Dear lord, man.... there are those for whom such attire should not be available. When I become Supreme Ruler of All & Sundry, I shall edict that should your third set of numbers exceed in quantity your first set of numbers ye shall be prohibited from wearing garments that be tight. If your middle set of numbers exceeds both first and third ye shall be prohibited from navel piercings, crop tops and similar items. This shall be the law and the law shall be thus in the interest of public safety.
Just spent most of 2 days in Seattle’s airport.... vote fer me.
I dunno, all the fat girls were wearing what looked to be brightly colored tablecloth, wrapped round and round. And sandals. I shudder to think of what they're leaving behind on the seat.
You ever just walk by gates to various cities and have all of your stereotypes confirmed? When you see a plane disembarking from San Fransicko, and you can smell the patchouli when they open the gate door? Loud, obnoxious people from the East Coast, and damn near every plane from the South is filled with SEC clothing - Alabama, LSU, so on and so forth.
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Dear lord, man.... there are those for whom such attire should not be available. When I become Supreme Ruler of All & Sundry, I shall edict that should your third set of numbers exceed in quantity your first set of numbers ye shall be prohibited from wearing garments that be tight. If your middle set of numbers exceeds both first and third ye shall be prohibited from navel piercings, crop tops and similar items. This shall be the law and the law shall be thus in the interest of public safety.
Just spent most of 2 days in Seattle’s airport.... vote fer me.
I dunno, all the fat girls were wearing what looked to be brightly colored tablecloth, wrapped round and round. And sandals. I shudder to think of what they're leaving behind on the seat.
It was yoga pants & crop tops for the SEA crowd. Easy to find the Fairbanks gate... just look for the biggest concentration of obese women...
Hi Dave!!!
"AND" that "squish-squish" sound their thigh's make when that spandex/lycra rubs together as they walk by!!!!!!!
"OH, MY, GOD!!!!!!!!"
skybill
You ever just walk by gates to various cities and have all of your stereotypes confirmed? When you see a plane disembarking from San Fransicko, and you can smell the patchouli when they open the gate door? Loud, obnoxious people from the East Coast, and damn near every plane from the South is filled with SEC clothing - Alabama, LSU, so on and so forth.
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