It was a yellow alert day yesterday thanks to all the pollen in the air. It'll be another yellow day today. And that means that your humble narrator is hacking up chunks of lung-butter.
It's disgusting. What's worse is that all this congestion eventually turns into an illness that puts me flat on my ass for a few days.
I'll be the guy swigging Airborne like it's whiskey and I'm an old cowboy from the 1880's.