Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Sexy Vegetarians

PETA have announced the winners. I love this part:

[Coldplay frontman] Chris Martin, 28, and his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, made headlines when they gave their 1-year-old daughter, Apple, a vegan birthday cake.
"Apple"

How'd that happen?

"Say, darling, how about we call her 'Belinda'? I do so adore that name."

"Too retro, diddums. Let's celebrate the permeating love of Gaia. Let us call her 'Apple'."

"Oh! I LOVE it! Ooo and love you too!"

"Love you, too!!"

Frank Zappa (daughter Moon Unit, son Dweezil) was just plain weird.

"Apple" is the work of Narcissistic clods.

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