Saturday, January 29, 2011

Things that confuse Dave

When I walk into a public restroom, and I spot a toilet with one of those little toilet seat cover dispensers right next to it, and yet someone has felt the need to deforest several acres to supply the toilet paper that they've used to cover the toilet seat, the toilet, the walls, the rails, and the flush handle

Folks, just bring a little bottle of hand sanitizer with you, and wipe the toilet seat down.  Done.  There's no need to employ multiple logging companies just so you can prepare a public throne for you to crap on.

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