Apparently, John F'n Kerry took James Taylor with him to France to sing "You've Got A Friend".
No, really. This is not a joke. This actually happened.
So we've gone from the Obama administration refusing to attend a march where 40 other heads of state or other international VIPs joined in, to sending a traveling minstrel show in an attempt to appease the world because Obama and his gang of incompetent clowns have managed to piss just about everybody off.
These people could fuck up a wet dream.
And I apologize to minstrels everywhere for using them in the above comparison.