly enough, the areas with the most diversity problems are all quite liberal.  I know, right?  Shocker!  Were I to have a black neighbor in a conservative part of the country, I doubt I'd have any worries at all, because there is a much greater chance that person would share the values that I share, and not subscribe to the stupidity and insanity that currently rules most Democrat controlled urban areas.  But since the black population in the USA is nothing more than slaves on the Democrat vote plantation, the chances of any of them moving out to my neck of the woods are rather small.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

My sleep schedule is all jacked up.

Got back way late on Sunday night (actually Monday morning).  Got up and went to work at the normal time.  Screwed my internal clock all to hell.

Oh, by the way, when you're forced to buy a brand new tire for your ride, AND have it mounted at some shop that's not your normal shop?  That costs quite a bit.  Thank God for emergency funds.  And to everyone who leaves bits of metal in the rode for a motorcycle to run over?  Screw.  You.  Assholes.

I may have to get this

It's a Deplorables Bumper Sticker.  On Amazon.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Once again...

Warnings fall on deaf ears.

Never again, yeah right.  Not with Obama McPuttPutt running this country into the ground, and Leftists of all stripe howling for more of the same with Crooked Hillary, who is so decrepit that she can't even stand long enough for a September 11th Memorial without crumbling just as fast as her morals.

Thanks to Obumbler McGolfpants and Crooked Hillary, thanks to all their legions of America-hating supporters, I expect another major attack.  We've already had small ones.  And once again the shrieking, poo-flinging howler monkeys of the Left will blame anything and anybody but their God, their Communist Christ, their Marxist Messiah Obama and his complete and utter destruction of American power here and abroad.

I just hope I'm out of the blast radius.