Kiss my ass!
Tim
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Oh, you have GOT to be kidding!
So the Democrats, the party of whiny spoiled bitches, hasn't conceded yet.
What a surprise.
The crybabies can't do simple math or logic, otherwise they would know that they lost. But I heard John "Faster than a speeding Ambulace" Edwards on TV last night, yelling "WE'RE GONNA COUNT EVERY VOTE!" so I figure they found some bums who would fill out provisional ballots in exchange for a few cigarettes and a fifth of Rebel Yell. I'm betting that at least ONE of those bums holding up the "PLEASEHELP HOMELESSVET WITHKIDS GODBLESS signs really is a Viet Nam vet though, and that's gonna make things interesting.
Maybe that's the problem that Kerry/Edwards is having. They can't find enough bums who are willing to sacrifice what dignity they have left in order to vote Democrat. As it is, I'm betting that a big chunk of the Cincy graveyards have a ballot with the (D) checked off. Same with Cleveland. Still, right now it looks as if Bush is going to win Ohio (once the bums drive off the Democrat pollsters), New Mexico and Nevada, which puts him firmly in the winners seat. He already has a three point lead in the popular vote, something that can't be overcome by Kerry.
So Kerry is going to drag it out, all for what? For nothing. Because he's a deluded narcissistic ego-maniacal shithead who can't believe he lost. I can't believe that he came this close, but that's just me. The upside of this is that the longer he drags it out despite all the evidence against him, the more people will see that he and his party are nothing but shallow, power hungry assholes.
Who also lost seats in the Senate and the House. BOOYAH!
I hope you're in pain, Kerry. Lots of it. I hope your little tin-pot world just came crashing down around your ears. I hope you're curled up in your Boston house with Al Franken stroking your hair, whispering "You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!" while you sob into TerAYzuhs dress like the little nancyboy you are. You lost, Kerry. You and the Ambulance Chaser lost. Now get the fuck out of my government and shut the hell up, you bitch.
When Kerry concedes, I'm gonna be tap-dancing.
What a surprise.
The crybabies can't do simple math or logic, otherwise they would know that they lost. But I heard John "Faster than a speeding Ambulace" Edwards on TV last night, yelling "WE'RE GONNA COUNT EVERY VOTE!" so I figure they found some bums who would fill out provisional ballots in exchange for a few cigarettes and a fifth of Rebel Yell. I'm betting that at least ONE of those bums holding up the "PLEASEHELP HOMELESSVET WITHKIDS GODBLESS signs really is a Viet Nam vet though, and that's gonna make things interesting.
Democrat Shitheel: "Here ya go, Mr.... uh.... Smith. Just fill in that oval next to John Kerry's name and you get the whole bottle!"
Bum: I need a drink to dull the pain firsht.
Democrat Shitheel: "No, you can't have the bottle yet. What pain could you have, you're about to vote Democrat, just like your father!
Bum: My dad's been dead for yearsh...
Democrat Shitheel: And he's been a faithful voter for us that long too. Great guy, your dad. You need to fill in that oval right th.... no, no, that one right the.... dammit, right there!"
Bum: Hey, why won' John Kerry releash his recordsh? Whash he got to hide?
Democrat Shitheel: Uhhhhh......
Bum: An washup with dat wife of his, anyway? Who the hell unlocked the cage on THAT harpy?
Democrat shitheel: Look, are you going to fill in the oval or not?
Bum: You know wha? Keep yer damn bottle. I may be a bum, but I shtill got my pride. And THISH! (whips out silver star and two REAL purple hearts)
Democrat Shitheel: "Damn, you really ARE a Viet Nam vet? Well fuck you then, ya bum! We'll find someone else!"
Bum: (as Democrat shitheel walks out of alley) WHY WON'T HE SHIGN HIS 180 FORM????
Maybe that's the problem that Kerry/Edwards is having. They can't find enough bums who are willing to sacrifice what dignity they have left in order to vote Democrat. As it is, I'm betting that a big chunk of the Cincy graveyards have a ballot with the (D) checked off. Same with Cleveland. Still, right now it looks as if Bush is going to win Ohio (once the bums drive off the Democrat pollsters), New Mexico and Nevada, which puts him firmly in the winners seat. He already has a three point lead in the popular vote, something that can't be overcome by Kerry.
So Kerry is going to drag it out, all for what? For nothing. Because he's a deluded narcissistic ego-maniacal shithead who can't believe he lost. I can't believe that he came this close, but that's just me. The upside of this is that the longer he drags it out despite all the evidence against him, the more people will see that he and his party are nothing but shallow, power hungry assholes.
Who also lost seats in the Senate and the House. BOOYAH!
I hope you're in pain, Kerry. Lots of it. I hope your little tin-pot world just came crashing down around your ears. I hope you're curled up in your Boston house with Al Franken stroking your hair, whispering "You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!" while you sob into TerAYzuhs dress like the little nancyboy you are. You lost, Kerry. You and the Ambulance Chaser lost. Now get the fuck out of my government and shut the hell up, you bitch.
When Kerry concedes, I'm gonna be tap-dancing.
"Undecided" Ohio
I woke up this morning, and I couldn't believe my eyes. After all of the voting was reported for Ohio, most of the media (except for Fox News and NBC) is still calling Ohio "too close to call". CNN's headline right now is "Election still up in the air".
These slimy fuckers are amazing. Here lies CNN, CBS, The New York Times, The AP, and ABC, wounded and bleeding, clinging to their last gasp of hope that John Kerry is going to somehow pull out the election. All of the time has ticked off of the clock, the home team has won the game by two touchdowns, and the referees are still calling the game "undecided".
Ohio is not "undecided". It is a Bush state. Plain and simple. Case closed. End of story. He is leading by 2.5%, or 136,000 votes. John Kerry, no matter how long he waits, no matter how hard the media tries to make it look closer than it is, no matter how big his army of lawyers, cannot make up this margin. He could maybe contest a margin of a few thousand votes, at most.
Kerry has lost Ohio, and it's clear to everybody but Kerry and the media outlets that campaigned for him during the election.
Speaking of "undecided", have you noticed how every major race that is, ahem, "undecided" has a Republican beating a Democrat? Right now, the five "undecided" races are:
1. Bush over Kerry in Ohio, 2.5%
2. Bush over Kerry in Iowa, 1%
3. Bush over Kerry in New Mexico, 1%
4. Murkowski over Knowles in Alaska, 4% (Murkowski winning is a big upset. She was supposed to lose.)
5. Martinez over Castor in Florida, 1%
Why isn't Kerry's 1% victory over Bush in New Hampshire or Wisconsin "undecided"?
By dragging this out, the Liberal media can create the perception that the victory was somehow disputed, or closer than it actually is. By waiting to declare victory for Murkowski and Martinez, they can take some of the sting out of what has been nothing other than a total smackdown in the Senate race. It's the last act of desperation by an institution whose behavior during this election was disgraceful.
These slimy fuckers are amazing. Here lies CNN, CBS, The New York Times, The AP, and ABC, wounded and bleeding, clinging to their last gasp of hope that John Kerry is going to somehow pull out the election. All of the time has ticked off of the clock, the home team has won the game by two touchdowns, and the referees are still calling the game "undecided".
Ohio is not "undecided". It is a Bush state. Plain and simple. Case closed. End of story. He is leading by 2.5%, or 136,000 votes. John Kerry, no matter how long he waits, no matter how hard the media tries to make it look closer than it is, no matter how big his army of lawyers, cannot make up this margin. He could maybe contest a margin of a few thousand votes, at most.
Kerry has lost Ohio, and it's clear to everybody but Kerry and the media outlets that campaigned for him during the election.
Speaking of "undecided", have you noticed how every major race that is, ahem, "undecided" has a Republican beating a Democrat? Right now, the five "undecided" races are:
1. Bush over Kerry in Ohio, 2.5%
2. Bush over Kerry in Iowa, 1%
3. Bush over Kerry in New Mexico, 1%
4. Murkowski over Knowles in Alaska, 4% (Murkowski winning is a big upset. She was supposed to lose.)
5. Martinez over Castor in Florida, 1%
Why isn't Kerry's 1% victory over Bush in New Hampshire or Wisconsin "undecided"?
By dragging this out, the Liberal media can create the perception that the victory was somehow disputed, or closer than it actually is. By waiting to declare victory for Murkowski and Martinez, they can take some of the sting out of what has been nothing other than a total smackdown in the Senate race. It's the last act of desperation by an institution whose behavior during this election was disgraceful.
Valiant Iowa Elephants Elated
BUSH WINS IOWA!!!!!
Iowa ElectTotal: 7 Precincts Reporting: 99%
Name Party Vote
Bush Rep 741,325
Kerry Dem 725,700
Iowa ElectTotal: 7 Precincts Reporting: 99%
Name Party Vote
Bush Rep 741,325
Kerry Dem 725,700
Bush Up by 3,552,280 in the Popular Vote Totals
Precincts Reporting: 98%
Name Party Votes
Bush Rep 58,066,322
Kerry Dem 54,514,042
How shitty of a loser is John Kerry? We're finding out more about that every minute.
Name Party Votes
Bush Rep 58,066,322
Kerry Dem 54,514,042
How shitty of a loser is John Kerry? We're finding out more about that every minute.
Unfortunately This Bit Of Simple Math May Be Challenged By Donks
If the number of extra special donkey flavored ballots-o-hope ARE LESS IN NUMBER than the vote margin Bush is winning Ohio by, THEY WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE TO THE OUTCOME. :)
Wan't To See How Desperate Kerry's Bid For Ohio Is?
Look at New Hampshire:
They are giving him NH no arguments.
And Now Ohio:
They refuse to give this one to Bush.
Kerry's lead in New Hampshire: 10,388 votes
Bush's lead in Ohio: 137,297 votes
As of 6 AM
Bush's lead in Ohio is 13 times larger than Kerry's lead in New Hampshire. Who's challenging where? Mmmm Hmmm. "OH! There's like millions of provisional ballots that went for Kerry. Specifics? Pfffft!" Donks suck ass.
New Hampshire ElectTotal: 4 Precincts Reporting: 95%
Name Party Vote
Bush Rep 313,186
Kerry Dem 323,574
Nader Ind 4,214
They are giving him NH no arguments.
And Now Ohio:
Ohio ElectTotal: 20 Precincts Reporting: 99%
Name Party Vote
Bush Rep 2,793,592
Kerry Dem 2,656,295
Badnarik NP 14,123
Peroutka NP 11,605
They refuse to give this one to Bush.
Kerry's lead in New Hampshire: 10,388 votes
Bush's lead in Ohio: 137,297 votes
As of 6 AM
Bush's lead in Ohio is 13 times larger than Kerry's lead in New Hampshire. Who's challenging where? Mmmm Hmmm. "OH! There's like millions of provisional ballots that went for Kerry. Specifics? Pfffft!" Donks suck ass.
What SPECIFICALLY Is going on in New Mexico?
I hear from the idiot box "They are just sure there should be more turn out." This sounds like instant horse shit. It sounds like, "We've got to manufacture some more votes because we don't like the outcome." Anyone have an explanation of why they are still holding out for more mystery votes? I'm looking for the specifics that the those tasked with reporting the fuckin' news are failing to provide!
The Left Says, "It's Up To BUSH To Heal Divisions Now"
I say to any venom sputtering leftist with the audacity to bray such nonsense:
FUCK YOU! Your lies and bad behavior caused the hurt, it's only fair that YOU do the fuckin' healing....arrogant assholes!
In other news: WE WON! What's that mean to you zombified leftist types? We didn't have ABC NBC SeeBS PBS CNN MSNBC The New York Times and most of Fox News to non stop slam your candidate to do it. Nor did we need a Big Greasy Crap Monster to make a movie slaming your guy. They didn't air our legit 60 minutes style hit on Kerry's anti-war activities. We didn't have to slit your car tires to stop your GOTV efforts. We didn't have to file thousands of phony registrations. We didn't have to bust up your head quarters. We just had to yell past your fuckin' lunacy and rely on the strength of our message. And it worked! And as soon as Kerry decides whether he wants to completely destroy his party or accept his loss, we'll get back to work making the world a better place to live. :)
FUCK YOU! Your lies and bad behavior caused the hurt, it's only fair that YOU do the fuckin' healing....arrogant assholes!
In other news: WE WON! What's that mean to you zombified leftist types? We didn't have ABC NBC SeeBS PBS CNN MSNBC The New York Times and most of Fox News to non stop slam your candidate to do it. Nor did we need a Big Greasy Crap Monster to make a movie slaming your guy. They didn't air our legit 60 minutes style hit on Kerry's anti-war activities. We didn't have to slit your car tires to stop your GOTV efforts. We didn't have to file thousands of phony registrations. We didn't have to bust up your head quarters. We just had to yell past your fuckin' lunacy and rely on the strength of our message. And it worked! And as soon as Kerry decides whether he wants to completely destroy his party or accept his loss, we'll get back to work making the world a better place to live. :)
My Final Thoughts Before Going to Bed
I have to get up for work in two and a half hours, dammit, so here's my 4 AM musings.
The big story is obviously that Bush won reelection. Okay, it hasn't been officially declared by anyone as of 4 AM Eastern time, but it's over. The home team leads by two touchdowns with 1 second left on the clock. It's patently absurd to suggest that Kerry has a chance at winning this.
But as I write this there's another huge story in the making. The Republicans appear to be poised to take 55 Senate seats, leaving the Democrats with only 44. Right now, Murkowski is leading in Alaska by 6% with 80% of the precincts reporting. Thune is leading Daschle by 8,900 votes with 99% of the votes in. . The Republican won by 70,000 votes in Florida and has declared victory. The Democrats still have some hope for a few seats in which they are trailing, but it's very dim. This is a smashing victory -- a bitchslap of epic proportions, if it holds true.
The President has won the popular vote majority for the first time in 16 years. He has increased the party's seats in the Senate and House while wining reelection for the first time in at least 40 years. The media is going to point out that his popular vote margin of 3% is small, but when you combine it with the seats gained in Congress, this is what is scientifically known as a "mandate". This is a big-ass mandate.
I think that there are many reasons why this may have happened, but one of them stands out to me the most. Two words. Angry Left. The Democrats sold their souls to win this Presidential election. They tried every imaginable tactic to defeat George W. Bush. The sided with the scum of The Earth to tear down George W Bush. While they were able to damage the President, they alienated over half the country in the process. The lunatics have taken over the Democratic asylum, and until they fix that problem, this trend will continue.
So I would like to say "thanks". Thank you, distinguished members of the Angry Left. Thank you for making complete assholes out of yourselves and in the process, embarrassing the Democratic party. Thank you for exposing Howard Dean and Michael Moore as lunatic extremists. Had it not been for you, America might have been fooled into thinking that the Democrats had some kind of sensible platform based upon solid ideology. Thank you for carrying around those signs with the Hitler mustache on Bush's face, and for spraying your acidic semen all over our comments section and that of the other Conservative blogs on the internet. Thank you for being victims of your own free speech. We couldn't have done it without you.
The big story is obviously that Bush won reelection. Okay, it hasn't been officially declared by anyone as of 4 AM Eastern time, but it's over. The home team leads by two touchdowns with 1 second left on the clock. It's patently absurd to suggest that Kerry has a chance at winning this.
But as I write this there's another huge story in the making. The Republicans appear to be poised to take 55 Senate seats, leaving the Democrats with only 44. Right now, Murkowski is leading in Alaska by 6% with 80% of the precincts reporting. Thune is leading Daschle by 8,900 votes with 99% of the votes in. . The Republican won by 70,000 votes in Florida and has declared victory. The Democrats still have some hope for a few seats in which they are trailing, but it's very dim. This is a smashing victory -- a bitchslap of epic proportions, if it holds true.
The President has won the popular vote majority for the first time in 16 years. He has increased the party's seats in the Senate and House while wining reelection for the first time in at least 40 years. The media is going to point out that his popular vote margin of 3% is small, but when you combine it with the seats gained in Congress, this is what is scientifically known as a "mandate". This is a big-ass mandate.
I think that there are many reasons why this may have happened, but one of them stands out to me the most. Two words. Angry Left. The Democrats sold their souls to win this Presidential election. They tried every imaginable tactic to defeat George W. Bush. The sided with the scum of The Earth to tear down George W Bush. While they were able to damage the President, they alienated over half the country in the process. The lunatics have taken over the Democratic asylum, and until they fix that problem, this trend will continue.
So I would like to say "thanks". Thank you, distinguished members of the Angry Left. Thank you for making complete assholes out of yourselves and in the process, embarrassing the Democratic party. Thank you for exposing Howard Dean and Michael Moore as lunatic extremists. Had it not been for you, America might have been fooled into thinking that the Democrats had some kind of sensible platform based upon solid ideology. Thank you for carrying around those signs with the Hitler mustache on Bush's face, and for spraying your acidic semen all over our comments section and that of the other Conservative blogs on the internet. Thank you for being victims of your own free speech. We couldn't have done it without you.
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
My local results so far
Well, Patty "I want to be bin Laden's bitch" Murray has won re-election against George Nethercutt. That's pretty much expected, unfortunately. She's a shallow, socialist, kool-aid drinking Democrat, and this area tends to vote mindlessly. Yet another reason I'm getting the hell out. The WA race for governor is too close to call. The AG position, which was up between a lawyer (R) and a shrieking harpy (D) is up in the air as well. I don't know if we actually win in either case, but I voted against the shrieking harpy. If you don't live in Washington state, you don't have to worry about it. Right now, Bush has 269 electoral votes, which means a tie at worst. A tie goes to the House, which should be controlled by Republicans.
Let's hope.
And it might surprise my trolls, but I did not vote a straight party ticket. There are several Democrats in Washington state who not only are in a better position to do the job, but have better credentials and are honest and trustworthy enough to do the job. There were at least two (D)s on my ballot.
But that's the difference between conservatives and liberals. Conservatives want the best person for the job. Liberals just want whoever parrots their party line, no matter what the truth or facts are.
Oh, and just so you know, I've been so stressed tonight that I've consumed more scotch than any other time than my wedding celebration.
UPDATE: Since Bush has 269 electoral votes and the popular vote locked up the only hope for Democrats is to win the electoral vote and lose the popular vote.
Which means that every drooling dipshit fucking idiot barking moonbat who was screaming about the electoral college four years ago is now feverently praying for an EC victory.
The slimy, gutless, spineless, dictator coddling, terrorist felching, worthless Democrats could actually be saved by a constitutional process that they were sneering at a few months ago. Just another example of why the Democrats are the party of the worthless, the idiots, the mindless, the kool-aid drinking syncophants, the babbling morons, the parasites on society.
I know that there are people out there who are pledging to support whoever wins the Oval Office. I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I can't support a traitor like John Kerry. I can't support anyone who comes back from a war and stabs the US troops in the back. I can't support anyone who gives propaganda to our enemy. I can't support anyone who has flat out lied as much and John Kerry. I can't support anyone who hides his military record as John Kerry.
If John Kerry gets elected, I will do everything and anything in my power to expose him as the worthless fucking piece of shit that his is. Fuck that pledge. I can't support a worthless fucking shitsmear on the bedsheets of humanity.
If John "I'm a fucking communist whore" Kerry wins, then the fight has only begun.
It's almost midnight, and I have to work tomorrow. I'm heading to bed. If I don't wake up to a Bush victory tomorrow, then I'm locking and loading.
Let's hope.
And it might surprise my trolls, but I did not vote a straight party ticket. There are several Democrats in Washington state who not only are in a better position to do the job, but have better credentials and are honest and trustworthy enough to do the job. There were at least two (D)s on my ballot.
But that's the difference between conservatives and liberals. Conservatives want the best person for the job. Liberals just want whoever parrots their party line, no matter what the truth or facts are.
Oh, and just so you know, I've been so stressed tonight that I've consumed more scotch than any other time than my wedding celebration.
UPDATE: Since Bush has 269 electoral votes and the popular vote locked up the only hope for Democrats is to win the electoral vote and lose the popular vote.
Which means that every drooling dipshit fucking idiot barking moonbat who was screaming about the electoral college four years ago is now feverently praying for an EC victory.
The slimy, gutless, spineless, dictator coddling, terrorist felching, worthless Democrats could actually be saved by a constitutional process that they were sneering at a few months ago. Just another example of why the Democrats are the party of the worthless, the idiots, the mindless, the kool-aid drinking syncophants, the babbling morons, the parasites on society.
I know that there are people out there who are pledging to support whoever wins the Oval Office. I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I can't support a traitor like John Kerry. I can't support anyone who comes back from a war and stabs the US troops in the back. I can't support anyone who gives propaganda to our enemy. I can't support anyone who has flat out lied as much and John Kerry. I can't support anyone who hides his military record as John Kerry.
If John Kerry gets elected, I will do everything and anything in my power to expose him as the worthless fucking piece of shit that his is. Fuck that pledge. I can't support a worthless fucking shitsmear on the bedsheets of humanity.
If John "I'm a fucking communist whore" Kerry wins, then the fight has only begun.
It's almost midnight, and I have to work tomorrow. I'm heading to bed. If I don't wake up to a Bush victory tomorrow, then I'm locking and loading.
We Win!
Wish I had more time to type, but there's only one winner declared thus far - us. I admit I got a little misty-eyed and tremble-lipped when I voted today. It truly is a privilege and an honor. I shook the hands of the Kerry staffers outside the polling place as I left.
Told 'em: "I voted for the other team."
They said: "That's okay."
I said: "We're lucky, aren't we?"
They said: "Yes we are."
I said: "Have a good day, but (grinning) a bad night."
They laughed.
"You too," they said.
And another thing: Fuck you, Osama.
Told 'em: "I voted for the other team."
They said: "That's okay."
I said: "We're lucky, aren't we?"
They said: "Yes we are."
I said: "Have a good day, but (grinning) a bad night."
They laughed.
"You too," they said.
And another thing: Fuck you, Osama.
Where Are We Getting Our Updates From Today - A Guess
When we get updates throughout the day I'm guessing we are going to get exit polling and precinct reports from large metropolitan areas because news organizations set up shop in larger venues. I'm sure we'll get reporting from some smaller precincts, but the gist of it will be from the big ones. That is BOUND to favor Democrats. The more people you cram into a small swath of land the more likely they are to be Democrats. All animals lose it when you smash them together and stack them on top of one another. Have some faith:
Keep perspective. :)
Exit poll mania spread through media and campaign circles Tuesday afternoon after first wave of morning data showed Kerry competitive in key states.... National Election Pool -- representing six major news organization -- shows Kerry in striking distance -- with small 1% lead -- in Florida and Ohio, sources tell DRUDGE... [But early 2000 exit polls showed Gore +3 in Florida; showed Gore-Bush even in CO [Bush won by 9], 2000 exits showed Gore +4 in AZ [Bush won by 6]... Exits Senate races: Thune +4 Castor +3 Burr +6 Bunning +6 Coburn +6 Demint +4 Salazar +4...
Keep perspective. :)
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