Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Why The Modern Press Is Worthless

ABU GHRAIB! ABU GHRIAB! AMERICAN HEGIMONY! OH, THE HUMANITY! PICTURES EVERYWHERE! AWFUL AMERICANS! BAD AMERICANS!

Chemical Weapons found in Iraq? Meh.

By the way, tests have confirmed that it IS sarin gas that was in the artillary shell. Hmmmmmmmm, let see, we have an artillary shell filled with Sarin gas, terrorists intercepted with chemical weapons on the Syrian/Jordan border... where could all those WMD have come from? Nah, you don't think......

Actually, if you honestly believed that Saddam never had WMD, you already have proven that you don't think.

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