Saturday, September 24, 2011

Pink Slip Auction

Ladies, this one is for you to bid on.  All money goes towards re-electing Wisconsin Republicans!

This is an auction for the famous “Pink Slip” that was hurled at Representative Robin Vos at the Racine Lincoln Day Dinner by notorious goof ball, Vos-Stalker, protestor Miles Kristan. Without missing a beat, Rep. Vos put the Slip up for auction (proceeds to the Republican party) and I bought it for $100.
Consequently, Mr. Kristan donated, in a very direct fashion, $100 to his arch enemies.
This same guy was recently busted for pouring a beer over Vos’s head at a Madison bar.
In the spirit of True Capitalism, I am putting this piece of Wisconsin political history up for auction. Any PROFITS from this auction will be split between the campaign funds of Robin Vos and Governor Walker.

As the gentleman says, the model is not part of the auction. 

Heading out today

Oktoberfest, don't ya know!

Yeah.  Don't expect much of me.

Friday, September 23, 2011

The New Civility, again

It starts at around 1:44 - "Did you ride Levi like that?  You're mother's a whore!"

What really disgusts me is that no other man penis carrier in that bar beat the living fuck out of those two douchenozzles for treating a woman in such a rude and crude fashion.  I refuse to call any swinging dick who allows that kind of abuse to happen a "man".  A real man would have had that ball-gargling fuck gagging on his own teeth before he could vomit forth another curse at a woman.

So... the debate last night

Who won?

No, I didn't watch it.  No TV, remember?

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Assault on Christianity Continues

Also titled "Fucking Hypocrites in San Juan Capistrano protect Islam and try to crush Christianity in that community."

Compare and Contrast if you will.....

An Orange County couple has been ordered to stop holding a Bible study in their home on the grounds that the meeting violates a city ordinance as a “church” and not as a private gathering.
Homeowners Chuck and Stephanie Fromm, of San Juan Capistrano, were fined $300 earlier this month for holding what city officials called “a regular gathering of more than three people”.
Now, compare that with how San Juan Capistrano deals with the possibility of an insult to Islam:

Reeve reportedly first divulged his dogs’ names, “Muhammad” and “America,” during a September 6 vote on plans for a local dog park.
That’s when some, including fellow councilman Larry Kramer, were rubbed the wrong way, prompting a discussion on proper “decorum” for council meetings to ensue.
“I’m asking for decorum on the dais. Yet if we can’t do that, all is lost,” Kramer said.
Patch adds:
“We are in a position of authority. It’s important we choose our words wisely,” Kramer said. “I hope the council will say this kind of speech is not OK.”

Seems to me that the San Juan Capistrano city council needs to be read the 1st Amendment of the Constitution of the United States.  And then be beaten into a fucking pulp with a clue-by-four.

Music sooths the savage beast

In my case, a sultry brunette with an alto voice and mad musical talent?

Playing live?

Yep.  That'll do.

Yeah, fine, it's "pop" music.  It's still got more talent behind it than 90% of the modern crap out there.

Gimme more.

I don't think people truly understand just how much I love good, live music.  And if I can get a recording of a live performance rather than an over-produced studio mix?  Goodie.

Here's a jazzy little number....

Davey Like.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Oh. Maw. Gawd.

What a clueless fucking retard.  What a narcissistic piece of crap.

For all of GWB's supposed gaffes, he would have never done something like this.  Oh Lord, what the hell has this country foisted upon the world.

You want to know why so many people think that America is a weak, pathetic joke?  Just look at who we elected president.

Gonna piss some people off here

And I'm OK with that right now.  Here's a letter from a retired Chaplain that I received today, and I'm posting it in it's entirety.

Yesterday, September 20th, 2011, a date that will live in infamy, the U.S. armed forces were deliberately and successfully attacked by advocates of the scourge of homosexualism. The elimination of the last vestige of moral restraint on sexual perversion in the U.S. military, commonly known as the "Don't Ask / Don't Tell" (DADT) policy, ushers in a new Orwellian era in which the military leadership of our nation will proclaim the unnatural as natural, the unhealthy as healthy, and the immoral as moral.

In August 2010, before the DADT policy was rescinded by the U.S. Congress and the current President of the United States, I wrote the following in a guest editorial in Stars & Stripes, the private newspaper intended for the U.S. armed forces:

A “nondiscrimination” policy would surely mutate into approval and celebration of the “gay” lifestyle, followed by “affirmative action” recruitment of homosexuals, politically correct ideological indoctrination throughout the armed forces including family members, and, finally, active discrimination against — and persecution of — those who dare to express a dissenting opinion.

We shall soon see whether that prediction was exaggerated or prescient.  May God the Holy Trinity preserve the U.S. armed forces especially in this new Dark Age.
The repeal of DADT was less about "equality" as it was about pushing political correctness onto the Army, with the resultant lawsuits and other legal actions that will follow.  We'll see how much damage the Armed Forces sustain from this.  All I know is that we haven't begun to see the problems yet, because nobody has bothered to actually try to figure those problems out.  Just wait until the first Chaplain preaches his faith, to include advocating against homosexuality, and the lawsuits start to fly.

And before anyone tries to tell me that removing DADT was about "equality", I still cannot shower with the females.  Why not?  Because long ago, people realized that allowing people who are sexually attracted to each other causes problems in a military unit.  But now men who are sexually attracted to me can shower with me in an open bay shower, and I cannot shower with females who I am sexually attracted to.  So it's not about "equality", is it?  No, all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. 

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Your tax dollars at work

$16 muffins.  Sixteen FUCKING DOLLAR muffins at the DoJ meeting in 2009.  $5 Swedish meatballs.  $32 per person snacks.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!

Here's a little info into my work life - part of my job is dealing with government contracts.  Part of my job, until recently thanks to a personnel change, was budgeting for those contracts.  I had to budget down to the friggin' dollar what was going to be spent on food and lodging for upwards of 60 - 180 people for multiple events.

If I had spent $16 on a fucking muffin, I would have been ripped to PIECES during my annual audit, and then I would have been held financially liable for each and every item that wasn't authorized.  I'm  not even allowed to buy COFFEE for the people at my events.  NO SNACKS.  NO REFRESHMENTS.  PERIOD.

You want to cut the government budget?  Let's start holding all these fucking bureaucratic pieces of shit to the same standards that they enforce on me.  No more $16 fucking muffins, that's for DAMN sure.

And you can also be sure that if this one event has come to light, it's been happening all over the place, multiple times.  Fucking government jackasses!  No wonder we're fucking broke! 

One side effect

Of being sick and confined to home, is that you catch up on quite a bit of news.

Now I'm still feeling sick, AND I'm depressed!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Home sick

I guess that's why I was feeling like crap all weekend.

Got a good, clean shave though.  So there's that.

Be a Man!

I've added a section over on the blogroll titled "Be a Man".  There will be more links added to it in due time.  It'll be links that I think men might be interested in, or that they SHOULD be interested in.

I've recently picked up a safety razor, and set the modern cartridge razor aside.  The last time the Ragin' Mrs. and I went to the store to pick up refills for the modern razor we damn near shit kittens at how expensive they are.  My old Gillette Sensor that I got when I was 18 shaved better than all of these modern plastic pieces of junk, but for years I couldn't find the refills for it.  After looking at the prices of every razor refill, and looking at the very inexpensive cost of the razors for a safety razor, I figured I would at least give it a try.  Up front cost for a good safety razor - $40.  Replacement blades?  About 25-50 cents each.  I'll make my money back in a couple of months.

First things first - a safety razor requires that you actually learn how to shave.  Some folks might already know how to actually shave, but I'm willing to bet that most people only know how to slap some chemical glop on their face and scrape it with a cartridge razor.  I already had good shaving soap and a brush, because the chemical glop irritated my skin.  If you don't have a shaving mug, you can get one cheap.  Good soap can be bought without breaking the bank.  I've been shaving with the safety razor for about a week now, and once I got the technique down I get a better shave than I did with the cartridge razors.  It takes a bit more time, so I have to adjust my schedule in the morning.  The real expense is the initial purchase - razor, mug, and brush can cost you anywhere from $60 in total, to upwards of $1,000 if you're buying the primo stuff.  After that, it's just buying soap and razors, which should run you about $10 a month or less.

So anyways - post one on how to be a man:  Learning how to shave again.  There will be more later.