Wednesday, August 19, 2009

On Glenn Beck's comment

Which I just read about here, after I saw it mentioned here.

The rest of Beck’s comment, asserting that Obama has “deep-seated hatred for white people of the white culture,” should be easy for the President’s defenders to disprove. All they have to do is cite one positive thing Obama has said or written about white culture. Anywhere. Ever. Hopefully they can get back to us before GMAC needs another taxpayer bailout, to address the self-inflicted financial damage from its participation in the boycott. I wouldn’t recommend wasting any time going through Obama’s university compositions, assuming you can find where they’re buried, and get past the three-headed guard dog. He graduated from Columbia and Harvard, where “deep-seated hatred for white people of the white culture” is written in green on your thesis when the professor hands it back to you, along with “excellent sentence composition!” and “good use of original sources!”

There’s no question that Beck’s comment was provocative and rude. If you happen to be in a room with Glenn Beck at the moment, and you’re reading this to him out loud, he probably just shouted “Exactly!” Political and cultural debates always feature provocation and rude behavior. The American media occasionally becomes very prim about this. Strangely enough, these occasions always coincide with the election of a Democrat President. The same people puckering their lips over the heated tone of Beck’s assertions, Sarah Palin’s “death panel” commentary, or the behavior of town-hall protesters, thought the temperature was just peachy when liberals were openly fantasizing about assassinating President Bush. The average liberal couldn’t order a burger and fries at McDonald’s without informing the cashier that Bush was a subhuman cowboy moron.

Hey, here's an idea: Maybe the reason Beck thinks that Obama is a racist is because Obama sat in a church listening to "GOD DAMN AMERIKKKA!" and "WHITEY INVENTED CRACK TO KILL THE BLACK MAN!" for oh, twenty years. I know, crazy right? It's almost like twenty years of past behavior is enough to accurately predict future actions!

Oh, and I read in the news today that Bawney Fwank threw a bitchy little fit at some person who brought a poster of Obama with a Hitler mustache to a town hall meeting.

"On what planet do you spend most of your time?" Frank asked the woman, who had stepped up to the podium at a southeastern Massachusetts senior center to ask why Frank supports what she called a Nazi policy.

"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it," Frank replied.

He continued by saying her ability to deface an image of the president and express her views "is a tribute to the First Amendment that this kind of vile, contemptible nonsense is so freely propagated."

Hey Fwank, you hypocritical, ball-gargling, pasty-faced fucking bitch - where the hell have you been for the past eight years, you worthless damned piece of crap? Oh, that's right, you were using Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to drive the US mortgage market into the ground. You must not have been available to see YOUR SUPPORTERS calling Bush a Nazi, or calling him "BusHitler", or waving flags with swastikas instead of stars, or blaming the Jews for everything under the sun andohbythewaybushishitler. Either that, or you're just another slimy, two-faced fucking dirtbag who deserves to be tarred, feathered, and ridden out of town on a rail. Or rotting in a jail cell for the rest of your miserable life. You know what? Either option would make me quite happy.

In fact, the thought of Bawney Fwank tarred, feathered, and tossed in a jail cell is enough to make me smile for the next five minutes.

Oh, and just in case you needed a reminder - Democrats lie. It's what they do. It's who they are. They cannot win on their ideals, so they must lie. And lie. And lie.

Did you think that I call the Left domestic enemies of the Constitution just as a bit of hyperbole? Oh hell no. I'm being serious.

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