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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

The Cure for What Ails You

The Raging Girlfriend and I are going to see a friend who isn't doing too well. Long story, and I'm sure he doesn't want to have his life spread across the net, but in our own special way, we're going to try to cheer him up.

One package of brownie mix. (standard mix, nothing special)

Follow the instructions on the package. Mix in other ingredients, stir, taste. Realize you need more chocolate. Add in a bag of Peanut M&M's.

Stir, taste. Realize that you need more chocolate. Add in the half-bag of chocolate chips that you had after your last baking episode.

Stir. Taste. Realize you need more chocolate. Break up that Hershey's Special Dark chocolate bar you've been saving in the freezer and toss that in as well.

Stir. Realize that at this point you have more actual chocolate than brownie mix. Call it good. Bake.

G-d in heaven, that's good stuff.

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