Sunday, July 28, 2019

DO IT! DO IT SOME MORE!

The HQ of the Bureau of Land Management is going to be headed OUT of D.C.

Bernhardt, who won White House kudos for pulling off the biggest ever change to the July 4 celebration in Washington, raised hackles in D.C. media circles when he announced that headquarters staff of the Bureau of Land Management would be moved to Colorado. 
Several administrations have promised to shift Washington operations to areas of the country they oversee, but this is the first, and indications from Colorado news media and elected officials indicate that is that it is a winner. 
And his letter suggests that he is looking for more staff to shift out of Washington.

Friggin' awesome.  With the Department of Agriculture moving to KC, and now this?  All those un-elected bureaucrats are going to have to find some other way of wasting our money than fancy dinners with politicians.  They're going to have to actually live in the country they want to rule, and they don't like it one bit.

Good.

I want to move the EPA to Baton Rouge, LA, so that when they complain about other people using air conditioning we can turn theirs off and see how they like it.

We can move the Department of Energy to Minot, N.D.  Oh, you don't want an oil pipeline to be built?  Well, let's just turn off that heating oil of yours.  Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

What other agencies can be moved?  How about moving the Department of Education to Baltimore, since that city is pretty much a paragon of Publik Skool, and the results thereof.

Any suggestions?

4 comments:

Bigus Macus said...



The Bureau of Mines can go to WV or KY. The list is endless.

Ragin' Dave said...

Hell yes. There's so many damn agencies you could farm them out to all the states.

Unknown said...

I'd rather stop pussyfooting around. I want those agencies retired, defunded, made obsolete and redundant, eliminated, disappeared, neutralized, vaporized, cast out, banished, deep sixed, 86'd. I trust I've been clear.

Rick

Drumwaster said...

Eliminate the Federal Dept of Education. It is utterly redundant, since every State, and most mid-sized-to-large cities, already have their own. Not to mention that the Feds have yet to educate a single student.

Next, we move the Atomic Energy Commission back into the DoD, and eliminate the Department of Energy, too. No need to move either. Turn their office buildings into homeless shelters.