Went to order cigars yesterday. Guess what I found out? You can't order cigars online and have them delivered to Utah.
No, that's not a joke or a typo.
Also went to Beehive Cigars (best cigar shop in SLC) They had their usual great selection. But their private lounge, where one used to be able to enjoy a stogie? Closed. Permanently. By the Utah Clean Air act.
The loss of a cigar lounge is rather upsetting. The inability to order cigars online is flat out infuriating. The Mrs. and I are appropriately outraged.
However, there's a little town just across the Utah/Wyoming border that has a post office, and where I can obtain a post office box. And given that the Mrs. and I will be visiting this town about once a month (much cheaper prices on alcohol, food, ammunition.... hell, everything) I will be getting said PO box, and I'll have my cigars shipped there. It'll increase the cost of my cigars by about $120 a year, but I figure that's worth it.
I'll not be told that I can't engage in a legal activity by the various nanny-state twatwaffles.