At this point, if he whipped off his pants and threw his dirty diaper into the crowd, would you be shocked?

 And the media would find a way to proclaim the action "stunning and brave".

Yeah, sorry, I have to put the daggers away for just a second. I know we’re in the final stages of a presidential election. I know we have a SCOTUS fight ahead of us. But we have to settle this right now. Did Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) poop his pants? Seriously, have you seen the clip? The man looks like he straight-up ‘sharted’ and tried to get away from centerstage as quickly as possible without evidence of his accident spilling into the public view. 

Watch the clip.  That dude sharted himself.  He's doing the straight-leg stagger to exit stage left, desperately hoping that the shit doesn't come dribbling out.

One, I'm not surprised that he shit himself, he seems the kind of guy to do it.  Two, had this been a republican, it would be nightly news, but instead the media is going to protect their lords and masters to the hilt.

It still doesn't mean it's not funny to see that grotesque little shitbag stagger off like he just got hit with a cattle prod.