Daytime TV

Diabolical plot, or God's punishment to the sick and infirm?

No wonder I don't watch much TV. It's all CRAP! Jerry Springer? Dear god, can things get any worse? And what the hell is up with soap operas? Do they realize that if they changed all the names to the shows, nobody would notice? It's all the same bad acting and over-cooked plots! Dear god, I've been beating myself over the head with an empty bottle of NyQuil for the past two hours trying to make the bad men stop! Who the hell runs the programming? They need to be taken out back, beaten with a horsewhip, and then shot!

I need more drugs. I'm starting to feel my head again. Ow.