'Ol Captain Jim has enough heat in this to damn near break my screen.

First, Al. Fuck you. Does the world Loral ring a bell? Been to any Buhuddist Temples lately? People have been convicted of crimes involved with your 1996 reelection campaign. You wouldn't know a moral precept if it woodpeckered up against your sawdust filled, wooden skull.

It only gets better from there.