Things I never expected to write

 The jabs can cause ulcers on a girl's genitals.  No, seriously.

Each of the girls received the first dose of the vaccine without complications. But all three, within the second day after they got the second dose, started experiencing pain in the genitals. All three children were brought to Mercy Children’s Hospital between June to September 2021 and were diagnosed with vulvar aphthous lesions.

Also known as Lipschutz ulcers, this condition is a very rare, non-sexually acquired condition that even the smartest gynecologists in the world know very little about. Its main symptom is large deep ulcers forming in female genitals. It also causes pain, malaise and fever.

I have nothing to add to that.  Really.  I don't know what to say at this point.