Friday, October 14, 2011

Are there any real men in Boston?

Because when a woman gets spit on by a bunch of fucking dirty hippies, you need to beat their fucking asses like a drum, until they wake up in a hospital and drink their dinners through a fucking straw for six months.

There's your fucking PSA.

No, I'm not in a good mood.  Stop fucking asking.

Another reminder

That Obama has got to be the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER WHO EVER SAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Yeah!  All you fucking Leftist pieces of shit who go on and on about how Obama is so fucking smart....

WHEN THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO ACT SMART????

I can't believe that this dumb fucking cockholster is polluting the Oval Office!  THANKS A FUCKING LOT, YOU DEMOCRAT SHITHEELS!

Broken

I got nothing.  Sorry.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

What to call the "Occupy....

fill-in-the-blank-city-here groups?  Occupy WallStreetBostonSeattlePortlandStLouisandeverywhereelse just seems a bit unweildy.

Thankfully, our good pal Rivrdog is on it, with the new moniker for the unwashed masses - The Flea Party.

Reference to parasites?  Check.  Reference to the level of hygiene?  Check.  Quick, easy to remember moniker?  Check.

It's a good one.  Use it.  Spread it.

The "value" of education

Look, don't think that I'm some anti-education hick from the sticks.  I'm not.  I firmly believe in an education that will improve you as a person, help you make good decisions in your life, and increase your ability to get a job and earn money.

Problem is, the traditional university doesn't seem to do a very good job of that right now.  Every photo I've seen of the Occupy Wall Street losers and rif-raf has then with their pouty face on, holding a paper whereupon they scrawl their woes that always, invariably crying about their thousands upon thousands in student debt, and how they can't get a job.

Cry.  Me.  A.  River.

Here's part of the problem - college doesn't prepare you for the real world.  I would take a PFC from the Army who's done one tour on Active Duty before I would take a newly minted college graduate.  The PFC knows how to take orders, probably knows how to give orders, can work as a team, work independently, and has the discipline needed to buckle down and get the job done.

Looking at the Occupy Wall Street whiners and hippies, they know how to smoke a bong and complain that people aren't giving them enough free shit.

The other part of the problem - universities and colleges exist not to provide a complete education, but to provide jobs for various professors, administrators, and other groups of people who couldn't get a job in the real world.  Unless you're dealing with the hard sciences, which due to their proximity to reality are less inclined to put up with the kind of bullshit that creates "Womyn's Studies".  I've seen a documentary that was supposed to be about how hard it is for college graduates to find a job, and they interviewed some woman with a degree in Film Studies.

Film.  Fucking.  Studies.

Can anyone tell me just what the number of "Film Studies" jobs are out there?  I'm guessing not a whole lot, but this woman wanted to spend thousands upon thousands of dollars to get a degree in Film Studies, and now she can't find a job?  And this is my fault how?  This is society's fault how?  We're not the ones who made her get a degree in Film Studies.  Had she asked me, I would have told her "Gee, that's a nice hobby, but what are you going to do to get a job?" 

Look, I love history, I'm looking at getting a degree in history, but I don't expect to get a job from that degree.  That degree is for me.  For my personal education, and to make me happy.  Nobody is going to hire me just because I have a history degree.  I need other skills to get a decent paying job, skills which I have because I've lived in the real world while many of my compatriots seem to still be living in a dream world where they get paid what they think they're worth even though they haven't acquired any real job skills.

Oh, and I'll get my degree from someplace other than a traditional brick-and-mortar college.  I don't have enough money to waste on incubators of socialism and groupthink.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Proof that Satan exists and is working to destroy us

Can pretty much be found every time Chuck Schumer opens his fucking piehole.

Yeah, I don't have much right now.  I'm so sick of anti-American traitors like Schumer constantly working to destroy this country, aided and abetted by the Left, who want to tear down the greatest country ever seen.  Not only is Schumer one of the biggest pieces of statist shit ever seen, but the people who keep sending him back into Congress allow him to continue breaking America apart.

I really do think that people like Og are right - there's no voting our way out of this.  The people who want to enslave us must first be removed, before we can ever be free.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

To Quote Mark Styne

Non-Workers of the world, UNITE!  All of these "Occupy (fill in the city)" folks, while providing the far Left something to try to brag about, are proving the stereotype of Leftist losers to be correct.  Go look at the picture of that girl at Insty's post.  Pink hair.  Pierced lips and nose.  Some sort of sores around her mouth.

Yeah, yeah, tell me all about Freedom of Expression and "being an individual" and blah blah blah the same bullshit I've heard for years.  If I was a business owner, would I want THAT to be the face that greets my customers?  Is that the first thing I want my customers to see?  No, it's not.  Take that ring out of your nose.  Remove the metal from your face before you try to talk to my customers.  Figure out little things like, oh, hygiene, so that when potential customers walk through the door they are NOT thinking "herpes or meth?" to themselves, like I did when I first saw the photograph.

If you want to be paid a respectable wage, you had better try to look respectable.  Look like a McDonalds fry cook, and chances are that's the kind of job you'll get.  When I finished my first stint in the Army, I bought a couple pairs of nice slacks, some good shirts, and a sports jacket.  I wore a coat and tie to every interview I had.  I was a professional, and I both looked and acted like one.  I was offered a job at every place I interviewed, and I picked the best one.

I did NOT have metal sticking out of my face.  My hair was it's natural color.  And more than anything, I expressed what I could bring to the company.  I didn't act like a petulant brat.

Then again, that's probably why I'm still employed, working on getting promoted, and NOT "occupying" Wall Street with anything except my retirement fund.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Born that way?

So, let me make a long story short - yesterday, I was in a house that featured a lesbian and a "trans-gender" female.  The two were obviously romantic.  And this one example destroys the entire facade of homosexuals being "born that way".

IF, and that's a big IF, we accept the argument that a homosexual is born that way, we have to then look at the transgender female, who was a man, changed his gender to female because he/she/it was "born in the wrong body", and then became a lesbian.

So in short, she was a lesbian trapped in a man's body, who is now an actual lesbian.  Folks, that's not natural, that's a stand-up comedian routine.  This trans-gendered person still has the same urges that he/she/it did when the body in question had a penis.  He/She/It is still attracted to the female gender.  The only difference now is that he/she/it is now classified as "female" and so he/she/it is now a "lesbian".  Scorn quotes deliberately placed around that last one there.  A guy attracted to women is not a lesbian, even if he's so mentally screwed up that he has a surgeon take off his penis.  A self-mutilating mental disorder doesn't make one a lesbian.

Did that piss anyone off?  Good.  Maybe next you can get pissed off about a culture that celebrates self-mutilation that way. 

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Rosary

October for the Catholic Church is the month of the Holy Rosary.  I know I've posted this song before, but it's beautiful enough to warrant another round.



I wanted to post one of the few "newer" songs that I like, but I couldn't find one with decent enough quality to sound good on a computer.  So if you happen to run across a rendition of "Hail Mary, Gentle Woman" that you can listen to, take a moment and just enjoy it.

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Cider Pressed

Had a friend who offered to let me clean all the pears off a tree in his backyard.  Naturally, I accepted.  This left the Ragin' Mrs. and I with a conundrum - what do you do with a bushel of pears?

Make pear cider.

So, the Ragin' Mrs. set about finding a cider press.  We looked at making our own, but the cost in supplies and time would be more than if we just found a decent press at a local antique shop.  We eventually found one, and set about getting ready to press some pear cider.  A few repairs to the squeezer board later, we have five gallons of pear cider sitting in a fermentation bucket.  Add in one package of Munton's Premium Gold brewing yeast, put the lid on, and now we wait.  This should end up at about 5% ABV, so it's not going to be a high-octane brew, just a very, very tasty one.  My office has so many different projects brewing that it smells alternately like cherries, pears, or ginger depending on which batch just let loose some CO2.

Friday, October 07, 2011

Down with Evil Corporations!

Haw!

Oh Holy Hell

The Democrat shitheels who control the Senate are so desperate to avoid voting on Obama's jobs bill that they changed the rules of the Senate to prevent the Republicans from bringing it up to a vote.

Holy fuck.  Holy fucking corrupt pieces of god-damned worm shit Democrats, Batman!  Those worthless fucking anti-American communist fuckhead Democrats, lead by the head parasite Harry Reid, are so afraid of voting on Obama's bill that they went nuclear to prevent the Republicans from bringing it up for a vote.

This is the same senate that has failed in it's duty to pass a budget for over 900 days.  OVER TWO YEARS! TWO FUCKING YEARS OF DERELICTION OF DUTY!  My budget for the program that I oversee has been CUT IN HALF!  The Continuing Resolution Agreement, brought about by a Democrat-controlled Senate that WILL NOT DO IT'S JOB has created havoc throughout the entire military!  AND DINGY HARRY REID FUCKING CHANGED THE FUCKING RULES TO PREVENT FUCKING OBAMA'S FUCKING BILL!

FUCK YOU, REID!  FUCK YOU AND THE ENTIRE DEMOCRAT FUCKING PARTY!  Bring back tar and feathers, NOW!  Every Democrat in the Senate should be fucking tarred and feathered at the earliest possible moment!

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Sarah Palin not running in 2012

As much as I'm disappointed, I can't say I'm surprised.  She was attacked ruthlessly and horribly by the Left, who couldn't stand to see a woman succeed on her own.  She was attacked ruthlessly and horribly by the Right, who couldn't stand to see her expose their crony habits and corruption.  The sheer amount of lies, malice, hatred and evil that Palin had thrown at her would have crushed a weaker individual, but she stood through it.

You know she's not going to just go home and sit by the fire.  She'll be involved, and that can only be a good thing for real Americans.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Thanks for giving people an alternative to Winblows.

He was THE driving force behind Apple Computers.  I'm rather trepidatious about what will happen to the company now that he's gone.

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

OK, so I lied

I DO have something for you today, if only because I want to pass on the stomach-churning stupidity that is "The Lotion Man".  Both of these videos are NSFW, although the second is the worst.  Here we have the lotion man insulting and getting anti-Semitic at the Occupy Wall Street Lunatic's Ball.  




And here is a video of Mr. Lotion Man in what I can only assume is a meth-fueled montage of garbled insanity.  Don't play this if there are kids in the room.



That, ladies and gentlemen, is a proud Obama voter in the flesh!  There is a Wall Street Occupier.  There is the Left, full of sound and fury, idiotic as all hell, brainless, witless, clueless, and THESE ARE THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

Yeah.  Feeling sick?  You're welcome.

Hat tips to Ace of Spades HQ and Breitbart.

Tired, Sore...

Mentally drained.

Sorry, I just don't have anything today.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Obama and the New Black Panther Party

Photos do not lie.

I don't even have to wonder what would have happened if the Mass Media had treated Obama like they treated McCain or Palin.  At this point, the press only functions as a propaganda organ for Obama.  Hell, just compare the Washington Post hit piece on Perry to the Media's actions with Obama.  With Perry, there's no THERE there.  With Obama, there IS a story, there are actions on behalf of Obama that are newsworthy, but the Mass Media is actively working to make sure those stories don't hit the news!

So when I hope and pray for rags like the Washington Post to die a painful death, a la the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, now you know why.  The Washington Post doesn't deserve to be called a News organization any more.  They're just another part of the Obama propaganda machine.

Monday, October 03, 2011

Pure Awesome

The Obama Presidency by the numbers.

A quick, simple graphic representation of just what a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure Obama has been.

Here's the rub, though - you can only all Obama a SCOAMF if you think that he's trying to support and improve this country.  If you begin with the premise that he hates America and wants to see our downfall, well then, he's doing a great job, isn't he?

Hey, remember when I said

That the only time the media pulls it's mouth away from Obama's cock was to attack anyone who might besmirch their Marxist Messiah?

Yeah.

You're going to hear a lot about Rick Perry's land with the rock that shall not be named because it contained the word "nigger" on it.  For the record, the name of the place that Perry's father leased was "Niggerhead".  And the first thing that Perry and his father did when they leased the land was paint over that rock.

They did away with an offensive name.

It's too bad that the Washington Post is so busy trying to defend Obama their God and King that they couldn't even bother doing any kind of real reporting, such as the actions of the Perrys upon leasing the land.  Remember folks, we don't have to fight Obama to win the election.  The SCOAMF has already lost.  We have to fight the Mass Media, who function as nothing but a propaganda organ for the Democrat Party in general, and their God-King Obama in particular.

By the way - the comment that's made me snort coffee out of my nose comes from Bagoh20:

Can't you just see the reporter who found this hidden morsel of history. Like a crackhead combing the carpet for a tiny tiny rock. Just one piece, just one hit. Then "holly shit, I found a rock!" And he proceeds to light up a crumb of Parmesan cheese.

I wonder if Nigerians learned Arabic?

My Spam folder, when I peek into it every now and then, is filled with Arabic script.  I wonder if all those Nigerians have given up on America and are now trying to spam the Arabs?