The disgusting pervert responsible for the Backstreet Boys and 'NSync has died.
I remember listening to an interview by one of the guys from 98 Degrees, who flat out admitted that Lou Pearlman wanted his boy bands to basically run around his studio naked. He created boy bands because he loved to surround himself with teenage boys, who he would try to fondle.
So that's multiple strikes against him - he was a pervert, AND he was responsible for two bands that helped lower the musical culture of this country down to unfathomable levels.
They don't know the cause of his death. I dunno, maybe because he looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if Hoffman ate nothing but doughnuts covered in lard on a daily basis? Huh. It's a mystery.
In any case, Terpsichore is smiling right about now. The first person who identifies that reference without looking it up gets a full refund for the cash they paid to read this site.