So Stupid only a University Student would say it

Saw this on the old intertubes:

I'm sure that some dipshit thinks that he just came up with something witty.  But my immediate response was simple: 

We asked for all those things to come here, and they call came here LEGALLY.  Then they assimilated themselves into American society.  Unlike the border-hopping criminals currently demanding citizenship simply because they could walk across the Rio Grande.

This is the kind of brainless idiocy currently running our country.  Blah.