So I finally get done with my school work for the night. I'm sitting out front, throwing a frisbee for the dog, and a woman pulls her car over by the curb.
Woman: You seen a black man in a paper jumpsuit around here?
Woman: Well if you do, hook his ass up! He's a beeyotch!
Me: Oooooookay then!
Seriously, sometimes I think I'm a bit actor in my own movie.