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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

EXPLOSIVE EXPOSÉ !!!! JOHN KERRY AND BOTTLED WATER !!!!

We all know John Kerry has been sliding in the polls.

Well it just gets worse from here!

The folks over at Democratic Underpants have been all over Poland Springs like Michael Moore at a Chinese buffet.

Apparently (or allegedly), the spring water peddling rats have been depleting aquifers.

Bastards.

Now, take a gander at what John Kerry's been drinkin':



In fact, Nestle, who own Poland Springs, have been sued for making false claims about their product.

Also, Nestle has been roundly criticized for their factory conditions and baby formula policies.

And oh yeah, Nestle is headquartered in Switzerland.

Sooooooooooooo...




John Kerry drinks bottled water
that is
produced using enviromentally-deleterious practices
and is
sold by a multinational corporation
that employs
questionable marketing practices
and
whose Chief Profiteers
are
offshore
and
who show reckless disregard for babies
and
workers.




Let's street theater his ass!

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