Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Kerry AWOL

From his job.

A push by Senate Democrats to extend jobless benefits lost by a single vote yesterday - as their nominee-to-be, John Kerry (search), missed the vote while campaigning in Kentucky.

Kerry, the only senator to miss the vote, said he didn't come back to Washington because "we were told that no matter what would happen, [the Republicans] would change a vote in the Senate and they were not going to let it happen."


"Waaaaah! The Republicans were going to be mean, so I took my ball and went home! Waaaah! (whine, snivel, cringe) What a gutless pile of puke. When confronted with his own screw-up, he does what he always does: blames someone else. What a worthless windbag.

No comments: