Saturday, May 17, 2014

Where was Dave today?

I'll give you a hint:

Ooops, sorry.

Been a crazy busy two days.  Forgot to put up a post today or yesterday.  Let me make it up to you.

(NSFW, again)

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Why does the USDA need machine guns?

The US Department of Agriculture just requested .40 Cal S&W Submachine guns.  Why?

According to the solicitation, the Dept. of Agriculture wants the guns to have an "ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding," and a "30 rd. capacity" magazine.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that the military is sworn to protect and defend the US Constitution, while un-elected beaurocrats in the USDA don't have that safeguard.

In short, they know they can't get the military to start firing on civilians, so they're going to get someone else to do so.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

It's called SCIENCE

Dear people who think that melting Arctic ice is going to raise sea levels.

Please take a glass.  Fill it with ice.  Now fill it with water.  Mark the water level in the cup.

Let all the ice melt.

Check your water level.


Tuesday, May 13, 2014

And because it scores traffic...

Let me introduce you to Haiden.  Or Hayden.  Take your pick.

NSFW, got it?


When the level of vitriol aimed at Tim Tebow for being a Christian matches the level of vitriol aimed at Michael Sam for being gay, let me know.  Until then, I'm going to do my level best to ignore the sports anchors all masturbating live on TV about how a gay man just got drafted into the NFL.

You know what?  If Michael Sam weren't gay, he wouldn't have been drafted.

Sorry, but thems the facts.  Sam was a dismal show at the combine.  He had the sixth lowest 40 time out of 200+ combine attendees. Did he even have a pro day?  If so, I didn't see it trumpeted in the news, which means it either did not happen, or was embarrassing to the people pushing the pro-gay agenda.

No, I think the NFL saw Sam dropping in the draft, and made a few phone calls to certain teams and offered a deal.  I don't know what that deal is, and I don't know if we'll ever know what it is.  But Sam wasn't good enough to be draft material.

Oh, and for all of you people sputtering about SEC co-Defensive player of the year?  There's a certain Mr. Jeffcoat who was the Big-12 Defensive player of the year who signed as an undrafted free agent with my Seahawks.  He'd love to have a chat with out about what being the DPotY means to your draft status.

The bottom line is that Michael Sam wasn't very good, and if he were not gay, he wouldn't be in the news at all.

Which is probably why he came out when he did.

There are police helicopters circling my block.


At least they didn't shut down the road this time.

I don't think many of you people understand when I say things like "I want LA to fall off and drown in the ocean" that I am not joking.

Can't come quick enough

Experts predict thousands dead in big LA quake.

Well, that would be my dream come true, don't know about all of you out there.....

I don't think I hated Los Angeles nearly as much as I did before I went on vacation, and spent time in areas where people actually care about someone other than themselves, where the air wasn't brown, where traffic, while heavy, wasn't full of arrogant, selfish pieces of shit.  And then had to come back to Los Angeles.  Gack.

I think that having LA fall off into the ocean would be one of the nicest things California could do for the rest of the country, short of dropping San Fransicko into a deep, dark hole and filling it in with liquid hot magma.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Books, books, books

One of the gifts the Ragin' Mrs. got for me at Christmas was an Amazon Kindle Paperwhite.  No fancy tablet, just a book reader that I could take with me.

Holy hell, have I been using the heck out of that thing.  There are more books at a discount for digital copies than you can shake a stick at.  I think I paid full price for a grand total of four books; all the rest have been on sale, discounted or free.

I'm not going to argue about Amazon vs. Barnes and Noble, because quite honestly I like them both.

If you have someone who likes to read, get them one of these things.  Nook or Kindle, take your pick.  I must have read six books while I was on vacation, and they all fit on my reader.  I didn't have to pack them away at the end, I just archived them off the reader onto my computer.

Yes, I'm finally entering the modern age.

For the record

Eleanor Clift has been a shit-eating Democrat Party apologist douchebag for years.  So to hear something this vile and disgusting come out of her mouth should be no surprise.

There is nothing too low for Eleanor Clift to vomit out of her filthy cock-holster if it might help her Democrat Party masters.  She's a filthy, disgusting, slimy anti-American piece of shit from the word "Go", and always has been.