"This call is to notify you that your VISA card account has been suspended. For information or to speak to a representative, press 1"Uh huh. Bull-fucking-shit. But just to confirm it, I press "1" and I hear:
"Please enter your 16 digit VISA card number"
The sad part is that I could see some poor confused granny falling for this. And that makes me want to hunt these cheese-dicked fuckheads down and beat them to death with their own limbs. The limbs that I tear off of their bodies. The more I deal with humanity, the more I wonder if there's any hope for humanity. More and more, the answer I come up with is "Nope".