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Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Yet another mangina opens their pie-hole and spews....

Well, I'll let you figure out what a mangina spews out.  This ought to help you with your deliberations.

OMG!  A WOMANZ WUZ HURT AT A BASEBALL GAME!!!!  BAN ALL THE THINGS!!!!!  SOMEONE FELL AT A BASEBALL GAME!!!!!!  BAN IT!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAN IT!!!!!!!

Hello, douche-bag idiots?  It's a BASEBALL GAME!  Things fly at a game!  Tiny, leather-wrapped balls fly at 90+ towards someone holding a piece of hardwood who tries to hit that ball.  Physics being what they are, at some point, one thing or another is going to fly into the stands.

If you don't want to take the risk of being hit by one of those flying objects, then DO NOT PURCHASE THE MOST EXPENSIVE SEATS IN THE STADIUM!  YOU WORTHLESS, JOY-DESTROYING MORONS!

"Oh, but someone fell from some high place and now all high places must be banned or covered in padding!"

No, this is called evolution.  The strong survive.  The "strong", in this case, being the people who did NOT lean over a railing that protects them from falling multiple stories to their death.

Call me heartless if you wish.  But if you die or get injured at a baseball game you didn't deserve to be there in the first place.  Plain and simple.  The chances of you dying at a baseball game are probably lower than the chances of you being raped by a shark while getting struck by lightning.  Stop demanding that everyone else be inconvenienced just because you're too stupid to breath without constant instruction.

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