Everywhere I've lived, there are drivers who you just learn to avoid. You see them coming, you turn. You make sure you have the right of way, because you know for certain these self-absorbed, narcissistic assholes don't give a shit about anything but themselves and whatever their phones are saying right at that moment.
In Seattle, it was BMW and Volvo drivers.
In Los Angeles, it was white Mercedes (especially with a Mediterranean-looking woman behind the wheel), and, of course, BMW drivers.
In Richmond, it was any red vehicle being driven by a black woman (the larger the woman, the worse the driver). And BMW drivers.
In Mississippi it was pretty much everybody, but the worst drivers were the ones driving late-model sedans with 22-inch rims. And BMW drivers.
Now that I'm in Salt Lake City? It's a whole slew of people, but the ones who stand out for their jaw-dropping moments of fuckwittery are Subaru drivers and BMW drivers.
Notice a trend?
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside.
This post may or may not have anything to do with my current commute. And yes, the moment I see you driving a BMW, I know you're a fucktard.