First up, via The Smallest Minority, comes the Gun Grabbing Communists, er.... the Hoplophobic Fuckwits, no, that's not quite right... What do they call themselves? Elitists Against Anything Explosive no dammit that's not it either... Ummm.... Oh Yeah, the "Brady Campaign" put out it's annual report card for the states that allow guns. Of course, in those gun free meccas of Chicago (599 murders in 2003) and New York (580+ murders in 2003) we've seen just how effective gun control is, haven't we? I'm not going any further with this. These people are nothing but gun-grabbing commies. I mean, let's call a spade a garden tool here. If these people actually wanted people to be safer, they wouldn't oppose guns. They would oppose criminals getting off with a slap on the wrist. Actions speak louder than words, and these gun grabbing communists simply want you disarmed, so that you can't resist them when they start implimenting their policies. Fuck 'em all. Rope - Gun Grabber - Lamppost. Some assembly required.

Now, for those who think that I'm a little overboard on my rhetoric there, why don't you take a gander at this: Criminal breaks into house, steals car keys and house key. Criminal goes back to same house THE VERY NEXT NIGHT, only this time the criminal gets popped by the homeowner. Criminal flees with two bullets in him, and get arrested. HOMEOWNER gets arrested as well. Why? BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHICAGO, AND HE HAD A GUN!

A Wilmette homeowner who shot and wounded an intruder succeeded in driving the burglar out of his house and may have ended a series of cat burglaries on the village's east side, but this week he faces weapons charges that include a local ordinance banning handgun possession.

You stupid plebe! How DARE you have a weapon! How DARE you defend your home! That's reserved for your betters! Now DANCE, monkey DANCE!

Go read that entire article. I've got what Kim du Toit would call a Red Curtain Of Blood going right now. Here's my solution to the gun-grabbing communists. Shoot them all. Then string up their bodies as a warning to ANYBODY ELSE who would disarm law abiding citizens.

Gah. I need to go to the range. And I'm going to print "Brady Campaign" on all my targets.