Wednesday, January 05, 2022

Post-retirement income

 I might just make a killing being a sperm donor, what with the refusal to take the jab and all.

Women in New York have started lying about their vaccination status because of widespread perception among men that they are infertile or will bear children with birth defects. 

Ladies, you want a man who can give you non-genetically-modified semen?  Call me.  We can work out a good price.  I'm thinking at least $1k per sample.  

In all seriousness, if you thought that injecting yourself with some unknown crap that literally injects it's own RNA code into your muscles was a good idea, congratulations.  You've probably made it impossible to ever have grandkids.

2 comments:

Hey Booms said...

Charge more if they want to extract it themselves.

Ragin' Dave said...

The wife might actually have a problem with that. But I like the idea!