Misha waxes funny at Aristide's expense:
When asked who the agents were, [Aristide] responded: "White American, white military."That's a bit of a shot at Charlie Rangel, too, but who's counting?
OK, that alone proves that it's a lie. We all know that the U.S. Armed Forces is made up entirely by underprivileged minorities, risking their lives for a bowl of rice and a scholarship at DeVry. C'mon, we've read it at Democratic Underpants at least a million times, so it MUST be true!