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Monday, March 29, 2010

Get Ready to Die

Obamacare!  Hope!  Change!  Hope you can repeal this bastard before you have to suffer under it!  Go look at that timeline if you're not depressed enough already.  Not only will it kill the economy, it will literally kill people who are on Medicare.  It will kill the private insurance company.  It'll sink hospitals.  It must be repealed, or you will never have decent medical care in this country again.

1 comment:

Isadore "Chilidog" Pike said...

not necessarily the news

Today, in a surprise move, President Obama named Dr. Jack Kevorkian to the post of Senior Czar. He will be in charge of The Department of Diminishing Value (D.D.V.) a newly created department that will be an autonomous cell within the Department of Health and Human Services. In a prepared statement, President Obama praised the work of Dr. Kevorkian saying; "We are fortunate to find a citizen with Dr. Kevorkian's credentials. He has long been a hero of mine and he is true visionary. His pioneering work in preventative medicine will be an enormous asset to the seniors of our great land."
Not much is known about this, until now, secrete department or when Dr. Kevorkian will actually start to work. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said that she, "has been looking forward to the day when the new Department of Diminishing Value can ramp-up and get into full swing. There is so much to get done and Dr. Jack brings a wealth of knowledge to the position."
At this time, all that can be know for certain is the have jurisdiction over the affairs of all persons drawing social security. Secretary Sebelius added this, "It's really a no brainer! We already have all the old people signed up and on record. The next step will be to implement the next phase of reducing the burden on society." She refused to comment further leaving us to only wonder and to speculate.