[Coldplay frontman] Chris Martin, 28, and his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, made headlines when they gave their 1-year-old daughter, Apple, a vegan birthday cake."Apple"
How'd that happen?
"Say, darling, how about we call her 'Belinda'? I do so adore that name."
"Too retro, diddums. Let's celebrate the permeating love of Gaia. Let us call her 'Apple'."
"Oh! I LOVE it! Ooo and love you too!"
"Love you, too!!"
Frank Zappa (daughter Moon Unit, son Dweezil) was just plain weird.
"Apple" is the work of Narcissistic clods.
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