Fuck it hard with a chainsaw. Fuck Black Friday with a baseball bat wrapped in rusty barbed wire. I'm not going out. I'm not shopping, online or in the malls. I am staying home.
I refuse to be part of a greed-driven movement just ONE DAY after we ruminated on what we were thankful for.
I am going to cook up some food, have a drink, and enjoy some time with my wife.