Creepy Uncle Bad-Touch wins Alabama election

The Democrat Media Complex did their job and made Roy Moore toxic.  Oh, did you think I was talking about Moore winning?  Have you SEEN the Democrat, Doug Jones?  I wouldn't allow that guy around any women or children in my family.

In any case, here's another perfectly winnable Senate seat that Mitch McConnell went and fumble-fucked away.  Mo Brooks would have won this seat handily, and without any of the baggage that Roy Moore brought with him.  But McConnell wanted his establishment flunkey, who was deeply flawed and had his own baggage trail, so Yertle McTurtle went all in attacking Brooks.  Heckovajob, Mitch!

If GOP would only do what it promises its voters, they wouldn’t have to reach for demonstrable “outsiders” who might just be crazy enough to do what the voters want—or turn out to just be plain crazy. https://t.co/qlSau6eXDv

— Randy Barnett (@RandyEBarnett) December 13, 2017

Mitch McConnell is the leader of the Swamp Things, who hates ordinary Republican Voters for daring to actually expect the GOP to do what they say they will do.

Now here's my prediction - every single allegation against Roy Moore is going to disappear.  POOF, gone.  Because they've done their job.  They were never real, they were just a political hit job, and they Left got the GOP to react just they way they wanted them to react.  Doug Jones, who looks like a cross between Harvey Weinstein and Jeffery Dahmer, a sleazy shitbag Clintonista who wants abortion on demand while banning anything that even looks like a gun, is going to be screwing things up in the Senate while Mitch McConnell wanders around in a daze as the GOP base continues to flee from that Swamp that he mismanages.

Just.....  fuck.