It's official - Utah has the worst drivers

 I saw this news article and just nodded my head.

LendingTree rated the Beehive State last among all 50 U.S. states, noting that it led the nation in speeding infractions while also placing among the top 10 in citations, accidents and DUIs. Utah — which was 22nd on the company's annual list in 2020 and sixth last year — edged out California, Iowa, Wisconsin and Ohio for the dubious top spot this year.

OK, the DUI thing - the limit for DUI in Utah is .05, which is the lowest in the nation.  So if you keep dropping the limit, you're going to end up with more DUIs than other states.  Personally, I think that's sketchy, but welcome to Utah.

As for the accidents, speeding and citations?  Yeah, I can confirm all that.  I would also add in the cell phone usage, blatant disregard for whatever the speed limit is, driving 55 mph in the left hand lane on the interstate, and a whole host of other things.

The drivers here suck.  I blame the influx of people from LA and San Franfreakshow.

GET OFF YOUR &^%(#@ PHONES!

Traffic was jacked up yesterday for miles.  We finally get past a point that has no meaning what so ever, and traffic clears up.  I manage to pass five or six cars that are clogging up the interstate.

They're all on their phones.  Texting.  Talking.  Doing something other than piloting their multi-ton vehicles.

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONES, YOU PATHEIC SACKS OF SHIT!

It's bad enough that I'm surrounded by people who cannot drive on the best of days.  But to compound their idiocy by having mouth-breaking fucktards on their phones makes my blood boil.

Things that are illegal

Such as reaching into a car, pulling the driver out through the window, shoving their phone up their ass and then kicking it into their thoracic region.  That's illegal.  You can't do that.

Which is the only reason why a bunch of drivers today didn't have to go see a proctologist.