You just might be Liberal if...

• You think that three years later, it's somehow still the Government's responsibility to provide housing and benefits to people whose homes were destroyed by a flood in New Orleans.
• You think that the best way to create national unity is to continually focus on racial inequality and permit self-defining "victims" to determine social policy.
• You think fighting global warming is more important that fighting global hunger.
• You think it's the United States' job to fight global hunger.
• You think that killing children with bombs and guns is a terrible crime, but using a scalpel or a syringe is an inalienable right.
• You think that race shouldn't be an issue unless it benefits minorities.
• You think that there is still a "legacy of slavery" that can only be overcome through more social spending.
• You fail to realize, remember, or acknowledge the part that Africans played in the early 1800's sustaining the slave trade. Or that it was white middle class males that ended slavery in the United States.
• You think that teachers should be able to discuss their sexuality with their students, but not their religion.
• You think having an unpopular opinion constitutes a "thought crime."
• You think having a "sex fair" in a public park is protected speech, but having a Bible study in a public library isn't.
• You think that it is better for children to be taught "values" and life skills taught by a government that can't even balance it's own checkbook, than by their parents.
• You think that if someone doesn't see it your way, they just must not really understand the issue.
• You think that gun laws prevent violence. That just one more social program will stop drug use, unwed pregnancies, drive-by shootings or suicide...
• You think that higher taxes is good for the economy.