Well it just gets worse from here!
The folks over at Democratic Underpants have been all over Poland Springs like Michael Moore at a Chinese buffet.
Apparently (or allegedly), the spring water peddling rats have been depleting aquifers.
Now, take a gander at what John Kerry's been drinkin':
In fact, Nestle, who own Poland Springs, have been sued for making false claims about their product.
Also, Nestle has been roundly criticized for their factory conditions and baby formula policies.
And oh yeah, Nestle is headquartered in Switzerland.
John Kerry drinks bottled water
produced using enviromentally-deleterious practices
sold by a multinational corporation
questionable marketing practices
whose Chief Profiteers
who show reckless disregard for babies
Let's street theater his ass!