Two words: Borrowed firearm.
A bunch more words: I HAD TWO FUCKING DEER IN MY SIGHTS AND THE FUCKING GUN DIDN'T FUCKING WORK! Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, the first deer was TWENTY FUCKING FEET AWAY! I could have THROWN the fucking gun at it and hit it in the fucking HEAD! The cap went off, but the powder didn't catch. And I had double and triple-checked the damned nipple on it to make sure it wasn't blocked.
Gah. I'm going to be upset about this all fucking year, until the season opens next November.
Bambi will be my bitch!