Shut up and show me your tits, whore

 

Yeah, Tucker is the problem, you cock-gobbling slut.

You first, you bimbo

 Oh look, yet another hypocritical Hollywood bitch flapping her cock-holster about how we all need to stop living in order to save the environment.

Joanna Lumley, whose glamorous high flying lifestyle includes long holidays in Bhutan, the Swiss Alps, and at least one trip on the Trans Siberian Railway, wants ordinary people’s leisure activities and travel to be restricted by a climate rationing system.

I guarantee you that this used up cum dumpster has been using more fossil fuels every year than I have used in my life.  And now she wants to try to lecture the little people about saving the environment.  My.  Isn't that nice.  You want to save the planet?  Stop with the plastic surgery and botox for a bit, let your brain un-cramp, and then repudiate your ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE before you dare to tell me to ration a fucking thing.

Go fuck yourself, you nasty lump of dick-drippings.

CCP Cinema: Why Hollywood Licks The Boot

And I don't watch Hollywood bullshit anyways, but still, it's good to stay informed.

Apparently, they did the Oscars again

And I give less than two shits about it.  One and a half shits, shall we say.  The only reason I pay attention to Hollywood and any of the crap it produces is because I enjoy seeing their decline.  And boy, is it in decline, much to my delight.

I haven't watched a movie in the theaters for....  um....  when did the first Avengers come out?  Because that was the movie.

I haven't watched an actual movie on my computer in about a year, maybe more.  I don't watch TV shows.  Fuck the fucking fuckers.  

I hope Hollywood dies.  And I want them to hurt the entire time.

I feel sorry for the folks who do the grunt work

 I truly do.  I never want someone to lose a job when they haven't done anything wrong.

But I really really hope that Hollywood suffers from this.  Bigly.

Cineworld, owner of the largest chain of theaters in the UK and Ireland and the second-largest in the United States — Regal Cinemas — will reportedly close all its theaters next week, according to Variety, The Sunday Times, and others.

Close 'em down, shut 'em down, keep 'em down.  Aw, poor widdle Hollywood millionaires can't make their millions any more?  Fuck you, die screaming.  Not enough cash to keep the pedophile grooming going on in L.A.?  Fuck you, die screaming.

Is it going to suck for some good people who did nothing wrong?  Yes.  But that's already happening all over this country.  I pass empty storefront after empty storefront as I ride around now, where restaurants and salons and various other businesses used to exist until the government essentially shut down their ability to do business based on bullshit models and government grifters who figured out that keeping people in fear was an opportunity to gain power.  So I want the people pushing the culture ever Leftward to feel the pain that everyone else has been feeling.

Personally, I can't remember the last movie I saw in the theaters.  It's been that long.  The only reason I've seen the last couple of Avengers movies is because Delta had it in their in-flight movie listing, and I had a four-hour flight to sit through.

Let Hollywood strangle.  Maybe that will shift some money away from the people who hate us.

Dear Brits who care: I'm sorry about Meghan Markle

I truly am.  But I wasn't in any position to give advice, otherwise I would have grabbed Harry by the ear, pulled him into a dark ally and told him to run away from the 2nd-rate Hollywood Whore as fast as possible.

No, what Meghan has done is drag with her, across the Atlantic, a garbage truck full of the most emetic US wokeness and deposited it on our front lawns. She has brought with her the infantile identity politics of Hollywood and US campuses, with all its non sequiturs, its bizarre obsessions, its mutual contradictions and its self-evident hypocrisies. The politics of Taylor Swift and Robert Downey Jr. The sort of stuff which, in the end, convinced your people to vote for Donald Trump, as a kind of blessed relief, a form of deliverance.

I was told by a traveler of my acquaintance that Meghan Markle was somewhat popular across the pond, but that was some time ago and things may have changed.  Nevertheless, should Harry tire of schtupping a washed-up actress with all the morals and principles that Hollywood is famous for, I can only say "Sorry, you bought it, you keep it."

We don't want her back.

So the Oscars were last night

Didn't watch.  Couldn't care less.  I know that Crowder did an Oscars show, replete with mockery and drinking games, but my liver can only take so much.  I'm glad we have cultural warriors willing to take the hit.

The thing is, I stopped watching the Oscars a long time ago.  Hell, I was just out of high school, and not really into politics, and even back then I knew that the awards were crap, the show itself was crap, and the entire thing seemed like one big exercise in mutual masturbation that only half of the actual attendees seemed to care about.

Kinda like the Grammies.  When Milli Vanilli won a Grammy, I stopped caring about the entire award.  Forever.  Yeah, yeah, it was revoked when the people who apparently did too much cocaine to notice that guys with thick accents and deep voices could sing perfect English two octaves higher woke up and went "Aw, shit!".  But I didn't care anymore. The Oscars are the same way.  I used to watch a lot of movies.  It was an event for me to go to the theater and see the latest comedy, or action flick. But the Oscar for "best" movie would always go to so crappy film I had never heard of, but that all the right people (read drug addicts, pedophiles and various other creeps) in Hollywood all loved because they were drug addicts, pedophiles and various other creeps.

So yeah.  Stopped watching the Oscars long before I got political, because it was a crappy show that loved crappy movies, and I didn't think they were really worth all that much attention.  So now that all of Hollywood is "woke" and loves to tell me how much they hate me because I'm a conservative male, traditional Catholic, and mostly white?  That just gives me even more incentive to not watch a damn thing.  And I mean not watch a damn thing.  The last time I was in a movie theater was for the Second Hobbit movie.  When did that come out?  2014?  2015?  And we went because someone had given us a gift certificate for that theater chain.  The last time I actually PAID to see a movie?  I think it was Avengers Age of Ultron, at the second run theater when I was on Vacation.  Other than that?  Nope.  I don't watch the work of people who hate me.

So, I don't care who won best picture, or actor, or whatever.  And judging from what I see around the country, there's vastly more people who feel the way I do than not.

Yeah, pretty much

Just go naked next year for the Golden Globes.

I didn't watch the Golden Globes. I'll admit it. I would rather sit through a concert of second-graders playing the recorder than force myself to watch Hollywood weirdos give themselves awards. However, news from these stupid events is inescapable. I was surfing Twitter last night when I was assaulted by this image of some THOT I don't know trying to squeeze her nipples into this dress that looks like it was designed by Edward Scissorhands.

Given that I don't watch TV, and to me "Golden Globes" are when a young, non-anorexic Angelina Jolie went naked in "Gia", I'm pretty much of the opinion that Hollywood actresses could go naked all day long and I still wouldn't really give a shit.  This is why the PoundMeToo movement pretty much went nowhere.  Normal Americans aren't going to take the moral lead from a group of people who are practically responsible for 50% of the STDs in America.  Not only that, but we all know they're a bunch of hypocrites.

That they go from "Stop Objectifying me!" to "Look how this dress barely covers my tits!" gives normal people whiplash from watching it.

It's hard enough to translate a book into a movie

But if your goal is to stuff it full of as many liberal, PC, SJW messages as possible, you're just going to ruin it.  Which is why A Wrinkle In Time is A Waste Of Time.

A yellow brick backyard pathway and an otherworldly twister (neither from the book) presumably are attempts to evoke “The Wizard of Oz,” which is like slapping Ferrari decals on a 1971 Pinto. Also, forget about giving what should have been called “A Waste of Time” a pass because it might be good enough for kids. “A Wrinkle in Time” is so unconvincing, uninvolving and unlikeable that expecting even small children to enjoy it seems cruelly condescending.

The real title of this movie should have been "A SJW Message that Never Ends".

A female character known as the Happy Medium in the book is now male (Zach Galifianakis). Calvin’s abusive mother is now an abusive father. Meg’s father has been missing for four years instead of two. A character transforms into a flying green leaf-creature instead of a winged white centaur. Instead of taking place in an imposingly grim office building, an encounter with the evil “man with red eyes” (Michael Peña, known here simply as Red) takes place on a sunny, umbrella-crowded beach. 

The movie completely ignores L’Engle’s creepy description of the book’s main villain as an oversized, disembodied brain. Even the ending is altered — mild spoiler alert — by having Meg rely upon another character’s feelings toward her, instead of triumphing solely by expressing hers toward him.

I loved the book.  Shouldn't have been a shock there.  I hate seeing books turned into movies, because even the best movie can't capture everything that a book puts forth.  But I'll be passing on this disaster.  I have better things to do than be preached at by a hypocritical Hollywood hack.

Watch the Oscars? Fuck no.

I don't need to be lectured by a bunch of hypocritical, amoral shitstains on America's under-oos.  Besides, when Gary Oldman thanks America during his Oscar speech and the crowd sits on their hands, they can all get fucked.  I don't need to question their patriotism.  THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY OF THAT VIRTUE.  Really, they don't have ANY virtues, so it's not a big shock.

With very few exceptions, the vast majority of Hollywood could all disappear tomorrow, and the world would be better off.

Well, that explains it

I've often wondered why Cara Delevingne was a lesbian.  I mean, hot girl, famous, could have any guy she wants, and goes muff diving.  Turns out that 'ol Harvey Weinstein was attempting to be the fatty meat in a Delevingne sammich.  If that doesn't turn you off from guys forever, I just don't know what would.

Will Harvey Weinstein help bring down Hollywood?

I doubt it.  There are too many perverts, creeps, degenerates and flat out rapists in power and in control.  But it sure is fun to watch them squirm for a bit.

Seydoux says she saw Weinstein making similar moves on a young actress at a subsequent event. “That’s the most disgusting thing,” she writes, “Everyone knew what Harvey was up to and no one did anything. It’s unbelievable that he’s been able to act like this for decades and still keep his career.”

The heads of Hollywood have done something I had previously thought impossible - they have made me think even LESS of Hollywood in general.  I didn't think my opinion of Hollywood and the entertainment industry could get any lower.

Hollywood is always good for hypocrisy

Someone flew his eyebrow artist 7500 miles to do his friggin' EYEBROWS for the Oscars.

That's about ten gazzilion times more CO2 for EYEBROWS for one night than I put out all year.

Screw Hollywood, and any Hollywood star that wants to lecture me on my carbon footprint can to fuck themselves with a running chainsaw.

More movies I don't have to waste money on

"Star Wars: Rogue One writers get political"

When I hear that some empty-headed dipshits out in Hollywood are "getting political", I automatically know that some leftist bullshit is getting thrown.  Since these Red Diaper Doper Babies have put their diaper pin through the Rebel Alliance symbol to show...  something or other....  I'm going to treat them as they deserve to be treated and not spend a single dime on their movie, on their merchandise, or anything related that would put my coin in their pocket.

Fuck 'em and feed 'em fishheads.

Who the hell is Gigi Hadid?

Is she famous for anything other than having tits and ass?

No?

Then I don't give two shits about her opinion.

I consume very little from Hollywood

I don't have a TV in the house, we don't go to movies at the theater, and I mostly avoid the crap that comes out from the Left Coast.  So when Joss Whedon goes on an epic rant about how Trump shouldn't be allowed to be president, well...  that kinda makes me sad, because Whedon is one of the few directors in Hollywood that makes movies I like.

Oh well.  Fuck Joss Whedon and his movies.

I think I understand now why Firefly only made it one season.  Whedon didn't know what he had.  He literally had no idea what he held in his hands, because the very concepts that drew people to the show were foreign to him.

Dear Rose McGowan

You were a moderately successful, somewhat talented actress.  You haven't made anything worth watching in years.  You are most famous for dating noted Satanist and shock-rocker Marilyn Manson and wearing a dress that allowed your tits and ass to hang out.

So please, tell me just why you think you're qualified to make statements such as "Trump is murder in the making".

Or better yet, don't.  Just shut up, show me your tits, and go back to whatever obscure crap you've been doing these days.  I don't need to be lectured on anything by some amoral Hollywood dumbass who thinks that "Here There Be Dragons" is printed on maps between the I-5 and I-95.

I'm willing to bet that you knew this

But I'm even MORE willing to bet that Hollywood knew this, and covered it up because they either approved of it or they were doing the same thing.

Well..well..well. It turns out Michael Jackson was a sick, demented pedophile after all. I bet the people crying in the streets, clamoring for his acquittal feel pretty disgusted right about now. The details are worse than anyone could have imagined. 

On Monday RadorOnline reported on never-before-seen reports from the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department detailing what they discovered during a 2003 raid on Wacko Jacko's love nest at Neverland Ranch. The King of Child Porn was hiding seven collections of pornography depicting teenage boys. There were also disturbing images of adult and child nudity, child torture, sadomasochism, and female bondage. Books featuring nude young boys and gay men were showcased in his master bedroom, in the arcade room, and in the master bathroom and were used to "groom" his victims to lower their inhibitions so they could be molested, investigators say.

Michael Jackson was a demented pervert who liked to have sex with little boys.  We all know this.  It was a running gag for years.  People still paid to see his concerts.  Hollywood still protected their boy, just like they defend Roman Polanski, who drugged, raped and sodomized a 14 year old girl.

I don't know just how more blunt I can be - the people who put out filth, crap, and degenerate trash on TV, that you welcome into your home every single day, are the people who defend these perverts and perpetrate even more buggery than you will ever know about.

Do yourself a favor.  Toss out your TV.  Get rid of it.  If you have kids living in your house, then don't wait, do it right now.  Throw it in the trash.  And start buying books, and telling your kids that they can read all they want to, but don't ever put a TV back into your house.  We tossed ours years ago, and our lives have been better for it.

But anyways....  Michael Jackson, demented pedophile pervert.   But you already knew this.

Charlie Sheen is HIV positive?

And has been for years?

Stipendia enim peccati, mors.

The Wages of Sin, is Death.

Now we get to see just how tangled the web of Hollywood hijinks truly is, don't we?

Nice.... erm.... uh....

I can't even use Mark Alger's preferred comment to respond to this pile of crap from an over-tanned bleach blond bimbo.  Not only are those over-inflated silicone sacks NOT nice, but she's only "attractive" if you're into plastic-surgeon stretched skin and and a look that says she could be outwitted by a wet sack of catshit.  So she's perfect for California, but for any place that values a little common sense?  Not so much.

But still, since there's really nothing that can be said to Ms. O'Day that she could learn from (being that she's probably incapable of learning much at all) it's better than nothing:  Nice tits.