The University of Southern California has pretty much codified (in other words, made into law, for all you silly weak ladies who can't be counted on to learn English) the fact that women are silly, weak little creatures who can't handle their drinks, nor be held accountable for what they do when they're drinking. And since women are so silly and weak, men have to be held responsible not only for what the woman may or may not do, but what other men may or may not do to a woman.
Look, this isn't ultra-conservative, knuckledragging neandertal Ragin' Dave saying this, OK? This is the University of Southern California, the uber-liberal, uber-progressive, "so far to the Left that Karl Marx looks like Ronald Reagan" USC.
So don't blame me. Or do, I dunno. I mean, according to USC y'all are so silly and weak that your accusations don't mean much unless you've been drinking.
Any ladies out there pissed off yet? Good. Direct it at the liberal fuckpickles at USC.
And I just saw this comment at Insty's place:
I really can't argue with that.